Authors Note: Ok refer to previous chapter for the disclaimer.
Ok as I noted in the last chapter this is the last chapter. I want to thank DJ Bleach, WolvenWindNinja, and Bolton for their reviews on the last chapter. And I want to thank everyone who took the time to even read one chapter of this story. It really means a lot to me. Also I must thank DJ Bleach for his prank idea because it's the only one I'm using…
Well, the gang has just arrived at Dr. Robotnik's home and are ready to pull the best prank ever on him…Everyone, here is chapter seven:
Vector killed the engine of the van and turned out its' lights. Everyone else was already out and ready to go. As he got out and put the keys into his pocket, a small scuffle broke out between Tails and Rouge over the flask of Russian vodka:
"Dammit Tails," cursed the bat, "you gave him back the flask, didn't you?"
"So what if I did," Tails spat back at her, he was still drunk but nowhere near as badly as Sonic or Knux.
"You know he gets violen…," she was cut off by the echidna.
"I DOSH NOT GETSH VIOLENT!" he roared in his drunken haze.
"Hey, shut the hell up," ordered Espio, "you don't want to wake Dr. Eggman do you?"
"Everybody just chill," added Vector. After a moment he spoke again, "wait a minute…Eggman…Eggman…that's it!"
"Whatsh that?" implored Sonic.
Vector began laughing like a madman, it must have been the alcohol finally kicking in, "we…are gonna…hahaha…egg his entire house,".
Everyone just stared at him for a long moment then started laughing with him. That was when Shadow pointed something very important out:
"Uhm, guys, we don't have any eggs,".
"You worry too much Shadow," began Vector, "I have my ways,".
He pulled his cell phone back out and dialed a number into it again. After a minute whoever he called picked up because Vector started talking:
"Good morning, how ya doin'…yes I realize it's a quarter after three, but we need you…look this is gonna be fun…great, ok, go to Wal-Mart and get us about five dozen eggs then meet us here…yeah I'm sending a GPS signal to your phone now with our location…alright see you in a while…bye," and with that Vector snapped his phone shut.
About twenty-five minutes later a white sedan could be seen speeding up the mountain road towards Dr. Robotniks' abode, and with it came the sound of a heavily remixed techno version of the Metal Gear Solid theme song. The driver parked the vehicle right next to the purple van and climbed out…It was Mike the delivery guy from the beer distributor.
"It's about time," said Vector walking over to get the eggs from Mike.
"Well damn, if it wasn't three-thirty in the morning I'd have been here quicker. Why the hell didn't you get Big to go get these eggs?"
"Well that's kind of a long story," began Vector, "I can tell you later,".
"Whatever…you need anything else?"
"Not that we can think of,".
"Good…if you do though it's Charmy or Mighty's turn to go get stuff,".
And with that Mike crawled back into his car and sped off towards the horizon.
\\\ Five Minutes Later ///
"Ok so everyone knows what they're doing then?" asked Espio. He was in charge of this entire plan now since he was a "ninja".
"Yesh," slurred Sonic, "Espio and Vector startsh on the north side and movesh to the eastern wallsh, Knucklesh, Tails, and Shadowsh starts on the shouth and goesh to the wesht, and Rouge and I sneak away into the woodsh and make out,".
All of a sudden a spiked fist came out of nowhere and slammed into the side of the blue blur's face.
"WRONG!" exclaimed Knuckles. He was just as protective of Rouge as she was of him.
"Ouch, what wash that for you ash?" Sonic asked genuinely confused.
"Alright so Sonic is going with Knux, Tails, and Shadow; and Rouge is going with me and Espio," Vector clarified as Sonic wiped some blood from the corner of his mouth.
"Right," confirmed Espio.
The groups then moved out towards their specified sides of the house. That was when Sonic found something he really liked:
"Hey guysh, check thish outs!" he yelled over to them pointing at a red beam that stretched from a tree to the corner of the house. "Shadow, I daresh you to touchsh it."
"Uhm, Sonic, that's an infrared beam, if you touch it then there will probably be dozens of badniks chasing after…," Shadow cut his sentence short when he realized that Sonic was not listening to a word he was saying. So instead he just kicked him in the back of the head and knocked him out before he touched it. "Poor dumbass,".
On the other side of the house the Chaotix and Rouge had already completely egged their assigned walls and still had eggs left over. So they decided to egg Robotniks garage and vehicles including his beloved hovercraft.
"Hahahahaha, this is too cool," laughed Vector. His manic laughter was starting to scare both Espio and Rouge so, being the "ninja" that he was, Espio knocked Vector out.
\\\ Another Ten Minutes Later ///
Everyone met back at the van and admired their work, except for Sonic, who was still out cold, and Shadow, who was knocked out when Knuckles violently beat him senseless with a drain pipe he had pulled off the side of the house. Knuckles had thought the black hedgehog had killed the blue one.
"Well that looks good," said Vector, "now "Eggman" has an "Egg-house",".
He started laughing again and this time Knuckles hit him with the drain pipe.
"YOU SON OF A -CENSORED- , SHUT THE -CENSORED- UP!!!" screamed the echidna at the top of his voice.
Just then a siren went off everyone looked down and realized that Vector had fallen into one of the infrared beams. They all jumped into the van and sped off back towards the echidnas' home.
\\\ About an Hour Later ///
As the purple van got closer to Knuckles' home Sonic began to think about all that had happened that day.
"Wow, what a great day. Going to a party, egging Robotnik's house, getting a Wal-mart cashier fired just to then kinda get him a job at the beer distributors, ripping on Tails…this day has just been awesome,".
The van slowly pulled into the driveway and hit a speed bump that no one remembered having been there before, but they all ignored it. The group got out of the vehicle and went back downstairs where they found Amy still out cold, and everyone fell asleep.
\\\ The Next Morning ///
Sonic awoke at ten in the morning. He looked around Knuckles party room and saw that everyone else was still asleep. He heard a small sound like that of someone knocking at the front door. He slowly got up and went upstairs to answer the door, and when he did he was a bit amused:
"Hey Big, what's up man?" asked the groggy hedgehog.
"Oh nothing much," replied the cat, "just brought you the Sunday paper and I'm here to get the van."
Sonic looked at the front page of the paper and noticed that it was a shot of Robotnik's house with eggs all over it. Sonic laughed.
"Hey, Vector and Espio are still downstairs sleeping. Why don't you come on in and have a smoke with me while we wait for them to get up here?" offered Sonic.
"That sounds like a good idea," said Big as he slowly waddled through the door.
Sonic closed the door behind them and noticed that across Big's back were two tire tracks. He was ready to say something about them, but then remembered the mysterious "speed bump" in Knux's driveway and said nothing.
He sat down next to the cat and pulled out his pack of Angel Island lights and offered one to the Big.
Big gladly accepted and lit up taking a long drag from the cig, "thanks man,".
"No prob," replied Sonic.
About five minutes and another cigarette later everyone was upstairs and ready to leave. The Chaotix and Big left in their van, and Rouge and Amy left in Rouges' car. Sonic, Tails, and Shadow all stayed to help Knuckles clean up, but most of the time Tails was stuck in the bathroom in front of the toilet throwing up.
"Sonic," he whined, "I don't feel so good,".
"It's called a hangover Tails," replied Sonic. "And get used to it if you're gonna keep on drinking with us," added Knuckles.
After they were done with the clean up Shadow left in his sports car and Knuckles drove Sonic and Tails back to the hangar he built in his jeep.
"Well, ya drunken bastard, are you going to be able to fly this thing still?" asked Sonic.
"I'll be fine," came the fox's response.
With that the trio pushed the biplane out of the hangar and Tails started the engine up. Sonic and Tails waved their last goodbyes to Knuckles, and flew off towards the horizon for home.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, that concludes this tale of Sonic the Hedgehog.
I sincerely hope that you have enjoyed reading this story as much as I have enjoyed writing it. I also hope that you will click over to the "extras" chapter to see how this fic came into being.
I wish to thank the following people for their thoughts, reviews, suggestions, and support: WolvenWindNinja for being such an amazing person and for her ideas and many kind reviews and suggestions; DJ Bleach for his ideas, input, and honest reviews as well as his continued support of this fic, my friend I thank you; Bolton for his support and thoughts on my writing technique, thanks a bunch; Plasticeyeballs for being honest in their review; oO2bored2careOo for favoriting the fic, that must mean you liked something about it; and liunt for his thoughts.
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