Oh yeah I don't own any of the characters aside from myself. I do own the Talk show, but Tim Kring owns everything else.

Jokerfest: 'Kay folks we are back with Herooooo Time! Right now we've got Peter, Sylar, Mohinder, Claire and Noah on the show, but don't go away we've got more to come! So before the commercial break we were discussing the anger between brothers Sylar and Peter, the festering hatred between mad scientist-

Mohinder: I am not mad!

Jokerfest: *cough* crazy *cough* Anyway the fun is just beginning so stay in your seats and watch it all on unfold.

Peter: Yeah, because we all need to see a little more Mylar *laughs and points at the two who have pushed their chairs together*

Jokerfest: Actually Peter you've just forced my hand.

Peter: Umm...what?

Jokerfest: I welcome Niki and Tracy to the show.

Peter: Beep me.

*The two girls glare at each other...Niki pops unknown pill into mouth and grabs a seat next to Peter, Tracy takes seat near Noah*

Jokerfest: Hey girls how's it going?

Tracy and Niki: How the Beep do you think!?!?

Jokerfest: Oh...um okay, sorry! *waves hands frantically to calm them down* Okay look, right now we just want to get your side of the story.

Niki: Which side do you want because I got three other personaliti-

Tracy: Why do I have to have a psycho sister?

Peter: Join the club *gestures at Sylar who is necking Mohinder*

Jokerfest: Sylar, Mohinder focus! Anyway go ahead Niki tell us how you're feeling.

Niki: Well I am out of the porn business, that's a definite plus.

Tracy: Slut.

Niki: Excuse me?

Tracy: Look do you know how awkward it is being mistaken for you!? I am sick and tired of having people harangue me because they've got nudie shots of you!

Niki: Hey that wasn't me that was Jessica! Okay so I did some too, but still...

Tracy: And you slept with Nathan you hussy!

Peter: Jokerfest what the hell is the matter with you??!? You want Jessica to come out and start throwing furniture?

Jokerfest: Well, I hid all the mirrors so-

Peter: What about the camera lens, what about the Beep-ing camera lens?

Jokerfest: Sh-eep

Jessica: Hey guys how's it going?

Mohinder: I don't think I can afford any more visits from Jessica. Jokerfest may I-

Jokerfest: Run while you still can you smexy mad scientist you!

Mohinder: Thanks! * Unwraps himself from Sylar and runs backstage*

Jessica: Soo...uh...Tracy is it?

Tracy: Yeah?

Jessica: So how exactly do you know Nathan?

Sylar: Peter I don't think this is going to end very well.

Peter: Yeah, no sh-eep Sherlock why do you think they tried to kill off Niki in season three?!?

*Girls fighting in the center of the room frozen furniture flying and smashing against wall*

Peter, Sylar, Noah, Jokerfest: Beep!

*Claire gets up and uses taser on Jessica*

Tracy: Umm yeah I'll be back when Nathan comes on.

*Shakes woodchips out of her hair and leaves via backstage*

Peter: Thank God, it's kind of awkward meeting someone you've slept with but haven't slept with yet.

Sylar: Only you would ever say something like that and actually be serious.

*Peter gives Sylar the finger, Sylar glares using his brows to look menacing*

Jokerfest: Well, yeah, thanks Claire!

Claire: No problem, just doing my job.

Noah: Atta girl Claire!

Claire: I am still not pleased with you.

Noah: Claire-bear-

Claire: Don't you Claire-bear me! If this taser had two rounds in it-

Jokerfest: Oookay. Well I'm gonna go ahead and have security take Niki back to the asylum and we'll welcome back Mohinder and our next guest Matt Parkman!

*Security brings out more chairs and take away the unconscious Niki*

Sylar: Haha fat ass!

Peter: Hey leave him alone he's not that bad.

Sylar: Oh come on Peter if he didn't have the ability to read minds he'd still be directing traffic.

Peter: Okay so you've got a point.

*Matt waves at everyone and then cringes, probably at Peter and Sylar's thoughts, decides to stand next to Jokerfest. Mohinder sits next to Sylar again*

Jokerfest: Yeah, Parkman you can't stand here.

Matt: I know but there is no way in hell I'm sitting next to Bennet.

Jokerfest: Well now that Niki is gone why not sit next to Peter?

Matt: Being near Peter never goes well for me. I mean there was the time he almost nuked me, the time I got shot three times, the time he tried to kill me at Primatech and the time Future Him sends me to Africa! I really don't feel safe around that guy.

Jokerfest: He doesn't have powers anymore so he can't hurt you.

Peter: Yeah, rub it in why don't you?

Sylar: No allow me. Hey Peter, guess what? You're not special.

Peter: Beep-ing Beep-hole I am going to kill you!!!

*Jokerfest looks over to Matt*

Jokerfest: I guess you can stand here.

Matt: And yeah I did lose a little weight thanks for thinking that.

Jokerfest: Yeah don't do that.

Matt: Sorry.

Jokerfest: So anyway how was Africa?

Matt: Pretty hot I guess. I think I shed four pounds in sweat alone.

Jokerfest: No, Matt we don't say things like that, just...no.

Sylar: Yeah, the only person that would look good sweating besides Mohinder is me.

Peter: What am I chopped liver?

Sylar: No, you're normal.

Peter: That's it!

*Peter reaches for Sylar's throat. Sylar uses telekinesis and makes Peter hit himself in the face repeatedly*

Jokerfest: THAT'S IT! YOU GUYS NEED TO CALM THE BEEP DOWN!!

*Sylar drops Peter and they both sit down quietly with their hands folded over their lap*

Matt: Whatever. Mohinder what the hell happened to you man? What's with the gloves?

Peter: Stupid ass here went and injected himself with some sort of freaky chemical and now he's turning into Jeff Gol- I mean a monster.

Matt: Great, now what am I gonna tell Molly when she gets back? Sorry you can't play with Mohinder he's too busy digesting his food with acid and laying eggs?

Mohinder: I do not lay eggs!

Matt: Whatever. Seriously what kind of scientist injects himself with stuff like that?

Mohinder: I was feeling left out okay...I just wanted to be-

*Mohinder puts his head in his hands and cries, Sylar pats his back gently and glares at Matt*

Matt: Gonna have to hire a real babysitter now! A real babysitter I can't believe it! You know Mohinder before you go turning intoa wannabe Spiderman you should of thought of Molly! Where is the money for a babysitter coming from huh?

Sylar: You leave 'Hinder alone, bastard!

Matt: Look I'm just saying.

Sylar: How bout we not say anything, hmmm?

*Matt gulps and goes quiet*

Jokerfest: Wow, this is odd.

Claire: Tell me about it. Hey is it cool if I go? Cheerleading practice starts in two hours and you know...

Jokerfest: Yeah sure, and I hope the Company thing works out for ya!

Noah: I love you honey!

*Claire sends a chilling glare at Noah before going backstage*

Noah: If only she knew how much I love her.

Jokerfest: I'm sure she knows it's just-

Sylar: She doesn't care.

Noah: I don't care how strong you think you are I can still kick your ass!

Sylar: Ooo I'm quivering in my Company issued shoes.

Jokerfest: Sylar play nice. How would you like it if I made fun of the fact that you stabbed your mother with a pair of scissors, and then played coloring book on the floor with her blood?

Sylar: Hey that was an accident!

Peter: Which part? The part where you stabbed her or the part where you started drawing in her blood?

Sylar: Beep you!

Jokerfest: Okay guys well I'm just gonna go ahead and bring in our next guests Maya aaaaaand Alejandro!

Mohinder and Sylar: Christ.

Peter: Who the hell are they?

Noah: Yes, I'm also curious as to who they are.

Matt: Same.

* Alejandro and Maya both glare daggers at Sylar and Mohinder, Alejandro sits next to Mohinder and Maya sits next to Noah*

Jokerfest: Alright well you two get settled in and we will pick up with the interview after this commercial break!

A/N: Alright for those of you who commented I did squeeze in a little of your ideas into this chapter

JessieDevil666: You were totally on the money when I mentioned the Fly and I did little homage for you, just because it made me laugh and because you commented.

LeaCharmedOne: I couldn't really get Niki and Peter to talk to each other as much as you probably wanted because of the "future thing" but I hope that you liked the little cat fight between her and Tracy. Don't worry they'll be back soon ;) But yeah I did enjoy Matt and Mohinder a lot. And Maya and Molly will be making an appearance soon!

Tera Earth: My first commenter! Don't worry the Petrelli's will have their time and it is going to be quite...action packed.

Emma Stargaze: I didn't forget about Adam who I really really loved, but before him I want to bring out Hiro and Ando. I love those two guys and all three of them will certainly make for an interesting time.

Anyway this is Jokerfest over and out!