I don't own any of the Heroes characters they belong to Tim Kring. I just love messin' with 'em. Okay guys so for those of you who are little confused about where everyone is sitting the beginning of Interview 3 has them sitting as follows:

Empty seat, Peter, Sylar, Mohinder, Alejandro, Noah, and Maya and then random empty chairs will be brought out as I see fit.

Jokerfest: Okay guys we're back again for another helping of Hero Time. Though we have had a few minor mishaps-

Peter: Minor? Electrocuting a guest is minor?

*Jokerfest gives Peter the finger and then smiles fakely at the camera*

Jokerfest: So as I was saying *sends Peter a vicious glare* we've managed to hold down the fort and even bring in two new guests Maya and Alejandro. I have also brought in an unbiased translator for Alejandro who unfortunately does not speak English. *waves in the Haitian who sits next to Peter, at which point everyone whips out red helmet and moves their chair to the far end of the room* Oh relax guys!

Peter: Yeah, you try waking up handcuffed to a storage box in Ireland!

Matt: Or missing two days and waking up on the sofa!

Sylar: Or finding yourself in a cell and experimented on!

Jokerfest: Well today he's a translator and besides Noah can vouch for him, right?

Noah: Yep, he's a good man.

Matt: Uh huh that really comforts me. I think I'll stay near Jokerfest where it's safe. *adjusts helmet*

Jokerfest: Err...right. So let's start with Alejandro's story. Haitian do you mind asking what was going through his mind while traveling through Mexico?

Sylar: Oh, sh-eep here it comes.

*Haitian and Alejandro speak in Spanish. Alejandro has very angry look and is constantly pointing at Sylar and growling*

Haitian: He says this, 'That bastard betrayed me and my sister and left me for dead! I tell my sister not to trust Sylar he has killed before, but she is sooooo in love with him that she ignores me her own flesh and blood to go with him. Ungrateful Beep!

*Maya shakes fist in anger and begins yelling at Alejandro in Spanish*

Mohinder: I would just like to point out that it is a good thing her powers have been removed otherwise we'd all be dead.

Sylar: I share that sentiment.

Haitian: Maya says' You arrogant prick how was I supposed to know he was evil'

Alejandro says' They invented the internet for a reason'

Maya says back 'Well, he did not look like a liar'

Alejandro says' Well then he wouldn't be a good liar, woman'

Jokerfest: Okay! Wow, seems things are rather heated between the two siblings. Haitian ask Alejandro what he thinks of Sylar being a good guy now.

Sylar: Now you're just being a Beep.

Jokerfest: *grins evilly* and loving every second of it!

*Haitian tells Alejandro about Sylar, Alejandro laughs hysterically while slapping his knees*

Sylar: That son of a Beep!

Peter: I don't have to speak Spanish to know what he's thinking.

Noah: Hmmm, I think Alejandro and I have a lot to discuss after the show. *rubs chin thoughtfully*

Sylar: I bet.

Haitian: Alejandro says' That Beep-tard's heart is so evil that you'd have to crack open his ribcage just to prove it was beating' He also mentions that Sylar tried to stab him to death and then Beep-ed his sister ten minutes later, how Beep-ed up is that?'

Mohinder: You slept with Maya?!? Maya you really slept with him?

Sylar: Yeah we were together what's the big deal?

Mohinder: Why didn't you tell me you were sleeping with Sylar?

Maya: I didn't see it as any of your business. Besides when were you going to tell me about those cocoon things you got hanging off your walls, huh!?!?

Mohinder: Don't try to change the subject!

Sylar: Hey, did you sleep with her!? I thought the writers were gonna hook me and Maya up!

Mohinder: Well, she belongs with me!

Sylar: Like hell she does!

*Alejandro begins yelling at the both of them*

Haitian: Alejandro says 'Says that the only way you're gonna get to Maya is over his dead body'

*Sylar cracks his neck and Mohinder cracks his knuckles*

Mohinder: That can be arranged.

Sylar: If I did it once I can do it again.

Jokerfest: Watch it boys *glares daggers at the both of them, they sigh and slump into their seats*

Peter: Hey I thought you two were together now, what you both want Maya now?

Maya: Que?!? You two are gay?

Mohinder and Sylar: Bi

Maya: Aha! So that settles it you two have each other then!

Mohinder: I gave up my humanity for you Maya! Doesn't that mean anything?

Maya: Uh, it means your turning into some sort of bug...a disgusting bug.

Mohinder: But you have to admit the sex was mind-blowing.

*Maya blushes*

Maya: Yeah...yes it was...*ahem* but that's beside the point! I don't forgive you!

Sylar: What about me?

Maya: You shot me, what makes you better than him?!?

Sylar: Well, I'm becoming good now, doesn't that count for something?

Maya: You still do that thing in bed with your...? *Quirks eyebrow suggestively*

Sylar: Wanna find out? *Shows off sexy smirk*

*Alejandro begins pointing at Sylar and Maya and speaking angrily*

Haitian: He says 'I can't believe you're doing it again! Are you Beep-ing retarded!?! How many times does he have to Beep us over before you stop sleeping with him? My God woman keep your legs closed'

*The two siblings begin to speak angrily in Spanish while Mohinder and Sylar yell at each other*

Jokerfest: Hello? Hello? Oh dammit and a half. OKAY GUYS YOU'VE DONE IT NOW! I welcome three new guests...well slightly new. Come on out Future Peter, Elle, and Hiro!

Peter: What the Beep! How did you get ahold of that bastard?!?

Jokerfest: Oh, I got Hiro to go into the future's past and bring him back before Claire shot at him and met him in the parking lot and-

Peter: Nevermind you're confusing the hell out of me!

*Future Peter slicks back his hair and waves at Sylar happily then sits next to Noah. Elle fidgets a little as electricity runs through her, sends a manic grin the crowd's way and sits next to the Haitian. Hiro gives the peace sign to the crowd, waves at Peter and then sits next to Elle.*

Jokerfest: Wow, I'm really glad I had security bring in those extra chairs.

Peter: You planned this didn't you?

*Jokerfest smiles innocently*

Jokerfest: Now what would give you that idea? Moving on...let's kick things off with Future Peter!

Future Peter: I'm just glad I'm alive, I mean saving the world can be pretty demanding. Especially with my past self being such a dumbass.

Peter: Beep you! I am not a dumbass!

Everyone: Yeah you are!

*Peter crosses his arms angrily, letting his emo bang hang over his eye*

Future Peter: Anyway, I'm kind of wondering what the hell you guys are all doing. I mean the future was pretty bad before but you guys are really Beep-ing things up now.

*Elle pouts*

Elle: I'm br*twitches*oken so it's not my fault! At least I am tryi-trying to get help! *Twitches uncontrollably then stops*

Mohinder: Well excuse us for not being able to see the repercussions of our actions four years into the future!

Future Peter: You have Hiro so no excuses.

Hiro: Uh, actually I join bad team now!

Sylar: Wait a minute you look strangely familiar...

Hiro: No I look berry berry strange to you.

Sylar: You're the bastard that stabbed me in season one!

Jokerfest: Hey, he was trying to save the world!

Sylar: By stabbing the person who wasn't going nuclear. Good plan, that.

Hiro: You are still berry bad man! You a billan!

Future Peter: Leave my brother alone.

Noah: It makes me cringe a little knowing the two of you are brothers.

Elle: I dunno all three of them are kinda hot *Electricity snaps viciously, lights go out for a few seconds*

Future Peter: Would it make you feel better knowing that your precious Claire wears form fitting clothes, stops going to school, and works full time for the Company?

Noah: Go to hell, my Claire would never-

Sylar: Well she did go after those two level 5 escapees didn't she?

Noah: I will make you forget you were potty trained if you keep talking, monster!

Haitian: I am neutral my friend.

Maya: I do not understand any of this.

*Alejandro tries to catch Maya's attention so they can leave*

Mohinder: You had better stop that or I'll break your neck!

*Haitian translates this to Alejandro, who then crosses his arm and pretends he has a cool emo bang to hang over his eye*

Matt: You know from what I can see all of you have everything wrong. Peter, Future Peter really isn't that bad, you're the real cause of Costa Verde. Sylar, Maya doesn't want to be with you or Mohinder or her brother for that matter. Noah, Future Peter is telling the truth about Claire. Elle, no one is falling for the innocent act we all know you're a few hues short of a rainbow. Hiro you could never be a bad ass Ando was totally lying. Haitian everyone is afraid of you except for Noah despite the whole being "neutral thing" and Jokerfest Sylar thinks you're pretty hot but he still wants to get in Mohinder and Maya's pants. I say give him a few weeks.

*Everyone goes silent and stares at Matt*

Matt: What? What'd I do?

*Jokerfest grits teeth*

Jokerfest: Commercial break NOW!!!

A/N:

JessieDevil666: Yep so now you gotta little taste of Maya and Alejandro...they both got sucker punched in this one. Heehee and sorry about school...but I can't make any promises about that not happening again.

LeaCharmedOne:Peter definitely have time to focus on the siblings...he was to busy trying to get over himself...I love puns I can't help it.

Emma Stargaze: Yup Matt's power can definitely be a bitch at times.