Jokerfest: Okay so Hero time is back you guys and boy have we got a show for you! Last time...well let's just say Matt won't be joining us this time around-
Mohinder:Bastard probably won't be walking after what Sylar did to him.
Elle: Tubby needed the break anyway, a-a-a-nd I mean that quit-t-t-t-e literally *lights dim and then become extremely bright*
Jokerfest: *in conspirative tone* Guys we promised not to talk about this. Er.. right! Anyway, our current guests were battling over the the changes made to the future and I have to admit that there seems to be a few things that are off.
Peter: Oh yeah, like what?
Jokerfest: Well...first off Future Peter is dead because he was protecting past Peter? Costa Verde was caused by you...so if you hadn't gone to the future everything wouldn't have blown up, which means that that can't be the future because you don't have powers anymore-
Peter: Stop it! You know how I get when people try to make me explain my actions!
Future Peter: Yeah, because having a plan of action can really make a negative impact on the creative juices.
Peter: Beep you!
Future Peter: Look we're the same guy-
Peter: I will not become you! You stuck me in the body of a level 5 prisoner, shot Nathan and sent Matt to Africa! What the hell is that man?!?!
Future Peter: Well, not exactly my best plan but-
Peter: Not your best plan are you Beep-ing kidding me!!?!
Future Peter: Well at least I'm not a tight ass like Future Hiro!
Hiro: That is not berry nice of you. He was only a killa because he lost his path.
Future Peter: The guy was a Beep-ing tight ass and you know it.
Sylar: You know as interesting as this is, some of us can't time travel.
Mohinder: Sylar's right as of now none of us non-time traveler's have a clue as to what's going on.
Jokerfest: Aha well it's a good thing I tiVoed this.
Future Peter and Peter: What!?!?
Hiro: Nani!?!
Jokerfest: Yeah, I got clips of the future *tries to look modest, but failing miserably* 'kay guys roll the clip!
*everyone turns to giant tv screen*
....a few minutes later later....
Mohinder: Dammit, a hideous monster, really!?!?
Sylar: I cut waffles? Seriously?
Noah: Hmmm...so what am I up to at this point, and why the hell is Sylar in my house!?!?
Mohinder: Is that all your worried about? What about ME! I look like a monster!
Sylar: Don't worry I'm sure-
Maya: So I guess I'll stay single then.
Sylar and Mohinder: Damn!
Maya: Alejandro a la avion!
*Maya and Alejandro wave to the crowd and head backstage to catch cab to the airport*
Haitian: Since I am no longer needed...
Jokerfest: Yeah, I guess you can go, but thanks for helping out. Really, it was appreciated."
*Haitian smile eerily and then leaves...everyone breathes a sigh of relief and removes helmet*
Haitian: AHA!
*Everyone screams and the lights cut off*
Haitian: That was...uplifting. I will see all of you later.
*Lights come back on and Haitian and Noah are both gone*
Sylar: I don't give a Beep what anyone says I was never that Beep-ing creepy.
Everyone: Agreed.
Jokerfest: Okay so I guess it's about that time we introduce some mor-
Peter: Christ woman aren't you done bringing in more "guests"! Just bring the Beep-ing people out and let's get this over with. *Sulks in seat and presses down emo bang even further over his eye*
Jokerfest: Touchy, touchy. Anyway it's time to bring out some of the costars...I mean stars *Jokerfest mouths the word costars to the audience* Ando, Adam and Nathan!
Peter: Jokerfest you are a Beep-ing bitch and you know it!
Hiro: Ando! *speaks rapidly in Japanese and motions for him to sit beside him*
*Ando sits beside Hiro, Nathan sits beside Future Peter ignoring the fact the the other Peter is motioning for him to sit beside him and Adam sits next to Mohinder.*
Jokerfest: Hey guys how's it going?
Adam: Do you really want us to answer truthfully?
Jokerfest: Umm well-
Adam: Because to be truthful it seems that the more stupid you are on the show the more likely you are to survive!
Peter: I resent that!
Sylar and Future Peter: Shut up moron!
Peter: *in quiet voice* Well I do...
Adam: No! I am sick and tired of fools like him *points at Hiro* and him *points at Peter* surviving and then people like myself getting killed off! It is bloody ridiculous and you know it! I am immortal for godssakes!
Jokerfest: I can see how that can be frustrating.
Adam: Frustrating does not even begin to express how angry...how furious I am!
Hiro: If you had not become a billan you would have lived.
Adam: Oh, so the fact that Sylar here is alive *points at the smexy devil* is completely okay with everyone!?!
Mohinder: *studies Sylar for a moment* More or less I suppose. I mean, I am supposed to work with him.
Sylar: Hey, I'm turning over a new leaf and exactly who are you?
Adam: Shutup you're not who I want to have a word with. Carp! You tricked me!
Hiro: Nani!?!? You get man at bar to hit me in the face!
Ando: Well...you never listen to me Hiro! I told you, no! Adam is a bad man...still you had to dig him up!
Adam: Ando is right! You never listen to anyone, always running off trying to do the right thing and then you just get everyone killed!
Hiro:You liar!
Nathan: He tried to stop you at Primatech! He did nothing but try to save us!
Peter: And he did warn us about Claire. If it weren't for him then we'd all be dead. Well except for Claire and I...
Nathan: You really are in love with-
Peter: Hey you shutup Nathan! You never listen to a thing that I say! Didn't I warn you about Linderman, about Claire, the end of the world!?!?
Nathan: Pete-
Peter: Oh no you don't You just sit there and listen dammit!
Mohinder: Peter calm down Nathan is just trying to-
Peter: No! This bastard has completely ignored everything that I've ever told him! I say to him, Nathan, Linderman is a bad idea. So what does he do he lets Linderman fund his campaign! I say hey Nathan the paintings predict the future try to get ahold of one for me...what does he do he destroys it! Beep-in' A! When will you ever listen to me!?!
Nathan: When you zip up your goddamn pants!
*Mohinder slaps his hand over his face. Sylar covers his mouth to keep from laughing. Future Peter just shakes his head*
Future Peter: I Beep-ing hate myself.
Ando: He really makes us good guys look like complete dumbasses!
Hiro: Hai.
Adam: So you don't think it's a little unfair that I got killed off the show?
Jokerfest: Hey don't look at me, I thought you were cute, funny, and smart. It was the writers that put you down.
Adam: Put me down? Is that what you call being mummified and turned to dust in ten seconds?
Jokerfest: Well-
Adam: Oh no you don't! My death was not only untimely it was bloody unfair! Everyone else gets to die doing something heroic, but me!? Oh no! Let's just kill the only British bloke on the show by letting a paraplegic kill him!
Ando: I don't think it was because you were British.
Hiro: Wait wasn't Linda-man from England too?
Adam: To hell with Carp! You took Yaeko from me!
Hiro: I was going to go back into the past and fix it, but you...you stupid bad man! You drugged me!
Ando: If you would just take me with you Hiro!
Hiro: Ando sometimes a hero must do these things alone.
Ando: What you mean liking getting your ass handed to you!?! All the time Hiro you get yourself into trouble and I have to save you. But still you leave me behind.
Hiro: I do no-
Ando: Is that so Hiro, so when you went to see Takezo Kensei?
Hiro: That was an accident.
Ando: To save Charlie?
Hiro: ...
Ando: To see you father's killer!
Hiro: ...
Ando: Oh and when you went to Primatech to stop Peter...no not even then...when you actually went to see Peter and Adam in the current time!
Hiro: ...
Ando: You are always leaving me behind! No wonder I kill you in the future!
Peter: Wait I thought-
Ando: Oh no Peter Petrelli Sylar does not kill me, not in the new future. I live and kill Hiro, but of course, I did not see this future. Because Hiro left me behind that time too!
Jokerfest: Wow...Hiro you kinda suck as a best friend.
Peter: You're even worse than Nathan.
Nathan: I'm really not sure how to take that.
Adam: Take it as a compliment, trust me.
Mohinder: Come to think of it I don't think I've really ever been acquainted with Hiro or Ando.
Future Peter: Probably has something to do with the fact that he becomes a fugitive of the law.
Mohinder: That would do it.
Sylar: And the fact that you mutate into some sick monster, don't forget that.
Mohinder: Thanks for reminding me.
Jokerfest: Anywho it's time to bring on some more guests. Sorry in advance Nathan, Peter...well Sylar you might be happy so...
Peter: Oh Beep no. You're not really gonna bring on-
Nathan: Sh-eep
Sylar: Yay!
Jokerfest: You guessed it guys. After our next commercial break we bring on some the two most manipulative Beep-es that ever walked on planet Earth; Arthur and Angela Petrelli!
Peter: You really do hate us.
Nathan: Perhaps a lawyer would be in order.
Sylar: Mom and Dad! Yay! *Claps hands and smiles widely*
*Peter, Future Peter, and Nathan exchange glances*
Future Peter: He really has no idea.
Nathan: Nope
Peter: I should have stayed home.
A/N Hey guys sorry it took me so long to update. I've had so much stuff on my plate these past few weeks and have been trying to get at least one update on all my stories. Didn't forget about you or my little Heroes get together. And the moment most of you have all been waiting for is coming up next chapter...THE PETRELLI FAMILY!!!! So get ready for some serious chaos!