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Jokerfest: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK WITH MORE HERO TIME! Hey guys we are finally back from that extremely long commercial break-

Peter: You mean that wonderful part in-between shows when you're not tormenting us?

Jokerfest: Oh come on-

Angela: Peter you will treat our host with some respect *takes seat between Elle and Peter*

Arthur: Angela is right, we raised you better than that. *sits beside Nathan*

Peter and Future Peter: Beep that!

Nathan: Ma, what are you and dad doing here any way? How the hell did Jokerfest find you?

Angela: We'll come to that road when we cross it.

Peter: It's always secrets with you two isn't it!

Angela: Peter, if you knew the sacrifices that we made for you and Nathan-

Peter: I don't! That's the problem!

Mohinder: Peter do you really think it's best t-

Peter: Hell yeah, we're gonna do this right now!

Nathan: Pete we're not gonna fight mom and dad in public, not like this. *Begins to text lawyer*

Future Peter: Actually, can't believe I'm sayin' this but I'm with Peter on this one.

Mohinder: *gasps fakely* No! Peter agreeing with himself, how...new.

Future Peter: Go Beep yourself!

Hiro: Hey Peter, dis is not like you!

Future Peter: Trust me you're not all sunshine and rainbows in the future either.

Adam: Heh, from the looks of it you're future isn't a bright one, eh, Carp?

*Hiro shudders and pushes up glasses nervously*

Nathan: *mouths the word 'Got a lawyer' to Peter*

*Both Peters nod*

Peter: Never mind guys we're cool.

Jokerfest: Alright...*quirks eyebrow* as interesting as that little snit-

Future Peter: Snit?

Jokerfest: Whatever, you guys are the most dysfunctional family I've ever met! How'd you guys manage not to poison each other at Thanksgiving dinner?

Angela: *eyes Arthur* It was harder than you will ever know

Sylar: Mom, you can't keep threatening dad like that!

Nathan: Yeah, actually she can. She has, she is, and-

Future Peter: She will, trust me. I've seen it.

Elle: You gu-guys are even wor-se-se than me and daddy *accidentally zaps Ando*

Ando:Ouch! Jokerfest can you please let me move. She will kill me before the show is over!

Jokerfest: Nah, use these! *hands Ando rubber boots*

Ando: *sarcastically* Wow, thanks.

Jokerfest: Anytime. Now back to you Petrelli people. Angela what made you get with this fool in the first place?

Arthur: Excuse-

Angela: I thought I loved him. And look at what a mistake that was.

Sylar: *whispers to himself* I don't like it when mom and dad fight.

Peter:*whispers back* I don't like it when psycho killers toss me out windows.

*Lawyer struts onto the stage briefcase in hand*

Jokerfest: Wait, who are you?

Lawyer: I am Neal Stevenson, Nathan Petrelli's lawyer. I'm here to mediate and also to make sure that all transgressions against Nathan and Peter Petrelli are duly noted and attended to accordingly. *straightens tie and smiles like a beep-hole*

Mohinder: So basically you're here to babysit Peter and Nathan, right?

Neal: Correct.

Mohinder: What I wouldn't give for money like that.

Noah: I'm sure there's alot of things a taxi driver finds himself lacking.

Mohinder: Shut up! I'm a geneticist!

Future Peter: Aka mad scientist.

Mohinder: You shut up, I could crush you where you stand!

Future Peter: You really think so?

Peter: I know that I got the lawyer covering my beep but what about Future Peter?

Nathan: Neal only covers people in the same time and dimension as he is, I asked before he came.

*Future Peter and Mohinder are pullign each other's hair like sissy girls*

Jokerfest: Alright, you guys calm it down, before I get my lawyer.

*two men look at each other, down at their shoes and then go back to their seats all sad-like*

Jokerfest: So Arthur *glares at everyone else daring them to say something* your wife poisoned you, and left you for dead. What do you want to say to her after that?

Arthur: She's a cold hearted beep what else is there to say? She's not thinking about the big picture, honestly think about all the joy Nathan's death would have brought our family.

Nathan: What!?!?

Arthur: You heard me. If I hadn't had to kill you, then your wife wouldn't have gotten injured, Angela would still be with me, Peter would have become a nurse or committed suicide, and I would have complete control over the company.

Adam: You know, he's right. Alot would have actually gone right for us all had you died Nathan...you know I would have lived...

Peter: I would be happy...

Hiro: *whispers softly* I would have been stuck in a diner.

Sylar: Peter probably would not have met Ted or tried to blow up New York. Hell, Nathan you really are the bane of all our existences, arentcha? *Grins evilly*

*Everyone looks at Nathan angrily*

Nathan: Huh. *grabs at collar nervously* Well imagine that. Neal, help me out here!

Neal: As the law stipul- *Sylar flings Neal backstage*

Jokerfest: Sylar that wasn't very nice of you.

Sylar: Sorry.

Jokerfest: No, no, just throw a chair at him next time. Who knows what you've broken offset!

*Sylar grins widely and blows Jokerfest a kiss*

Jokerfest: *blushing*

Angela: Well isn't that cute.

Future Peter: Jealous because you and dad are the only people who haven't gotten any?

Everyone: Ouch.

Ando: Hey wait. No, I do run into strippers from time to time, I'm good.

Angela: You are such an awful waste of flesh. I can't believe that you're my son!

Jokerfest: Speaking of sons *looks at Angela knowingly*

Angela: Don't you-

Jokerfest: What?

Angela: Fine!

Arthur: Actually if you think about it out of the evil people here, I am the least evil.

Adam: Is that so?

Arthur: Well, remember if Nathan had died as I had planned your death could have easily been avoided.

*Adam glares at Nathan*

Adam: I'll keep that in mind.

Elle: You-you *twitches left eye uncontrollably* know none of my problems ever get solved!

Sylar: They do eventually, I'm sure.

Peter: Coming from Sylar that doesn't seem like a good thing.

Sylar: Yeah, you're right.

Angela: The two of you deserve each other always beep-ing up other peoples plans!

Future Peter, Peter, and Nathan: Mom!

Angela: It's true Sylar always killing for no good reason! Peter trying to save the world but beep-ing it all up for everyone. And the sh-eep that comes out of your mouth is always too ridiculous to contemplate. Ooo save the cheerleader, we have to find the man who can see into the future, oh I stole another man's body...on and on and beep-ing on!

Jokerfest: Well at least now I can see where he gets his mouth!

*Angela flips off Jokerfest*

Jokerfest: You know what...Sylar bring back that lawyer!

Sylar: Sure! *waves the lawyer back with his finger and sets him into a chair*

Jokerfest: How much is Nathan paying you?

Neal: Umm...ummm...well about 10,000 a person...

Jokerfest: I'll triple that if you get Angela on theft charges, y'know that sort of thing.

Neal: I'm sure I can arrange that. I'll make some calls.

Angela: You little beep!

Jokerfest: I'm not little I'm 5'8" thank you very much!

*Peter grins and sends Nathan an air high five*

Jokerfest: Well guys that's all the time we have for tuday-

Peter: I think I actually enjoyed this one, nothing bad happened!

Jokerfest: That's the spirit! So anyway see you all next time o- *lights cut off*

Elle: S-sorry.

Jokerfest: Dammit Elle! Anyway we'll be back whenever the hell the lights get fixed! Again!

*Elle giggles nervously*

Ando: Ouch dammit!

A/N : Hey guys sorry for neglecting this piece for SOOOOOOOOOOO long. I couldn't think of anything to write and of course I was being beep-ing lazy! I will update the chapters to match that of the current season soon...I just wanted to get this chapter done first. I had already started it pre Nathan's hostile takeover. Next chapter things will heat up as the characters storylines develop! Anyway as always comment in the people you want showing up and I'll try to deliver. Till next time!