Hey everybody! This chapter will be a behind the scenes of the last chapter and i hope you like it. I don't own Teen Titans or anything else mentioned in this chapter/story except my oc's Suria, Leo, and some others that will appear later on. Enjoy. R&R.
Behind the Scenes with the Teen Titans
(We see Raven walking out of her room in the Teen Titan's tower and heading for the kitchen to get some tea)
Raven: How can we be all out of tea? Guess I'll just have to get some more later…
Mysterious Voice: Hello, Raven. Or should I say, Rachel Roth!
Raven: Bianca, I know it's you so you can stop it with the 'Mysterious Voice' already.
Me: Darn! I thought I had finally fooled you Rachel.
Raven: How do you know my real name?
Me: (Grinning evilly and rubbing hands together) I have my recourses…
*Flashback*
Me: Tell me the name! *Slap*
Leo: Bianca, should you really be hitting Raven's dad with a rubber fish?
Me: Your right (Leo sighs in relief) I should be hitting him with a real fish! *Slap*
Trigon: (Mad with booming voice) I am Trigon! Ruler of all that is evil! How dare you slap me with a rubber fish?
Me: *Slap* REAL fish! Now tell me the name so I can go home and eat my waffles!
Trigon: Stop slapping me! (Gets slapped with REAL fish)
Me: Fine. (Whacks Trigon with fish)
Trigon: I told you to stop slapping me!
Me: Well that was a whack, not a slap! Now tell me the name!
Trigon: (Gets whacked with fish again) How am I supposed to know Raven's real name? I only took interest in her when I needed her to full fill the prophesy!
Leo: (Worried) Bianca, I really don't think you should be doing this. You might get killed.
Me: Shut up Leo!
Leo: (Quietly) Okay…
Me: (Turns back to Trigon and speaks in a random accent) Now, you ville tell me the easy vay, or the hard vay. Vich vill you choose?
Trigon: You can't force me to do anything you puny human! In fact, I shall destroy you!
Me: No you won't! (Gets giant bazooka out of no where. Shoots Trigon)
Trigon: (Dead)
Me: Holy shit! He's dead!
Leo: Oh my gosh he's dead!
Me: Now how am I going to find out Raven's name?
Leo: Is that seriously what you're thinking of? You just killed Raven's dad! You're a murderer! (Rants on) You can't hang out with anybody anymore! You have to change your name, your look, your ways, your everything! (Shakes my shoulder's) I know a guy who can get you out of here. From now on, your name is Juan and you live in a pueblo in Mexico and work as a llama herder. We shall miss you Juan.
Me: Leo, its cartoons, nobody can really die. He'll be up and ready to kill me by tomorrow morning.
Leo: Oh yeah…
Me: Now I guess I'm just going to look up Raven's real name on the internet… (Sighs)
Leo: -.-' And you couldn't have done that in the first place why?
Me: Its too hard to look it up! First you have to walk to the computer, then turn it on, then type in 'Raven's real name' then choose from different sites to get the information from. It just seemed to get it from Trigon was much easier.
Leo: Remind me why I hang out with you?
Me: Beats me. I don't even know why that bunny is still stalking me...
*End of Flashback*
Raven: So that explains why dad wasn't bugging me about being on a super hero team and not his side today…
Me: Yep. I hope you don't mind that I killed your dad.
Raven: Actually I do. Today was allowance day…
Me: Oops.. Sorry, my bad.
Raven: Oh well. It's not a normal day in the tower with out you killing someone…
Me: Which reminds me… (Yells to random direction) Leo! Where did you hide my machine gun? It's Cyborg's turn to die today since he didn't give me some of his waffles!
Cyborg: (From a distance) Shit! I'm going to be hiding in the secret hide out with indestructible doors and windows today so if anybody needs me, too bad!
Me: (At Cyborg) I destroyed that one yesterday when I killed Robin for not giving me my cookie!
Cyborg: (In the t-car) Can you at least give me a head start?
Me: Fine… (To random direction) Leo! Bring me my machete instead! I'm going to go easy on Cyborg just for today.
Leo: (Brings me my machete) Just don't hurt anymore clowns with this, okay?
Me: But he was stalking me and offering a 'red balloon'! I thought it was a bomb sent to me by the chocolate bunny!
Leo and Raven: (Sigh)
Me: Now to go catch Cyborg. Bye guys! (To Cyborg in the distance) Next time I say 'Give me some of your waffles; you give me some of your damn waffles!' (Big crash and Cyborg's scream is heard)
Raven: (To Leo) Remind me why you like her again?
Leo: (Turns bright red) I… It's just that… It's complicated okay?
(More crashes and then something around the lines of "Die you stupid clown, die!" are heard in the distance)
Leo: Got to go Raven. (Screaming) For the last time Bianca, clowns are not being sent by the evil bunny to destroy you!
*Pause*
Raven: (Shakes head) I should probably get a first aid kit for that poor clown. Just another normal day in the tower…