Hey it's me again! To all the people who have been reading this series, I am sorry that it took so long for me to put up another story. The fact is, we have no internet at my house and then I didn't go to the library (where they DO have internet) at all this summer and then I got caught up in a book series, and finally when I was going t write again, it turns out my whole story was deleted meaning I had to start ALL OVER AGAIN! I was so angry I was tempted to call upon my chocolate bunny, but I knew it wasn't that bad so I didn't. Anyways, I hope you like my story and that you review it. Since Nevermore was one my favorite episodes in the series I wanted to write a lot but thought it was too long for just one chapter so I'm going to put it into two chapters! And may the Mustard God spares your souls, and your ketchup.
Suria: Bianca does not own the Teen Titans or anything else in this story expect for me and Leo and some of her friends.
Dr. Light: Your pathetic skills can't be outshine the brilliance of Dr. Light!
Me: Oh stop talking about yourself in third person will ya? It's not as if your thaaatttt special! (Sticks out tongue)
Dr. Light: You should learn that words can hurt people. (Goes in corner and starts mumbling to himself)
Suria: Bianca! Get back in your room this instance! You're ruining the whole thing for everybody!
Me: (As I'm walking out) You're no fun…
Dr. Light: Your pathetic skills can't be outshine the brilliance of Dr. Light!
(Robin jumps and throws a birdarang towards Dr. Light before he avoids his hit.)
Dr. Light: You're fast, but I doubt you'll enjoy moving at the speed of light!
(Beats Boy turns into a rhino after Dr. Light throws Robin over a roof with blast from his suit)
Dr. Light: A wolf is no threat when it's blind as a bat!
(Dr. Light makes it so that both Beast Boy and Starfire can't hurt him)
Cyborg: Watch yourself lightweight. (He has half of one axle in hand and he gets ready to swing.) Things are about to get heavy!
(Cyborg swings and misses than is covered in stone so that only his head and hands are free)
Cyborg: Uh! Hey! Let me... (Dr. Light approaches.)
Dr. Light: Now if nobody minds, I'll be taking the gold.
Raven: I mind. Azarath Metrion Zin- (Gets hit and is sent flying towards the street.
Dr. Light: Bit of advice. Find shorter magic words. (Starts to walk up to Raven)
Raven: Don't come any closer.
Dr. Light: What's the matter? Afraid of the light?
Raven: No… (mumbles)
Everyone: What?
Raven: It's just that (mumbles)
Me: Speak up! We can't hear you!
(In the background everyone is wondering where I came from if I was in my room)
Raven: I said, he made me rip my leotard with his stupid beam!
Everyone: O.o
Beast Boy: Where is it ripped?
Me: Of course YOU would like to know you perv! (throws "magic" brownie at Beast Boy)
Beast Boy: (blushes) I was just wondering…
Suria: C'mon Raven. It seems everyone here is an idiot and hasn't even thought of getting you into other clothing.
Leo: (pops up randomly) Hey guys, what's up?
Me: LEO! (Glomps Leo) Hey Leo, where you've been? The last time I saw you was in the closet. (winks)
Everybody: O.o
Leo: (Blushes madly) It's not what you guys are thinking! I was in there because I needed a broom and out of no where Bianca comes and locks it-
Cyborg: Dude! We don't want details!
Suria: Aside from in the closet with Bianca, where have you been? You're the director, you're supposed to be directing, that's what you're paid for.
Beast Boy: Wait, he wasn't directing? Then who was yelling "Action!"?
Raven: (In new leotard) Some guy that looked like Leo. (Everyone turns to look at her wondering why she didn't say anything before) What? We were on a roll and I didn't want to start all over again. (Everyone keeps on staring) Hey, at least I got rid of the guy later on…
Robin: Well where is he now?
Raven: Ummm… Hey look! Bianca isn't in here anymore!
(While Raven was talking I had gone on ahead and left the building. Now let's see if they find me!)
Beast Boy: Rise and shine, amigos. Breakfast is served. (Carries a pan over)
Robin: Thanks, Beast Boy. Everything looks great.
Starfire: On my planet, such a feast would mark the arrangement of a marriage. Tell me, Beast Boy, to whom are you engaged?
(Beat Boy screams and jumps back while Cyborg starts choking on an egg.)
Cyborg: (choking)
Beast Boy: Awwww c'mon! That was the beast scream I could do and you just messed it up. (Pouts and walks towards his dressing)
Starfire: (Turns towards Raven's chair where she is currently reading one of her many books.) Friend Raven, should you not do the up checking of friend Beast Boy?
Raven: (Looking up from her book.) And why should I?
Starfire: Well because last time we were having the talk of girls you had mentioned several times that friend Beast Boy had been trying to do the talk in private but you were too afraid to go with him.
Robin: WHAT? BEAST BOY HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET WITH RAVEN? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? (Is about to jump out of the tower's window but realizes too late that the windows are NOT in fact fake. So he just ends up falling out of a window)
Leo: (comes running in like a mad man with a towel around his waist) I heard a breaking sound! What happened? And please tell me that it won't cost us any money.
Starfire: Director Leo, I was not informed that today was your 82nd anniversary of your birth. We shall celebrate it in the traditional Tameranian way; does anyone have a purple squid being eaten by a kloregen?
Everyone: o.O?
Leo: Starfire, what are you talking about?
Starfire: Well on Tameran, on the 82nd anniversary of your birth, we put a white cloth around our waist like so. (Points to Leo's toweled waist) Though my people usually have more decoration on the cloth…
Leo: Well I heard a crash and I was in the shower so I just jumped out, put a towel, and ran out! (Puts on bath robe random assistant brought.) What was that crash anyways?
Cyborg: Oh my god! We forgot about Robin! (Runs out to the broken window) Hey Birdbrain, you still down there?
(There are a bunch of noises and then Robin's head pops out of the window.)
Raven: (back in her book) He's okay.
(After Cyborg breaks down the door to Raven's room.)
Beast Boy: Now we both have to apologize.
Cyborg: Uh, Raven? Sorry about the door. Raven
Beast Boy: Dude, she's not here. Come on. (He walks into the room by the bookshelves and masks.) Looks like Halloween came early this year.
Cyborg: (Whispering) We're in Raven's room. We should not be in Raven's room. She doesn't let anybody in here- ever!
Beast Boy: So this is our big change to find out more about her. (he goes to dresser) For instance... (he laughs and picks out a mirror, looking at himself.) ...check out this beauty mirror. Who woulda thought Raven spends time sprucing? Ah! Is that a zit?
( Beast Boy pokes a spot on his cheek when suddenly two pairs of red eyes appear and then clear. Beast Boy gasps and drops the mirror backing up. Black energy shoots up fro the mirror that looks like an arm and grabs him then shakes him back and forth. Through out all of this Cyborg does not notice since he is almost about to leave.)
Cyborg: Come on, B, we should really get out- (Beast Boy is yanked away.) -huh? Yo!
(The arms drags Beast Boy down but luckily for him, Cyborg grabs his ankle. Unluckily for him, both Titans get sucked in. We see a raven flying by when suddenly Beast Boy lands on it.)
Raven (the bird): (In deep man voice) You stupid bitch! You're supposed to wait for me to get to the branch THEN fall out of the sky! What the hell is wrong with you?
Beast Boy: (stammering) I'm sorry-
Raven (the bird): Yeah well I'm sorry your mom has to look at that face in the mirror. No wonder Rage has so many pictures of you in her torture dungeon; she has them there so she can pretend to kill you!
Cyborg: Yo, raven, dude, you don't have to go and involve B's mom into this.
Beast Boy: (in far away child-like voice) Mommy…?
Raven (the bird): That's not what your momma said last night black boy.
Cyborg: Oh hell no! (starts to get arm cannon ready)
Raven (the bird): This is my house, you don't go pointing things at me in my house without my consent.
Cyborg: Oh I'm going to enjoy this. (Shoots arm canon while bird is still talking smack about everybody's mom. Turns to the director's chair.) Leo, you want chicken?
Raven: (Pops out of the walls with her magic.) I just felt a disturbance in my mind. What happened?
Cyborg: (Finally realizes what he just did and throws cooked bird out of the set.) I don't know what you're talking about, Raven.
Raven: I saw you throw the bird out of the set.
Cyborg: (While backing up.) These are not the droids you're looking for.
Pink Raven: Hey, guys. What's up?
Cyborg: (in small voice) I don't know anymore.
(The camera turns to show Raven right side up and Cyborg and Beast Boy upside down. They fall.)
Pink Raven: (Giggling as Beast Boy stands up, back in human form. When she realizes that the green animal was in fact Beast Boy, she lets out a huge scream.) BEAST BOY! (Glomps Beast Boy.)
Beast Boy: (In shock)
Cyborg: (Confused) Was that in the script?
Leo: No. Raven!
Raven: (Appears all of a sudden next to Pink Raven.) We are leaving. (Pulls Pink Raven off Beast Boy and disappears with her through a portal.)
Beast Boy: Awwwww man! That's first girl to ever do that to me! (pouts)
(The pink landscape and yellow sky. A small strawberry floats past the path.)
Beast Boy: I think this might be where air fresheners come from.
Pink Raven: (Giggling) Good one!
Cyborg: You're laughing?
Beast Boy: At one of my jokes?
Pink Raven: Sure. I've always thought you were funny, BB. But hey, looks aren't everything. (Winks at Beast Boy.)
Beast Boy: (Confused.) Is there something wrong with your eye Pink Raven?
Everyone: (Face palm.)
Beast Boy: What?
Pink Raven: (whispers to Raven as she enters the scene.) If he is seriously that dumb, why do you like him?
Raven: (Flabbergasted) Me? You're the one who winked at him.
Pink Raven: Well yeah, but I am YOUR emotion. (Looks distastefully at Raven's attire.) Though with a better sense of style…
Raven: (Pulls Pink Raven's ear.)
Pink Raven: Ow, ow ow, owwwww!
Beast Boy: She ditched us! I can't believe Raven ditched us! Next time I see her, it's not gonna be pretty.
(As he says this, the scenery dissolves to the outer-space region they were in before. They are back on the winding stone path.)
Cyborg: Hey, I know where we are! We're in that place where I didn't know where we were before.
(Raven pops up with her back to them and scares Beast Boy and Cyborg. Her cloak is gray and it looks as if she is sad and scared.)
Beast Boy: (furiously) Where were you? Shopping for robes? (His head seems to grow a few sizes with a vein jumping out of his forehead while Raven turns chibi and starts crying. When she stops, they both return to normal size.
Beast Boy: Whoa. Easy. I didn't mean it. Please don't-
Gray Raven: (Crying even more.)
Beast Boy: Why are you crying?
Gray Raven: Because La Pola ended with La Pola and Alejo dying! It's not fair! (Cries even more.)
Me: (Comes next to Pink Raven.) Pola! Por que? Alejo te espera en el cielo!
Gray Raven: Tu espiruto no se va a morrir. Espero que tu y Alejo esten feliz! (Cries even more)
Beast Boy: Whaaaaa….?
Suria: (Out of nowhere.) It's a Mexican soap opera that Bianca got us all hooked on. Even Cyborg is crying now.
Cyborg: (Gets on his knees and cries to the sky) POR QUE?
Beast Boy: Well then if she got everybody into it, why aren't you crying?
Suria: I am crying, just on the inside like Raven. Why do you think Gray Raven is crying so much?
(Everybody including the cast, director, and random animals go next to Cyborg and get on one knee while screaming "POR QUE?" while Raven and Suria whisper "Por que?" and Beast Boy stands there looking confused).
Well that's the end. For now... R&R people and I wil try to get the next part to this episode ASAP. And if any of you were wondering, La Pola actually IS a Mexican soap opera that I used to watch. Below are the transalations of what was said throught out the story. Poor Beast Boy, always the one on the outside... And if any of you guys noticed, they never even looked for me! I shall put where I was and how I got back in my next chapter!
Me: (Comes next to Pink Raven.) Pola! Why? Alejo is waiting for you in heaven!
Gray Raven: Your spirit will not die. I hope you and Alejo are happy! (Cries even more)
Beast Boy: Whaaaaa….?
Suria: (Out of nowhere.) It's a Mexican soap opera that Bianca got us all hooked on. Even Cyborg is crying now.
Cyborg: (Gets on his knees and cries to the sky) WHY?
Beast Boy: Well then if she got everybody into it, why aren't you crying?
Suria: I am crying, just on the inside like Raven. Why do you think Gray Raven is crying so much?
(Everybody including the cast, director, and random animals go next to Cyborg and get on one knee while screaming "WHY?" while Raven and Suria whisper "Why?" and Beast Boy stands there looking confused).