Announcer: (In a very proper and snobby voice) Welcome all to a new installment of Parodies. Today's chapter is a continuing chapter of "Nevermore". Join us all in the reading of said chapter and let us applaud kindly and at appropriate times for everyone to enjoy.
Me: Who do you think you are and what the hell are you doing in my story?
Announcer: (Nervous) Well I… ummm… errr… Look there's Leo!
Me: (Pissed off) I don't believe you. Leo has been in Florida for a week and his flight gets here in an hour. Now tell me before I get my big machete and throw it at your head.
Announcer: (In pleading voice) Somebody please help me!
Suria: Is there a problem here?
Me: (Seriously serious) This idiot thinks he can just waltz in here and start telling about the story! And he can't because this is MY story so I tell it!
Announcer: Okay okay I'm sorry.
Me: Thank you. I don't own Teen Titians or anything else in this story besides Suria, Leo, and my friends.
Announcer: (In doctor voice) Warning, don't read this if you don't like the pairing BBRae, if you can't laugh or else you explode, or if you happen to be blind. Well if you are blind you won't be able to read this anyways so cross that out of the list. Reading this story might cause you to laugh really hard, make you mentally ill like us, cause you to start talking to voices in your head or make you see purple monkeys. Enjoy :)
Gray Raven: It's a maze. You can't get out. You have to go through. I can show you the way, but when we reach the end, you won't like me anymore. (looking at Beast Boy) He already doesn't like me. Beast Boy: Come on. That's not...
(Raven is already walking away while the guys look at her in irritation.)
Beast Boy: Gee, Raven, moody much?
Cyborg: Yeah, she's like a whole different person.
(Pause)
Cyborg: I said, "She's like a whole different person!"
Leo: CUT! (To Gray Raven off stage) Raven, that's your cue.
Gray Raven: It was?
Cyborg: Well who else's cue would it be?
Me: This episode is all about Raven's emotions; one can't always know which Raven they're talking to! Now shut up I'm tying to eat my chocolate!
Suria: (In a voice one would use on a child)Bianca, step away from the chocolate very slowly.
Beast Boy: Why? What happens if she eats chocolate?
Suria: Let us just say the last time she ate it I found her on top of the Eiffel Tower at midnight.
Beast Boy: Well that is pretty weird but it's not as if she did anyone any harm right?
Suria: Say that to the police men that were chasing her.
Everybody: O.o?
Suria: They never did find the bodies….
Gray Raven: And...remember the time I called you both immature pinheads? I'm sorry for that too. And also the- (Cyborg and Beast Boy come around the corner.)
Beast Boy: For the hundredth, millionth time...
Beast Boy and Cyborg: ...we forgive you!
Me: No they don't, so keep saying stuff that you're sorry for.
Leo: CUT!
Suria: I'll get her meds…
Me: No! Those things will only keep me away from conquering world destruction!
Raven: (To Suria) Why are you in charge of her again?
Suria: Because her cousin asked me to.
Raven: And why would you say yes? (Looks at her crazy)
Suria: (Blushing) Because he's hot.
Raven: Ahhhhh I see… (Awkward pause) Think you can send me a pic?
Beast Boy: But your mine! Why are you asking Suria for pictures of guys for?
Everyone: O.O
Beast Boy: (Sweat drop) Were we not just trying to get Bianca to take her meds?
Bianca: Nahhhh, I don't need them anymore. Watching you mess up keeps my attention occupied.
Leo: Okay people, in this scene Starfire tries to get Robin to go to Raven's room and check up on her okay? (Gets no answer from the two said actors) Guys?
(Camera zooms to show Starfire and Robin making out)
Leo: MY EYES! THEY SHALL BE SCARED FOREVER!
(Both Beast Boy and Cyborg are fighting the stone giant after Gray Raven leaves them)
Green Raven: Yo! Eight-Eyes! (Flying kick) Hai- oof! (As she was trying to kick she got hit in the stomach with one of the swords from the stone giant) You were supposed to wait one minute before attacking idiot!
Giant: I'm sorry, it slipped.
(Green Raven sees everyone laughing and starts fuming)
Green Raven: Yeah well sorry isn't gonna cut it pal! (Kicks stone giant off screen)
Leo: Great, now e have to hire a new stone giant…
Raven: (Off screen) I got it!
Green, Gray, Pink Ravens: I'm Raven. (Confused, Beast Boy faints.)
Cyborg: Happy...timid...brave.
Pink Raven: (pointing at Beast Boy; he gets up) You forgot dopey.
Dopey from the Snow White: ( Comes out of no where and glares at Beast Boy) This is plagiarism boy! You know I can sue you for this?
Everyone: O.o?
Beast Boy: You can talk?
Dopey: Hell yeah I can talk, and I can swear too! Now if we are done fucking around, I came to tell you to stop using my fucking name or I'll fucking sue you!
Cyborg: All I know is a lie!
Cyborg: Different sides of Raven's personality. We're not in Raven's home.
Beast Boy: We're in her head.
Raven: (normal tone) And I want you out.
Me: Out of where? (winks)
Raven: (Irritated) My head. I just said that can't you listen?
Me: (Laughing very hard) She doesn't get it! XDDD
Beast Boy: (Turns red when he catches on with what I'm saying)
Cyborg: (Wipes at eye as if crying) That is precious!
Raven: (Confused and angry) What are you guys talking about?
Suria: (Trying VERY hard to keep disciplined but failing) She means- (whispers in Ravens ear)
Raven: (Steaming) What the hell Bianca?
Me: (Still laughing) I'm sorry, I just couldn't help it! (Turns serious) The thing I can't believe is that you didn't get it right away.
(Everyone, after laughing of course, turn to Raven expecting an answer)
Raven: (Blushing) Contrary to your minds, mine isn't that perverted.
Starfire: But I have the remembering of when you did the commenting on a guy's rear end one day. Would that count as what are you are speaking of?
Beast Boy: WHAT?
Raven: I'll be in my dressing room…
Me: Well this is no fun anymore. I'm going to go and bother Leo.
Raven: Get out of my mind! Now!
(The Door has now filled with a whirlpool just like the one that carried them into Nevermore to begin with.)
Beast Boy: And leave you alone with that?
Cyborg: Not gonna happen.
Raven: It's my problem. I'll deal with it. If I lose you, I'll be stuck in here forever.
Beast Boy: Are you talking to me or Cyborg?
Raven: Huh?
Leo: Cut! Give Raven her line please because it seems she hasn't a clue what it is.
Raven: (Looks down at her script then notices her mistake which she blushes at) Oh, my bad…
Trigon: Rage shall consume you.
Cyborg: Yo!
(Cyborg is standing on a mountain ledge and has his cannon ready to fire)
Cyborg: Sounds like somebody needs a time-out.
(When Cyborg shoots he misses his target but shoots again and gets him in the chest. As Trigon is falling he lets go of Raven and she falls. Beast Boy, though, catches her as a hawk and sets her on the ground letting her fall to her knees. He then goes back into human form as she comes to.)
Raven: You stayed? I thought you didn't like me.
Beast Boy: Thought you didn't like me. (She smiles)
(When she smiles he leans in for a kiss that she returns)
Everybody: O.O
Cyborg: (Not seeing what his cast members are doing) Yo, I like both of you- (Finally sees Raven and Beast Boy making out) But not it the way you guys apparently like each other…
Leo: (Stunned) C-c-cut! What are you guys doing?
Raven: You should know; you're the one who wrote the script. (Hands Leo her and Beast Boy's script)
(Leo compares his, Raven's, Beast Boy's, and Cyborg's scripts and finds a mistake on Raven's and Beast Boy's)
Leo: Now I see. On your guys' script is says to kiss when that's not what you should be doing.
Beast Boy and Raven: O.O
Raven: What?
Leo: Yeah. It seems somebody changed the script.
(Everybody at this time turns to me since I have been quiet and calm this whole time)
Me: (Sees pissed off Raven) Shit…
(Raven goes after me while I yell "I did it for the fans!")
Beast Boy: (To Cyborg) Does that mean she didn't like it?
Raven: He's too strong. Even with your help, I cannot defeat him.
Cyborg: So call for backup!
(At the word "backup" the Back Pack from Dora the Explorer appears)
Back Pack: Did somebody say "back pack"?
Me: No you incarnation of evil! They said "backup"! Now die! (Proceeds to hit Back Pack with sledge hammer multiple times) And pass it on to Dora!
Leo: Some one should really try finding where she keeps all these weapons….
Cyborg: We gotcha.
Beast Boy: It's okay. (They set her on her feet; she blushes.)
Raven: (rubbing her head) Thank you...friends.
Beast Boy: So...we really are friends?
Raven: (nodding, with a small smile) Mmm-hmm.
Beast Boy: And you really think I'm funny?
Raven: (smile fades) Don't push it.
Leo: YES! We finally got a scene right!
Suria: We were still rolling.
Leo: Damn it!
Author's Note: Well I hope you enjoyed it and that we didn't cause you to see purple monkeys. And if we did, grab a waffle and join us. Thank you Wolfgirl666 for reviewing! Now people, I have these friends who started a blog and keep complaining (loudly, annoyingly, and continuously) that I haven't checked out the blog and that not a lot of people have either. So through the power of FanFiction I will help them with their problem. You see, they are having a poll (I'm not telling you what and in a little you shall see why) and I'm going to have a contest about it. The first person to go and check out the blog, read the poll (the poll is on the page I swear just scroll down and click on the picture of the tables) and send me a PM saying your response will get a cookie! And will also get to choose what episode I shall write about next and some of the scenes. So please check out the blog so that they can get off my back! http:/ highschoolhorrors38. tumblr. com/ Just take away all the spaces when you copy and paste or write it. Review please!