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DISCLAIMER: I am in no way,shape or form associated or affiliated with Stephenie Meyer. She owns everything apart from the plot. (Im The Genius That Came Up With That)

And now that we've cleared up the fact I'm just your average Joe (or Beckky?) shall we continue with the story?

I think we shall...

A heart cannot be fixed with Sellotape; only Glue will hold

***Chapter Ten***

Don't come back,

And pretend to tell me,

The night you've had,

with your made up stories.There you were and the floor was empty,

You and him getting more than friendly.

Made Up Stories - Go:Audio

"What? Where? I'll kill him!" Peter exclaimed, he always was the most protective of me.

"You won't touch him, Petey that is my job, Capish?" I turned to look him in the eyes so he knew I was serious. I would not have anyone else - other than me hurting Jacob Black it was the least I owed him. Fucking douchebag. I felt weird because I never realised I had a grudge against him but now I wanted to hurt him so badly I was actually shaking with an anger so strong Jasper had to send a lot of 'calm' my way.

"Well, what do you say Char? Wanna fuck some shit up?" I turned towards her with a smirk as I got out of my car. She winked and nodded back at me as she closed the back door.

"Hell yeah, babes. What angle we going for? Sweet and innocent or more of a 'wham, baam, thankyou ma'am' effect?"

"What do you think?" I said as I walked towards the door of the club with a swing in my hips. I skipped out on the line, I was a regular here in University so they let me in straight away. When we got inside the atmosphere was so thick you could almost taste it, the feel of sex in the club was almost overwhelming with 'lust' being generated everywhere. I turned and grabbed Char's hand and dragged her to the bar where I saw one of the bartenders I knew.

"Hey, Lukah!" I shouted over the bass pumping from the massive speakers. My old fuckbuddie heard anyway and immediately came over to me with a grin on his face.

"Hey bizatch! What you after tonight?" He smirked suggestively at me and I could feel the guys tensing up behind me... give a shit?

"Sorry, dude, I'm in one of my phases, y'know, looking into a different type of meat tonight. So, I'll have a Screaming Orgasm and the pretty lady next to me will have a Blow Job, merci." He smiled once more, nodded and went to make our drinks. When he was out of hearing distance, Char and I started to crack up laughing and we both got weird looks from Peter and Jasper.

"What the fuck are a 'Screaming Orgasm' and a 'Blow Job'?" Asked Peter. This - of course - made us girls laugh harder, I was the first to compose myself.

"Why, Petey... surely Char taught you a thing or two over the years?" I winked at him and his look of curiosity turned into a scowl. "Ugh, so temperamental, Petey, and FYI, they're drinks, the orgasm is my liquid courage and the BJ is for you and Jasper to enjoy."

"How are we gonna enjoy a human drink?" Asked Jasper who was just as confused as his male friend. I simply gave them my signature wink.

"You'll see..." I turned back to the bar to see Lukah coming back with the drinks, he put the tray down and I slapped a twenty into his hand, giving him a nod to signify he could keep the change.

"Thanks, babe. Now, if you don't mind I think I'm gonna sit back and watch the show." He said after pocketing the tip. Here we go, I hope my cowboy is ready for this 'cos I will have him tonight... I thought as I slammed the Orgasm. I turned to Char with the shot glass containing the Blow Job and motioned for her to lay on the bar where I proceeded to straddle her hips. I lifted her top up slowly until I reached the bottom of her bra and let it rest there, I used my tongue to act as an adhesive as I licked a pathway from middle of the 'V' in her hips to the bottom of her cleavage and grabbed a sachet of sugar to sprinkle it over the trail and repeated the action on the top of each of her tits. Finally, I used my fingers to make a space in her cleavage and placed the shot there. I leant down to the beginning of the sugar trail and began to lick it whilst staring at Char from underneath my lashes - Chick loved that shit - I missed out the shot and instead of licking, I sucked the sugar off her breasts and finally I put my hands behind my head in a 'surrender' motion and placed my lips around the glass, I threw my head back and downed the shot quickly, feeling the Amaretto and Bailey's slide down my throat. I took the shot out of my mouth and leant down to give Char one final kiss on the lips - tongue included, of course - when we got up and sorted ourselves out we looked around to see many other men circling us, mouths open and only a few sans drool. I caught the eye of Jasper and Peter and knew we were leaving. I turned to Lukah and gave him a salute.

"Cyaz, Motherfucker." He nodded back at me and I left with the guys following me. When we got outside someone was leant against the hood of my car. Now...I like to think of myself of a pretty laid back Chica, but no one and I mean, no one touches my car but, me. I was about to lay open all of hell on this fucker, when I recognised him.

"Well, well, fucking well. If it isn't Jacob Black, what you doing in these neck of the woods? I thought you lot didn't stray far from home. I mean, don't Sam have you guys on some sort of leash?" I sneered at him, tensing my body so I was ready to lunge at him if needed and knowing me, it probably was needed.

"Actually, I'm here with Leah, her and our children are visiting Leah's grandmother. You always were so jealous of Leah, Bella, weren't you, but then again, you've got a reason to be I guess... I mean after all, she is everything you could never be." He smirked and leant back a bit farther on my car, I growled. Not only is he insulting me but he's assaulting my car... oh, bitch is playing with fire and is about to get burned. I almost didn't notice the warning growls that Peter, Char and Jasper were giving him. I ignored them for now. I was about to put this cocksucker in his place once and for all.

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"Well its easy isn't it... she has me, a family who love her and are of course, all alive and unlike you she was strong enough to bear our beautiful children, which is something not even someone as thick and as worthless as you could do."

He. Seriously. Did. Not. Just. Go. There. With. Me! I don't even remember what happened next, but I lost it, I unleashed 3 years worth of fury on the motherfucker in front of me and when I was done he was nothing more than a bloody pulp on the ground. I was straddling his waist so I leant down and bit his earlobe - something I know, turns him on - and once I received an instinctive moan from him I released it and whispered in his ear.

"If you ever so much as think of my children like that again, yours will be missing a daddy, okay?" He nodded. I got up brushed myself off and smiled. "Okay and for the record Jake, you ever lay your filth on my car again and I will sue your worthless ass into the ground. Kay, kay? Thanks, bye!" I turned around to see all of the Cullen's plus Peter and Char staring at me gobsmacked.

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