Welcome all to "Parodies" once again. I know I haven't updated in a really long time, and for that I apologize. You see, I have had a very busy school life with the multiple activities I'm in and all the homework I have gotten. Not only that, but I haven't been able to access any Microsoft Word or any Word things like it meaning I couldn't download anything and be able to start typing. But lucky me, I found a way around it and here I am ready to type! :) If you read multiple books (and you actually enjoy reading them) then you're in luck! I am dedicating this chapter to all book nerds just like me. How you may ask yourself, well just wait and you will see.
Disclaimer: I don't Teen Titans, books, characters from books, or anything else in this story but Suria, Leo, myself and ideas. Enjoy :)
Narrator: In the tower, everything is silent. There is no one to make any noise, and there is no one to distract Raven as she meditates which is how she likes it.
Raven: (Opening one eye and looking up at the ceiling) BIANCA!
Narrator: Raven then yells for her friend, hoping she will hear her calls of distress.
Me: (Appears in the common room after the doors open then close behind me) What?
Narrator: Bianca appears after hearing Raven's call in an instance. Bianca is not an ordinary child, if you could call anything ordinary. Her black hair cascaded down her back as she looked at Raven with soft brown eyes-
Raven: (Interrupts) Who the hell is talking?
Me: (Fakes offence) And why are you asking me? You always assume anything that goes wrong is my fault! (Dramatic scene) How can I go on, living in this torment which is false accusations. (Puts hand up to head in a dramatic way)
Raven: (Glares)
Me:(Gives up) Okay fine it was me...
Narrator: Bianca confesses what she has done to Raven, and Raven is utterly appalled.
Raven: (Looks up) No, Raven is utterly annoyed.
Narrator: (Angry) The narrator is never wrong so don't correct me you little emo witch!
Raven: (Surprised, then offended) What did you just say?
Narrator: You think you're so tough with your dark magic and cold glares while you're prancing around in that leotard.
Me: (looks at Raven's face, the ceiling, then Raven's leotard)
Raven: What does my leotard have to do with anything?
Narrator: Well you say you don't like attention yet you wear that thing everywhere and never take it off. (In sing song voice) Someone's a slut.
Raven: (Furious. Looks around) Where the hell are you?
Narrator: (Evil laugh) I'm no where and everywhere! MUAHAHAHA!
Me: (Points) He's behind the couch.
Narrator: (Looks up from hiding place into the face of a very pissed off Raven) Shit...
Me: This next scene is too violent for people's eyes to see so why don't you all enjoy looking at me eating popcorn instead?
Fake Audience: Awwwww
Me: (Glares) You will watch and you will like it!
(After multiple minutes of watching me eat popcorn Raven finally appears with blood on her hands and the Narrator dude no where in sight)
Raven: So how did this all happen?
Me: (Still eating popcorn) Well, it all started a looooonnnnngggg time ago.
Raven: (Glares)
Me: (How do I get all this popcorn) Fine, I'll give you the short version. (Pulls out charts, maps, and a video projector) You see, as I was walking through the park I noticed on a park bench something really shiny that caught my eye, a book. So of course the first thing I think is "What if it has magic or contains the secret to ruling the universe?"
Raven: (Rolls eyes)
Me: (Will the popcorn never end?) It didn't... (Lights up, not like explosion boom, more like twinkle twinkle little star) But I read the back cover and decided to read the whole book! (Holds up shiny book)
(The book cover contains the colors black and gray and everything in between. A young teenage boy is shirtless arching his back while multiple dark colored feathers circle around him. In the background there seems to be either dark clouds or fog while the title of the author, the only thing not black or grey, says in shiny red letters "Becca Fitzpartick". The title of the book, "Hush Hush".)
(Cue the screaming girls)
Screaming girls: (Scream in a girly manner)
Raven: So you actually read the book?
Me: (Do I need to say what I'm still doing?) It's the best thing that ever happened to me!
Raven: (Debating over congratulating me or getting my meds) Well what does that have to do with everything else?
Me: Oh, that... (Evil smirk) Well you see, the guy in the book, Patch-
Screaming girls: (More screaming)
Me: (Looks around for screaming girls, sees nothing, resumes to eat popcorn) Patch is really hot!
Raven: (Arches eyebrow) So?
Me: (Throws popcorn bag away) So seeing as all perfect guys are either taken, gay, or not real, I decided to read as many books as possible to find perfect guys then broke into your room, took some spells from your books, and made all the books I read come true. (Smiles then points at charts, maps, and video projector) I just grabbed these because BB is always doing it.
Raven: O.O WHAT?
Me: (With another mysterious popcorn bag) I read as many books possible so I could get all the guys in them-
Raven: No not that, YOU BROKE INTO MY ROOM? (PISSED)
Me: (Sweat drop) Ummmm, nooo?
Raven:(About to kill me)
(Suddenly, the door to the tower opens and there walks in Patch with all his glory. There are even more screaming girls as he is shirtless just like in the book cover. Raven and I look at Patch, then each other, and back at Patch. We decide we are not worth it and just drool over Patch instead)
Patch: Who are you people and why are you keeping me captive?
Raven: (Speechless)
Me: (Squeal) PATCH, YOU'RE REAL!
Patch: (Suspicious) How do you know my name?
Me: (Lets out scream that beats all the screaming girl fans and runs to Patch) I am a HUGE fan of yours! Could you sign my (looks around for object) popcorn bag?
Patch: (Looks all around the tower then his eyes land on something particularly strange for him. Walks towards coffee table) What's this? (Picks up the "Hush Hush" book)
Raven: (Hyperventilating) Oh. My. God.
Patch: (Turns towards me) What is this?
(As I am about to pass out from excitement the doors to the common room open and in walks Suria in all her vameon glory. She has in her hands a copy of "Hush Hush" and as her eyes meet Patch's she stops dead in her tracks.)
Suria: Who is that?
Patch: (Looks Suria up and down) Are you a fallen angel?
Suria: (Still stunned, looks at me) I repeat, who is this?
Patch: It's not nice to ignore people.
Me: (Dreamy) That's Patch...
Suria: I see... (Pause. Lets out a scream that beats the screaming girl fans and mine together) OH MY GOD! I AM SUCH A HUGE FAN OF YOURS!
Patch: (Covers his ears) If this a way to render me immobile you will have to do better than that, angel.
Suria: OMG, he called me angel!
Me: (Shocked) No! I'm his angel! Screw you all and Nora too!
Patch: (Angry) What?
Raven: (Back to normal) I have powers, you don't.
Suria: (Turns towards Raven) Don't forget dear cousin, I'm part demon as well.
Raven: (Chanting her magic words) I have not forgotten that.
Me: (takes out huge machine gun) What now bitches?
Raven and Suria: O.O
Suria: Put the gun down
Patch: O.O Okay, what the hell is going on here?
Me: (To Patch) You're in the real world now because I set you free from your book.
Patch: (Confused) My book...?
Me: (To Raven and Suria) And you people have forgotten I am the author of this story so I can bend the rules of reality all I want. (Evil smile)
Raven and Suria: Bring it on!
(A huge fight then proceeds to happen where Raven uses her magic, Suria her vameon powers, and I use my ability to bend the rules of reality like I said I would. After a long time of watching us fight Patch finally yells at us to stop. We all do and try to make ourselves look presentable and since this is a cartoon, none of us look like we had been fighting for the last two hours.)
Patch: What do you mean book?
Me: Oh well you see, you're not real. You were written about by some lady and were made to be all hot and perfect and since I wanted to be able to date you I used magic to bring you out here into the real world. (Smile)
Patch: (Confused) I'm not real?
Raven: You're hot.
Suria: And perfect.
Me: Don't forget sexy.
Patch: But I'm not real.
All girls in unison: Nope.
Patch: Well that sucks...
Me: Not really, because then I wouldn't be able to date you.
(As all the girls are about to begin arguing again the common doors open once again and a lot of guys come in fighting one another. They land in a pile at the girl's feet. The girls in return look at all of them and start to wobble. Why you may ask? Well because standing in front of the three girls are twenty very hot guys all from 7 different books and all looking at Suria, Raven, and I.)
Suria: (In awe, talking to me but looking at all the guys) Who?
Raven: (Doing the same as Suria) What?
Me: (Looking at all the guys) Told you I had read more books to get hot guys.
(All the guys stand up and look at one another then at the girls expecting something.)
Me: Girls, let me introduce all of perfect guys to you.
(AN: I will say the name of each guy and the book where they come from and maybe a little something about each but nothing else because it would take too long. If you wana know how they are read the books, and if you already have, drool with me. Now back to the story)
Me: Okay guys, please line up according to what book you come from!
Guys: (Look at each other in confusion)
Me: "-.- Let me rephrase, line up with the guys that you know.
(All the guys did as they were told and I started introducing them to Suria and Raven while touching their arms as I went ;) )
Me: (With a mysterious microphone in hand) From "The Maximum Ride Series" Is Fang and Iggy. These mutant bird kids have the ability to fly with their huge wings and go on multiple adventures with "The Flock".
Fang: Wait, how did you know all of this?
Me: SHUSH! (Back to introducing) The one i just shushed is Mr. Dark and Mysterious himself Fang. Fang can become invisible and has a blog that has hundreds of hits. (Starts to glare at Fang) And he better come back to the flock. (Goes to Iggy) Iggy is a blind bomb making amazing cook! While Ari, even though he looks around twenty or so is barely even a kid. I'm so sorry that your dad experimented on you Ari (fake cries). The one missing is Daniel because I don't like him and hope he dies (Smiles)
Fang: At least there's something we agree on...
Me: I said SHUSH! (Goes to the next guy) From "Strange Angel" are Graves, Ash, and Christopher who are all either wolfs, half wolf, or half vampire.
Christopher: How did you-?
Me: (Smacks Christopher with rubber fish XDDD member this?) Don't push your luck!
Graves: You just got smacked!
Christopher: Why don't you smack him?
Me: (Smacks Christopher again) Because I love him :P! Anyways, Ash is a broken wolf who is amazing and could be just one of the best friends a girl could have. (Scratches Ash's ear) Graves is a hot goth boy who is very loyal to any girl and would be an amazing boyfriend just like the amazing loup-garu that he is. (Goes to Christopher and glares) I usually love vampires but I hate you! The only reason you're here is because I made a mistake. Enough said.
Christopher: (Offended)
Me: (Without any emotion) I hope the wolf eats you. (Goes to the next set of guys.) Ohhhh, "The Mediator Series' Jesse and Paul both fight each other for the love of Suze through out the series in multiple hilarious fights. Jesse is a hot Latino ghost cowboy who haunts Suze's room and helps her with a lot of stuff.
Jesse: Bonita, how did you know I was a ghost?
Me: (Fans myself) Ohhh, can't you just make a girl melt.
Paul: He's not that great...
Me: He is, but so are you. Usually I hate the guy who makes a love triangle but I just love you Paul! (Turns to Christopher) I still hate you though.
Paul: (Smiles confidently) Oh really?
Me: Yeah. Not only are you smart and good looking, but strong, powerful, and funny as well ^.^
Paul: Well thank you. (Turns to Jesse) You hear that? I'm amazing.
Jesse: Amazingly annoying that is.
Me: On to the next ones before you two start fighting again. (To myself) Well... that wouldn't be so bad.
Alexander: Why are there two of me?
Me: SHUSH! You wouldn't want to spoil the book would you?
Alexander: (Confused)
Me: From "Vampire Kisses" are Alexander, Jagger, Phoenix, and Sebastian. Alexander is another Mr. Dark Tall and Mysterious. He lives in a mansion all by himself with only a creepily cool butler to keep him company. (Winks) Call me if Raven ever leaves you.
Raven: What about me?
Me: Not you, another Raven! Alexander is a vampire who is just H O T hot! (Goes to the next guy glaring at Alexander) Oh Jagger, don't be like that. Use your beautiful multicolored eyes for something else. Jagger is also a vampire, but he is out for revenge and is like all vampire guys in this room, hot and dangerous.
Ke$ha: Hot and dangerous-
Me: NO!
Ke$ha: I'm still getting paid though. (Leaves)
Me: Anyways, next from the same books is Sebastian, another vampire who is very fun to hang out with, yet he falls in love easily as well. Again, call me ;)
Sebastian: I'll think about it... (Smile)
Phoenix: Do I really have to be here?
Me: Yes you do my purple haired bad boy/biker vampire. You're another one of my favorites!
Peeta: What about us?
Me: (looks them up and down) Peeta and Gale from "Hunger Games" well truth be told I didn't read your books I just heard about you and how hot you were so I brought you here to see if that was true.
Peeta: Book?
Gale: And are we?
Me: (Looks them both up and down, once again) Ehhh, I prefer vampires to actual humans...
Sebastian: (Smirks)
Jacob: Why vampires when you could have a werewolf?
(Graves and Ash agree while the other vampires hiss at them. The others who aren't either of those are unaffected)
Me: Fine, I love you hotties all the same. (Smiles) Happy?
(The guys look at each other then back at me not really sure what the right answer is.)
Me: Moving on to Jacob since he spoke. Who doesn't know "Twilight" though? Do I really need to say who the muscled Jacob or the sparkling Edward are?
Fake Audience: No...
Me: (Turns to the last four guys and smiles in glee)
Girl: Did someone say glee?
Me: I spelled glee but did not mean the show!
Girl: (Disappointed) Awwww...
Me: Cam, Daniel, Roland, and Miles... The Fallen angels from the "Fallen" series, it's so nice to finally meet you.
Miles: I'm not a fallen-
Me:SHUSH! (turns back to normal) Daniel and Cam, both super hot and after the same girl yet both like brothers am I right?
Daniel: No.
Cam: (Easy going smile) Oh Daniel, why would you say such a thing?
Daniel: Because it's true.
Me: Before Daniel starts arguing let me introduce you. Daniel is a blond fallen angel who is very serious about things and rather work alone then with others.
Daniel: That's not true!
Cam, Roland, and Miles: Yes it is!
Me: You see, even the people you know say it's true.
Daniel: (Crosses arms and starts muttering to himself)
Me:(Looks at Cam then moves on to Roland)
Cam: But what about me?
Me: (smile) I have other plans for you.
Cam: (Freaked out)
Me: (Waves hand) Oh don't worry, I'm not that bad.
Cam: (Confused)
Me: Roland! Whenever I read about you I always think you're Jamaican.
Roland: Is it because of the dreadlocks or the brown skin?
Me: No, I think it's the way that you're carefree but sneaky.
Roland: What does that have to do with being Jamaican?
Me: I don't know, I just think you are. (Smiles as I turn towards Miles) The innocent one.
Miles: I'm not that innocent!
Me: (serious) Compared to the fallen angels you are.
Miles: (gloom)
Me: So Miles, aren't you wandering why I chose you to come with the rest of the fallen angels when you're just half?
Miles: Well now that you're saying it-
Me: (Interrupts with a big smile) Of course you are! And I'll tell you why I like you.
Miles: (interested) Why do you like me?
Me: Because you make Daniel realize that Luce isn't going to be locked up without guys.
Daniel: WHAT?
Me: (to Daniel) SHUSH! (to Miles) Plus you're just so cute! (starts to pet Miles as if he were a dog)
Miles: I'm probably older than you.
Me: (gasp. Than serious) So? Moving on. (Goes back to Cam) It's your turn.
Cam: (mocks excitement) Yippe.
Me: See, this is why I like you! You're a fallen angel who has turned to the dark side and you're not afraid to speak your mind. (loudly) PLUS YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN DANIEL!
Daniel: I'm getting a lot of hostility from you.
Cam: (smirk) She can't help it if she likes me better than you, she's just like everybody else.
Me: (ponders why Suria or Raven haven't said anything but decides to ignore it)
Daniel: How can you like him more than me? He's evil!
Me: (Smacks Daniel) He's not evil, he's dark and misunderstood and a bad boy (starts to drool) and hot and funny and just plain sexy!
All the Fallen Guys: O.O"
Me: (apologetic look) Sorry, I can't really help myself.
Fallen Guys: (still) O.O"
Me: (trying to change the subject) Cam doesn't lie to Luce!
Daniel: (Outraged) What does that mean?
Cam: That I unlike you say that the things that need to be said no matter what and I don't keep things from her.
Daniel: But I only do that to protect her!
Me: Tsk tsk, it's still lying.
Daniel: But- (defeated)
Cam: (to me) We make a good team when it comes to annoying Daniel.
Me: (melt) Thanks...
Me: So you girls that's all- (Turns around and finds that both Suria and Raven have passed out) Didn't any of you think to tell me about them?
Paul: We wanted to know who all of these people were as well.
Graves: Speaking of that, who are you?
Me: (Happy) Me? I'm just the happiest girl in the world (Smile) Now, what are we going to do with those two? (Plan)
(Hours later Raven and Suria wake to find the common room empty of people and hot guys)
Raven: What happened?
Me: (pops out of no where) Hey guys! You took a very long nap.
Suria: (upset) Does that mean it was all a dream?
Me: What was all a dream?
Suria: (About to tell them both than thinks about how embarrassing it'd be) Nothing...
Raven: Well I am going to my room.
Suria: Me too...
(They both leave and as they are leaving Raven whispers to her self "But those abs felt so real..." in a very sad voice)
Me: (checks the girls have left) Okay guys you can come out now.
(As I say this all twenty-one guys come out of hiding spots and circle around me. Without saying, I'm pretty sure you all know what I'm feeling)
Me: I feel like I'm in heaven!
(As I am saying this the doors to the Teen Titans Tower open and in walk said super heroes with Leo. They stop and see all the guys around me and said guys look at everybody is just eyeing them Leo is fuming.)
Leo: Bianca, who are these guys?
Me: (Blushes and tries to look for a way out) Ummmmmmmmm...
Cam: Why are you green?
Beast Boy: Dude, it's a long story...
Sebastian: We have time.
Christopher: (to Graves and Ash) Haven't any of you thought these people could be evil out and to get Dru?
Me: (Smacks) Smack! You three and I are the only ones that know who the heck Dru is.
Christopher: (Crossing arms) Well I don't really think Dru would really like for you to have any information on her.
Me: Usually I love vampires, but you're just plain annoying!
Starfire: Vampires?
Robin: Bianca, what is going on?
Leo: And why are all these guys around you?
Me: Just like Beast Boy's story, this story is long as well...
Cyborg: Well then start from the beginning.
(After a very long story the Teen Titans, minus Raven, the twenty-one guys, Leo and I were around the couch eating pizza and drinking soda while laughing.)
Me: So that's it.
Daniel: I still can't believe any of this is happening...
Christopher: I know right?
Me: Christopher, no talking or mingling!
Christopher: I'm sorry, I really don't take orders from people that could be a potential threat to Dru.
Me: (rolls eyes) I should just send you back.
Christopher: Well then why don't do you that?
Me: (Lies back on couch) Because I'm too lazy to.
Leo: (eyeing all the guys suspiciously) Well then when are you sending them all back?
Me: (thinking face) Hmmm, I don't know... I really enjoy having them here.
Beast Boy: Yeah, I don't want Iggy to leave! He's like pro in the kitchen!
Iggy: Well as a mutant bird kid that needs to eat or die from a certain someone's food (winks at Fang) I had to learn to cook.
Starfire: Yes, and they are all quite interesting.
Me: Hmmm, well then does that you mean you guys want to stay here with us?
(All the guys look at one another ready to make a decision when the door opens once more to reveal another fight. This time though, it consists of several girls. The girls stop as soon as they see they have an audience and most of the girls also recognize two or more guys. I finally see who they are and my jaw drops open)
Me: Shit...
Fang, Iggy, and Ari: Max!
Robin: NOW WHAT IS GOING ON?
Me: Well it seems that the portal that I got the guys from got the girls in their books as well.
(In front of everybody are eight girls all with different looks, styles but with a pissed off look on their faces.)
Max: Where the hell are we?
(Everybody in turn looks at me, expecting me to do something.)
Me: (Smiles nervously) Hey Nora, Max, Dru, Suze, Raven, Katniss, Bella, and Lucy.
All Girls: How the hell do you know my name?
Me: (Disappointed) I think all just send all you back now then...
(And just like that, since I am the all powerful author of this story, everybody went back into their books and left me with an important lesson learned)
Me: I'm never reading again...
So that is the end of my chapter dedicated to all my beloved book nerds! All the books that I used in this story, "Hush Hush" "Maximum Ride" "Strange Angels" "The Mediator Series" "Vampire Kisses" "Hunger Games" "Twilight" and "Fallen, all belong to their respected writers, not me. Though if i owned them it'd be so amazing. For me that is :) I hope you all liked and will review. I will try to write more now that I have found a way how and please people, read your books!