E4 Operation Sneak Away
"What's the deal with this Zim?" You had stopped writing for the moment.
"Zim is an Irken Invader," Fayt began to explain. "Dib is a paranormal investigator. You do the math."
"So he's an alien?"
"No," she said while rolling her eyes. "He has a skin condition."
"Ah," you wrote that down.
"Have you ever heard of sarcasm?"
"Huh? What's that?"
"Er, let's continue…"
The alarm went off at nine a.m. as Zim walked into the front room. He's human disguise was off revealing red glassy eyes and antenna. He yawned and stretched his arms up. Apparently Dib wasn't the only one who had a long night plotting.
"Gir," he spoke to a robot who while Zim was working had turned the front room into a mini rave club with a pig. Gir stopped momentarily to turn off the self mp3 player on it's hard drive.
"Yes master," for a brief moment Gir's eyes flashed red.
"I'm going to my sleeping cell, I want you to guard the base."
"Okie-dokie!!" Gir put the mp3 back on and continued to dance with the pig. Zim began to walk away.
"Since when has Gir started to self upgrading himself?" Zim just realized something. He shrugged it off and went to his 'sleeping cell'.
Gir continued to dance in the front room with the pig as a shadow falls swiftly behind the dancing robot and it's dance partner. Hiei steps foot in the kitchin. He looks back to see if Gir has noticed.
Well this is no fun, he thinks as he looks around for some way to get into Zim's lab. He begins to investigate the room.
"Whatcha looking for?" Gir asks very calmly in a non-Gir manner. Hiei jumps not expecting the robot and draws his sword. Gir's eyes go red. "No one is permitted to get into my master's house without my master's consent."
"Damn," Hiei says under his breath as Gir's weapons show up.
"Wanna a taco?" Gir goes back to normal catching Hiei off guard.
"I- what?"
"I likes the taco!!" Gir says as he pulls a taco out of the compartment in it's head.
"Er, no thanks?" Hiei was still uneasy about the mood swings of this taco eating robot. "Do you know where your master's lab is?"
"YES!!" Gir grabbed his hand. "I'll show you."
It can't be this easy, Hiei thought.
"Only if you dance with me!!" Gir smiled.
"I will not."
"Fine no lab for you."
"I-" Gir grabbed his other hand, making him drop the sword, and started to spin with him. After about five minutes of spinning Gir stopped and pulled the now dizzy Hiei to the sofa. Gir then kicked the sofa and it moved aside revealing a secert passage way. Hiei peered down it before going down. Yet that didn't stop Gir from shoving him down there. When they arrived at the bottom, however, someone was already waiting for them.
"So you tried to break into my fortress again eh, Dib-worm?" Zim was standing in the dimly lit lab. Gir did a dramatic gasp.
"I'm not Dib," Hiei promptly said.
"Of course you're not," Zim went on as only he can. "Just because you took of your vision improver lenses doesn't change who you are."
Are they all idiots? Hiei thought in disbelief. Zim turned the lights on in the lab.
"Huh?" Zim said shocked. "You're not Dib."
"That's what I was saying," Hiei sighed.
"Well then who are you?"
"Do I really have to go through with this?"
"You're resistance will be noted!!"
"Fine. You're little friend Dib summoned me to come here and take something out of you're lab and take it back to him for examination," Hiei said wishing he was on one of Koenma's assignments.
"Summoned you? How odd. I suppose I looked over the humans communication system."
"I'm NOT Human."
"You're not?"
"I'm a demon."
"Then you're with the FBI!!!" Zim panicked. "Curse you Gir for that video!"
"I'm gonna watch it again!!" Gir pronounced and left for the living room.
"FBI? Just how stupid are you?" Hiei's temper was beginning to rise. "I'm much worst that the FBI."
"You're mall security?" Zim was trying to put this together.
"NO!"
"Well then who are you with?"
Hiei didn't say anything just stared in disbelief that someone could be stupider than Kuwabara.
"Answer me before I unleash my Irken wrath!"
Hiei shook his head. "Listen do you want to stop Dib?"
"Well of course! He ruins all of my plans and he has been trying to expose me since my mission started."
"Then a partnership," Hiei couldn't believe just what he was doing. Helping the enemy of his new enemy was the only way out of this mess it seemed to him.
"Hmmm," Zim thought aloud. "Having the servant (Hiei sort of twitched at the word servant) of my enemy work for me will be beneficial to my plan. Very well." Zim turned to Hiei. "I accept your humble offering to work by my side in order to defeat the pitiful Dib-worm."
"Very well," Hiei turned to leave that place.
"Before you go," Zim's words had to make Hiei turn around. Zim threw an orb like object to him. "Wouldn't want to disappoint your master now would you?'
Hiei nodded and booked off glad to get away from Zim's base just as maniacal laughter came from the 'house'.