Epis- OMJz Sub-episode

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"Hello My friends. I'm Link," Link walked out of a faded background.

"Who are you?!" Gir came in and screamed.

"That's right Link," Link continued on as if nothing had happened.

"Who are you?!" Gir persisted.

"The Hero of Time."

"Who are you?!"

"The wielder of the Master Sword."

"WHO ARE YOU?!!"

"Navi," at his command a flying blue light bulb came out from behind his shield. "Silence that thing."

Navi-er Gir began to chase Navi.

"Now where was I," Link pondered aloud.

"Where the hell have you been?!" Fayt came in dragging Kurama who was trying to hold her back.

"Now, now," He tried to reason with her.

"Don't you 'now, now' me!"

"Oh look," Link got over the shock of having been barged in on. "Loyal fans."

"There you are," Eclipse now came in dragging Raiden.

"More fans?" Link was confused.

"One whole year," Fayt got out of Kurama's grasp.

"One whole bloody year," as did Eclipse got out of Raiden's grasp.

"We waited one whole bloody year," Both shouted in union.

"It wasn't my fault," Link whimpered.

"I guess so," Fayt's kitsune ears went back.

"It was a little," Eclipse pointed out. "They had to make you so god damn pretty."

Link was about to retort.

"Now who are we going to kill?" Eclipse asked Fayt.

"Hello," Zelda randomly appeared. Eclipse and Fayt looked at each other with evil grins. Eclipse pulled out her Megaton Scythe, as Fayt took Raiden's War Hammer from him. Like it was hard to begin with.

"Uh-oh," Zelda had started to take steps back then she started to run. The chase began.

Meanwhile in Kokiri Forest...

"How did we get here?" Grim waked into a clearing with Hiei and Ara.

"Some weird vortex thingy?" Ara stepped up on a tree stump.

"I wouldn't mind knowing where here was," Hiei sighed.

There came a scream from another opening to the forest. It lingered in an echo for a bit then faded out. Fayt and Eclipse came out of that opening covered in blood. Raiden, Kurama, and Link followed after them.

"Having fun?" Ara sat down on the stump.

"Cherries!" squealed Eclipse. Fayt nodded.

"Bad apprentice," Raiden snatched the War Hammer away from Fayt.

"Eclipse," Fayt glared at Raiden. "The old man is picking on me."

"Bad Rai-Rai, bad," Eclipse scolded.

"I am not an old man!" Raiden protested.

"Sure your not," Eclipse rolled her eyes. "You're in old lady-man."

"Kitty," Ara added in. "Don't forget kitty.''

"Old lady-man-kitty," Link was still confused.

Before Raiden could reply there came a song from the last opening of the forest.

"Hey, I know that song," Link thought aloud.

"Sounds annoying," Hiei griped.

"Catchy though," Ara said then started to hum it. Eclispe and Fayt joined in as well.

"Quick-" Link began.

"To the Bat-cave!" Ara, Eclipse, and Fayt finished in union. Eclipse and Ara grabbed Link and dashed off. Eclipse came back.

"Hiei," she spoke in a demanding tone. "We need the key."

"Go to hell," Hiei growled.

"But we didn't bring our ice skates."

"Don't make me make my brother frisk you," Fayt threatened.

"Shukumei," Kurama pleaded sternly.

"Alright," Fayt crossed her arms. "Don't make me make Raiden frisk you."

The thunder god said nothing, yet glared at her intently. Ara came back.

"It's unlocked," after she said that, she, Eclipse, and Fayt dashed off as Grim, Raiden, Hiei, and Kurama reluctantly followed.

Meanwhile...

"Do you know any other songs?" Billy asked for the twentieth time.

"Yes," Saria was up in a tree. Way up. "But I'm not playing them for you." She stuck her tongue out ant him.

"It seems we'll have to use force on this one," Mandy stated.

"Saria!" Link came dashing in, in a heroic manner only to be attacked with a flying tackle from the Forest Sage.

"Grim, I need your scythe," Mandy demanded. "Thins elf in going down."

"FOREST SAGE!!" Saria stomped her foot down.

"Tree hugger," Mandy crossed her arms.

"Fine," Saria knew better than to argue with this one. "I'll play-"

She went to reach for her ocarina only to find it missing. There came laughter from the top of the tree. Zim showed up holding the ocarina.

"Pitiful pointed ear human," Zim boasted. "I took your controller of music away from you when you weren't paying- hey why are you laughing?!"

Zim had to stop because Saria had begun to laugh hysterical.

"Moronic Green thing," She spoke between fits of laughter. She pointed her finger at him. "I've been waiting for the day when some fool would try to take it. Squirrel ninjas, ATTACK!"

There came squirrels attacking Zim from all directions wearing ninja outfits. Even Gir was a ninja. The ocarina went soaring into the air. Saria caught it expertly in one hand.

"That was awesome," Billy began to jump up and down. "Do it again."

"'Kay," she whistled and the squirrels began to attack Raiden.

"I think he meant the catching," Grim nudged her.

"Oh right," She called the squirrels off.

"Aww," Eclipse and Fayt said in union.

"No," Billy corrected Grim. "I meant the squirrels."

"Well it seems like the day is saved," Link did the infamous hero pose.

"Since he isn't human," Hiei started to ask Kurama. "Does that mean we can kill him and get off scott free?"

"What did you say?" Eclipse came behind them making them jump.

Dib and Gaz walked in.

"Say, aren't you supposed to not talk?" Gaz pointed out.

"Well-um-you see," Link tried to explain.

"She's right," Mandy pulled out the duck tape.

"Aren't you going to stop them?" Raiden asked Saria.

"They had a point," Saria shrugged. "I liked him better when he didn't talk any ways."

You sat dumbfounded by the little story.

"What the hell?" you managed to get out.

"Well it was different," Fayt was resting her arm on the desk while twirling a pencil with the other hand.

"Yes, different," you started to inch to the door.

"Where are you going," Fayt asked when she noticed this. "I have much more to tell."

"Oh my godz," you think and slump back down for the rest of the tale.

Ep: OMGz Sub-episode. 12/12/06 Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess release special Fin