Welcome to Chapter 2!
This One is Dedicated to My Friend, Jackie, Who Gave Me the Idea of Alice Maxing Out All the Credit Cards! So Thanks Jackie :D
Alright, Jasper, come and Do Your Job.
Jasper: April Doesn't Own Any of the Characters or Twilight. She Just Owns the Story...
*Glare*
Jasper: And Me!
That's Right! Now Enjoy!

"Jazz, come on! Hurry up with those bags!" Alice called to her husband who had been transformed from vampire to pack mule.

He sighed, trying not to get annoyed with her, "Calm down, Alice. There're a lot of bags okay."

"There's not that many," she insisted.

He looked at her seriously, "I'm carrying 20 and there's another 20 still out in your Porsche."

"Exactly! It's under 50! Not a lot at all!" Alice said, perkily, before bouncing up stairs to wait for Jasper to bring her all of her things.

He shook his head knowing he wouldn't be able to deny any request his wife had. Suddenly something was dumped over his head and he shook the objects from his honey hair.

"What the hale!?" he exclaimed looking at the oats on the ground.

Beside him was a goofily grinning Emmett, "What, I was doing a kind gesture by giving the poor, abused, overworked pack mule some well deserved nourishment."

Jasper's mouth fell down, "Wow, Emmett. That was very descriptive. And such a big word for you," he put down the bags and started clapping.

Rosalie walked out then and gave Emmett her, Were you being an idiot again? look. "What're you two doing."

"Shopping with Alice," Jasper replied before realizing she was waiting and rushing up the stairs. In an instant he was back down and to the car to get the other bags.

As he ran by Emmett questioned aloud, "Holy chicken! How much did she buy?"

"40 bags worth. She charged it all."

"Whatever," Rosalie replied, "Hey, where's Edward?"

"Don't know," they both answered.

The couples went about their business normally until a scream was heard from down in the kitchen. Immediately they all gathered to see Edward holding a piece of paper in his hands.

"What's wrong, Edward?" Alice asked, worried.

He slammed the paper down on the table, "You, Alice!"

She was taken aback by his reaction and stepped back into Jasper's arms. "What do you mean me?"

"You went shopping today, didn't you?"

"I go shopping all the time!"

Edward's nostrils seemed to flare, "You maxed out all 10 of your credit cards!"

Rosalie and Emmett both turned their heads at the now silent Alice, who was taking everything in.

"B-But we have enough money to pay for everything! I don't see what the big deal is!"

He didn't listen to her explanation and started on his rant, "This is such a disappointment, Alice! Do you think money grows on trees?!"

"Well," Emmett started, "Technically money is made out of paper, which is made from trees."

Edward glared at him, "Do not interrupt me while I'm lecturing! Now, what're we going to do with you, Alice? You obviously can't take responsibility for anything if you can't go shopping by yourself without maxing everything out!"

"I wasn't alone, Jasper went with me," she replied.

"So it's your fault! You weren't keeping an eye on her and making sure she got a reasonable amount of things!" Edward yelled.

"Could you be anymore ridiculous? We have enough money, so just get over it!"

"Don't talk back to me! Now go to the corner!" he ordered.

Jasper stared at him with defiance, "I'm not listening to your orders."

"GO TO THE CORNER NOW!" he yelled and Jasper ran to it.

"Jasper's in the emo corner," Rosalie mocked.

"Rose!" Edward turned to her, "Go to the other corner!"

"I don't think so!" she yelled back, "Thanks a lot, Alice!"

"That's right," Edward agreed, "You need to be punished."

"But don't you want to know what I bought?" he was silent as she ran and brought the items back presenting them to Edward, "More chocolates and a romance novel."

The chocolates power is unmatched.

Everytime You Don't Review Jasper is Sent to the Emo Corner. CUT THE PAIN AWAY JASPER!
So I Suggest You Review.
Next Chap is Gonna Be Bella!