Alright, so last time I was in such a hurry to upload the chapter that I forgot to thank some people. So thanks to SKJ13 and Sesshy Rin 4ever, for being the first one's to review!
Disclaimer: I don't own the show, the characters, the song Little Bitch by Big D and the Kids Table, or any other song.
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The next day came around and the girls had band practice scheduled. Rin and Kagome both played guitar and bass while Sango stuck to the drums saying it helped to relieve her stress brought on by perverts. It was decided that Rin would play the bass and Kagome would play the guitar. Singers were still kind of ify but it would all work out for them.
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The guys on the other hand were slightly more organized in the sense that they already had a band formed. They knew Miroku always went for the drums, Sesshomaru always had guitar, and Inuyasha had bass. The main singer was Sesshomaru with backups courtesy of Inuyasha. When they asked Miroku if he wanted to sing he told them that his singing sounds like a rabid monkey that was lit on fire while choking on a popsicle. The brothers were speechless so they didn't push anything on the drummer.
"Hey guys, what songs should we do? I'm only asking because we have nothing ready." Inuyasha said a little mad that they had been "practicing" for almost two hours and nothing was done.
"Well, you need four songs picked and we have that and then some!" Miroku said positively.
"Well I really like Lonely Day and Lost in Hollywood." Sesshomaru said."And you get to sing in them quite a lot too." He directed toward Inuyasha.
"That works I guess, but we still need three more songs." Miroku said while twirling his sticks.
"Yeah, but what should we play?" Inuyasha asked.
"We can just wait and start practicing these songs ya know." Sesshomaru said then picked up his bass.
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The girls were having a good time writing their songs. So far they had I Think I'm Paranoid, Haunted, So I Thought, and Perfect and were working on the fifth song that was currently untitled. The singer had been decided to be Rin with some vocal appearances by Kagome. Sango refused to sing and fended off all offers with her sticks.
Rin was sitting in the corner and finishing the last song, once she was done, she called Kagome and Sango over and showed them.
"Wow! Rin this is great! But what are you gonna call it?" Sango inquired.
"Well I've been thinking and nothing has really come to mind." Rin answered
"Hmm well, how about something like Bored or maybe even Underjoyed?" Kagome offered.
"Yeah, I like Underjoyed the best. So I guess this is our last song!" Rin said and began celebrating.
The other girls got the hint and turned the radio on to Bobby-Boom's station just as he began to play "Little Bitch" by Big D and the Kids Table.
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The guys were having a tough time deciding on the last two songs. Sometime during their decision making, someone suggested that they put all the names in a hat and pick the last two that way. Sesshomaru put in Driven and Say Something Else, Inuyasha put in Song for the Dumped and Date Rape, Miroku put in Pinch Me and Deathbed. Once all the suggestions were in, the hat was shook and Miroku pulled out the pieces of paper. He opened them and read the songs out loud, "Say Something Else and Deathbed"
Now that they had their songs, they decided to go check on the girls. They followed Miroku for three blocks and stopped at a house that had no lights on except the ones in what Miroku told them was the garage. They heard the girls yelling to each other over the loud music and went to see what was going on in there. Once they made it to the door on the side of the garage, Miroku warned them about what was possible on the other side of the door. He suddenly swung it open and stepped back. The inside could only be described as utter chaos. All the girls were skanking, laughing, and singing. Kagome started singing the song.
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if you ever hear a noise in the night
your body starts to sweat
it shakes and shivers with fright
you go to sleep with your
mother she hates your guts
she knows that you loves so she holds you tight
all through the night into the broad daylight
and when she doesn't come home you have to sleep alone
then you wet your bed so you wet your bed
and I think that's sad for a girl of 19 that's more than sad
ITS OBSCENE!
Now Sango started.
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your girlfriend's sweet a little 17
she got the layered hair and the flared jeans
you know what that means
she's just a little queen
she shares your London flat
she thinks that London's where it's at
Although it stinks and when it rains you wear your hat
and your plum colored PVC wet- look maxi mac
You tie your ginger hair back in a bun
you're the ugliest creature, UNDER THE SUN!
1 2 GO!
Rin finished the song and did finger motions for the counts.
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and you think its about time that you die
and I agree so you decide on suicide
you try but you never quite carry it off
you only want to die in order to show off
and if you think you're gonna bleed all over me
you're even wronger than you'd normally be
and the only thing you wanna see its kids
the only thing you wanna be is rich
Your little pink pointed nose begins twitch
I know you know YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE...BITCH!
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Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were at a loss for words, sure they had heard that song before, but they had never seen that. Miroku had a smug look and said, "Told ya so!" He even walked right past them like it was normal to do or see that. After they got over their initial shock though, Sess and Inu walked in and made themselves comfortable in the mess of paper balls, airplanes, and origami frogs.
"So how are you guys doing with your songs?" Rin asked.
"Well after some serious deliberation, we have chosen the songs that will win us the prize!" Inuyasha said with enough determination for everyone in the room.
"Hey, does anyone actually know what the prize is?" Rin asked just realizing that she hadn't checked that part out.
"Well using my sharp intellect, I can say that the prize will probably be money or something to that effect." Miroku said proudly
Sango snorted. "You with a sharp intellect! That's like saying your the smartest kid with downs syndrome!"
Everyone tried but couldn't hold in their laughter as Miroku's ego received a huge bruise. He was about to retort but came up with a better idea. Creeping up behind an unsuspecting Sango, he held his hand out and slowly moved closer to her. Once they made contact, Miroku rejoiced silently, then prepared for the worst.
"AHHHH! You pervert! Why can't you keep your hands to yourself for once! How would you like it if someone did that to you?" Sango asked and Miroku swore he could see flames behind her and his long dead cat laughing at him. Just as he was about to duck, Sango reached behind him and grabbed his butt. Miroku was shocked and felt awkward, he was supposed to be the one doing this! He got over that soon though and a sly smile made its way onto his face.
"Oh Sango dear! I always knew you loved my body!"
With this said, Sango's hand lost contact with his butt and made its way north to his face. "Yeah, I do love your body! For band practice on the go!"
"At least you love me, in a weird way. But its still love."
"Come on Sango, we all know you like him A LOT!" Rin and Kagome told her in stereo, which could freak anyone out.
"And its painfully obvious that the pervert likes Sango."
"Yeah, so why don't you just stop with all the fighting and start dating or something since you're not fooling anyone."
Sango didn't know what to do, her best friends thought she loved Miroku, of all people, and Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were giving her advice on what to do. It was all very weird for her. Miroku on the other hand was enjoying every minute of it.
"Okay, okay! Maybe I do like him, but whatever!" Sango said trying desperately to stop everything that was going on and forgetting that she just spilled her guts to two chatterboxes, two almost strangers, and a pervert. "Oh shit" she said realizing her sentence and what she had done.
"Since you admit it, I dare you to go on a date with him-"Rin started but was cut off by Sango
"Fine! But I won't like it!"
"Well, I wasn't finished, you also have to have a good time."
"But I just said I won't like it!"
"Yeah, that's why I added that! I was going to finish with something like, oh I don't know."
"Well then, be prepared for some payback later." Sango said then laughed her best evil laugh.
Miroku didn't know what to do. He got a date with Sango, granted it wasn't set under the most pleasant circumstances but still. He just knew this was going to be one hell of a date. 'Now what should we do?', he thought and began to formulate one of his best plans yet.
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Glad that's done with! So um yeah, the bands have their songs, but next they still need names. The names are probably going to be corny but who cares? The songs for the guys are: Lonely Day, Lost in Hollywood (System of a Down), Say Something Else (Dear Whoever), and Deathbed (Alkaline Trio). The girl's songs are, I Think I'm Paranoid (Garbage), Haunted (Evanescence), So I Thought, Perfect (Flyleaf), and Underjoyed (Jack off Jill). And sorry if the end seemed a little weird. It sounded a lot better in my head! And Sango's insult to Miroku, that is meant with no offense at all, its just something my sister and I say to each other when the time comes! Tomorrow should have more interesting things to put in a chapter too since my friend is having a party, so keep your fingers crossed!
August 8, 2008: this has been fixed up and changed somewhat!