OK, now we've got to have the Warners rescue Alex. Or maybe not...anyway, thanks for reviewing, frumouttamimind and Animanizanny. Kibalover1998, she is still a virgin at this point. She isn't even at third base.

I can't believe the way those three did it. I mean, it wasn't weird for a normal person. It was weird for them, though. But I guess I should start at the beginning.

I had a tendency to sleep late, most days, and the Warners were all early risers. However, Dot was usually nice enough to let me sleep in for as long as I wanted. The boys didn't even bother disturbing me. But this time, not only did Dot pointedly wake me up, but she woke me up two hours earlier than usual, even half an hour before the three of them were up. "I have these new makeover tips that I wanted to try out." she said as way of explanation.

I trusted Dot's makeovers, so I let her try them on me, and as usual, I looked fabulous. She also put my hair into a high side ponytail. What puzzled me was that it didn't take that long.

The boys had already gone down to the hotel breakfast, but I decided I might as well go down with Dot, since she'd gotten me up.

Just before we left, her cellphone buzzed. She picked it up quick and I heard her side of the conversation. "Is he there?...Yeah, we're about to go...just give us two minutes, we'll be down there...when are you planning on admitting it?...OK, see you soon."

"Who was that?" I asked.

"Just Yakko, asking where we were."

"Huh, that's weird. Doesn't he know how long you take doing makeovers?"

"I don't usually have other girls around to practice on." Dot pointed out. "Besides -" she gave a mischievous smile that I had learned not to trust - "I think he likes you, so he wanted to know when I was going to bring you down."

I didn't say anything as we walked to the elevator, but I didn't really believe that. It was the way she said she thought it. I'd known the trio long enough to know that they were so close that they could practically read each other's thoughts. If Dot only thought that and didn't know it, it probably wasn't true.

It didn't even cross my mind of the real reason why she worded it that way, and I only realized why later.

It was only when we walked in that I saw it. It was timed perfectly.

I saw Will straight off, looking just as hot as usual. But he didn't see me. He had an arm around the waist of another girl, who was definitely much prettier and at least a year older than me. He was making her giggle, and a second later, I saw them kiss.

It hurt, but I stood my ground. But as I walked closer to get my usual slice of toast and Nutella, I heard them talking. They didn't see me.

"So how come you haven't done it yet?" the girl was asking.

"Because I knew today would be perfect." Will answered. "You know something weird? Those others she's rooming with, I think they suspect my intentions." I could hear his smirk.

The girl giggled. "I love it when you break a heart in favour of mine!"

"That's not the only thing I'm planning to break."

I couldn't stand it, but I continued to listen.

"So what's her name agaim?" The girl questioned. "I'll bet it's one of those names that sounds so sweet and innocent that she tries to make it sound cool by shortening it."

Will laughed. "I didn't tell you her name before, but you know that type so well. It's true. Her real name is Alexandra, but she's either Alex or Lexxi, she says. How come, you thinking of getting in on it?"

The girl shrugged. "We've all had threesomes before."

Will and his girlfriend – it must have been – burst out laughing. At that minute, something in me snapped. I walked straight up to both of them, and slapped them. Then I threw my piece of spread toast in the bin, grabbed my card key to the hotel room and ran straight back to my own room, throwing myself on my bed and praying the Warners wouldn't follow me. I didn't want them to see me crying, but I knew that I was just about to.

After about five minutes, I did hear some voices, though. I'd stopped crying, but I didn't want to see anyone.

"Should we talk to her?"

"Not all of us, just one. I'll go."

"You boys are so clueless. She wouldn't want to talk to a boy around this time. This is the kind of time when a girl wants girl power support. I'll go and talk to her."

Seconds later, the door opened quietly, and then shut. I glanced around to see Dot, but then I turned away from her.

"Go away." I muttered. "I'm not in the mood."

I felt Dot put a hand on my shoulder. "You don't think we're capable of being serious, do you?" she murmured.

"This is a first." I mumbled. "Why did I have to see that?"

"You wouldn't listen to us." Dot said softly. "It was the best we could do."

I sat up and stared at her. "Then why did you do it without using your toon abilities? You usually do."

"It wouldn't do anything besides giving us a couple laughs." Dot answered. "We might be nearly everything you think we are, but one thing we are not are mindless and stupid. We had to expose Will for what he was, and just annoying the heck out of you or him wouldn't do a thing."

I looked at Dot again. "That reminds me. You said today that you think Yakko likes me. I thought you three pretty much knew exactly what everyone was thinking. So were you unsure, or did you know?"

I could tell that Dot wasn't sure what to answer when she scrunched up her face in a cute way and looked as if she was thinking hard.

Finally she said, "It's not really up to me to answer that."

I scowled, back to Warner-cursing. "Dot, just tell me!" I ordered.

Dot smiled sweetly. "Are you sure you're going to engage in a relationship straightaway. Are you desperate?"

I blushed fiery red. "OK, just leave me alone, Dot Warner! Leave me alone, OK?" And I stormed out of the hotel room to spend some alone time in the pool, since no one would be down there at this time.

Yeah, yeah, no romance, but I thought Alex was being too nice to the Warners at times, so now she blew up at Dot. Don't worry, things will happen. Now just review, please!