A/N: Short hot little one shot for all you pervs out there (Haha, don't worry, i'm one too)
I don't own iCarly
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Sam's POV
"Freddie stop" I laughed as he kissed the side of my neck "Babe...Seriously, if I don't write this essay Miss Briggs is gonna suspend me and I promissed my mom I wouldn't get suspended again this year"
"Okay" He groaned
"Look, i'm almost done...and when I am" I put my arms around his neck "I'll let you do whatever you want to me"
He smiled "Can't wait"
I turned back to my essay and picked up my pen.
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"Done" I smiled putting my pen down
"About time" I heard Freddie laugh
Before I could even get up he'd picked me up off the chair and thrown me on his bed.
"God, what the hell's gotten you so work up today?"
Before he could answer my phone went off.
I pulled it out of my pocket and opened the text.
Carly: Hey, wanna come to build-a-bra? They're having a huge sale!
"Who is it?" Freddie asked running his hand up my thigh
"Carly, she wanted me to go to the Build-a-bra with her. I'll just tell her i'm busy"
He sighed "Go with Carly"
"But I promised you-"
"I'll still be here when you get back. You worked really hard on your essay and i'm proud of you, go have fun"
I placed a soft slow kiss on his lips.
"You're amazing" I whispered when I pulled away "I love you"
"I love you too...But when you get back, it's game on"
"You're going down"
I gave him one last kiss before getting up and leaving his apartment. I walked across the hall and into Carly's place.
"Hey Shay"
"Hey" She smiled standing up from the couch "You coming to Build-a-bra?"
"Yep"
We went downstairs and got in Carly's car.
"We can't be to long, I promised Freddie tonight we'd do...stuff"
Carly laughed "I'm not that prissy, you can say the word sex"
I rolled my eyes.
"Well when you get back you should model whatever you buy for Freddie"
I scrunched up my nose "I'm not really into that kinda stuff Carls"
"Ok, but you'd drive him crazy"
"And how do you know this?"
"Because he almost passed out when he saw you in a bikini last month"
Hmm...Maybe it's not such a bad idea...It would make our 'game' a little more interesting.
I shrugged "Okay, i'll do it"
"Yay, I'm gonna help you with everything"
"Uhh...Don't you think this is weird?...You helping your best friend drive your other best friend crazy?"
"No...I'm doing what all best friends would do, making your sex life more interesting"
I rolled my eyes "Oh god"
We got to the mall and Carly parked her car. We walked in the front enterence and made out way to the build-a-bra store.
"I have two rules" I warned "NOTHING pink and NOTHING frilly"
"Fine" Carly sighed "...Look!"
She grabbed my arm and pulled me across the store.
"You have to get this" She grabbed something off the rack and handed it to me.
My eyes went wide "I am NOT wearing a thong. No. N.O, absolutely not!"
"Sam!" She whined
"No!"
"Do you wanna drive Freddie crazy or not?"
"Yes but..." I sighed "Alright fine!"
"Yay!"
I looked at the black lace thong Carly had handed me and rolled my eyes. She grabbed my arm again and pulled me away...when did I turn into her dog?
"Here" She grinned handing me something else. A matching black lace push up bra...Not so bad.
"Okay...What else"
"Stockings"
"...Stockings?" I asked raising my eye brows
"Yes!...Now come on" Again with the dragging!
We were finally done in build-a-bra. I'd bought a black lace thong, a black lace push up bra and black stockings that stopped halfway up my thigh.
"We done now?" I asked Carly as we left the store
"Nope, you need fuck me heels"
I stopped and just stared at her "What the hell are fuck me heels?"
"I'll show you" She smiled
I followed her to the shoe store and she made me try on a pair of black heels high enough to break my ankles.
We bought them and then we finally left the mall.
"I don't know about this" I sighed
"You can't chicken out now!" Carly warned "Just make sure you don't act nervous about it, if you do his recation won't be the same"
I nodded "Okay"
We got back to Bushwell and we went upstairs.
"Goodluck" Carly smiled unlocking her door
"Thanks"
"See ya tomorrow"
I opened Freddie's door and walked inside.
I walked into his room and saw him sitting at his computer. I went up behind him and wrapped my arms around his shoulders.
"Hey baby" He smiled
"Hey" I whispered sucking on the side of his neck
"Have fun shopping?"
"Mhmm, but I was think about you being naked the entire time"
"Think we can arrange that" He smiled turning his chair around
I sat in his lap so I was straddling him, I undid the first few buttons on his shirt.
"First, I wanna show you what I bought"
I grabbed the bags and walked into his bathroom. I stripped all my clothes off before pulling out my new stuff.
I put on the thong and the bra followed by the stockings and the shoes. I had a quick look in the mirror and I fixed my hair.
I took a deep breath before opening the bathroom door and stepping out.
Freddie's eyes bugged out and his jaw hit the floor.
"Holy Shit Sam"
I took a few steps forward so I was about 4 feet away from him. I put my hands on my hips just letting him stare at me.
"God baby" He got up and walked towards me "That's fucking sexy"
He put his hands on my ass and picked me up, he walked forwards and sat me on his desk.
I wrapped my legs around him pulling him closer to me. I undid the rest of the buttons on his shirt and I pulled it off.
I traced his abs with my fingers as he sucked on my neck.
He moved from my neck down to my chest kissing and sucking everywhere my bra isn't covering.
He moved down to my stomach stopping when he got to the top of my underwear.
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Freddie's POV
I knelt down in front of my desk and pulled Sam's legs apart, I put them over my shoulders and pulled the fabric of her thong to the side.
I placed a kiss on her most sensitive area before slowly sucking on her clit.
"God Freddie!" She cried out "Oh shit. That feels so good!"
To make it feel even better I slid a finger into her.
"Holy fuck" She screamed gripping the desk so hard her knuckles were turning white
She was moaning so loud that if she hadn't of been out with my neighbour earlier they probably would've called the cops.
"Baby don't stop, please don't stop"
I did the opposite of that, I added a second finger and I got faster.
"God Freddie i'm so close" She moaned
I moved my free hand up her stomach and I grabbed her breast through her bra.
She through her head back and let out a long loud groan.
Her legs were shaking and she was so close to going over the edge.
"Shit baby i'm gonna...i'm so close"
"Come for me gorgeous" I said against her clit before going back to sucking on it
I continued to rub and squeeze her breast through her bra. She was shaking so much now I could hear the desk moving.
"God Freddie...I can't...Shit i'm gonna...OH GOD FREDDIE!...FREDDIE, FREDDIE, FREDDIE" She screamed when she finally lost it.
She collapsed with her back against the wall trying to catch her breath. She finally came back down to Earth and turned to look at me.
Before I new it she'd gotten up and pushed me backwards onto my bed. She went straight for the button on my jeans, she unzipped them and pulled them off leaving me in just my boxers.
She pulled them off too throwing them on the floor with my jeans.
She sat on the bed next to me basically so her ass was in my face.
She wrapped her hand around my dick that got rock hard at the sight of her 'outfit'...if you can even call it that, it doesn't cover anything...not that i'm complaining!
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Sam's POV
I stroked Freddie's dick slowly at first but soon getting faster. He groaned as I used my other hand to tease his balls.
"God Sam" He breathed
I took his tip into my mouth licking and sucking him. I took more of him into my mouth, as much as I could anyway...he wasn't exactly little.
"Fuck baby" He moaned gripping the bed sheets
I took my mouth off him making a poping sound as I did. I licked my lips before going back to sucking him.
"Shit Sam...God that feels amazing" He groaned
I used my hand to pump him up and down as I sucked on his balls making him moan even louder.
He pulled one of my legs over him so I was straddling him upside down...or we were in a 69 position if you wanna call it that.
I felt him start to suck on my still painfully sensitive clit again.
I moaned taking his dick back into my mouth. His hands were gripping my ass so tight i'll probably have marks there later.
"I want you inside me" I said getting off him
"Not gonna argue with that" He smiled climbing on top of me
I sat forward and he unhooked my bra pulling it off and tossing it somewhere in the room. He did the same with my thong.
"Don't take the shoes off" He smiled "They're hot as hell"
He pulled my legs open and slid into me making me cry out in pleasure. He was going at lightning speed making a loud banging noise everytime he thrusted into me.
"Holy shit Freddie, I can't handle this it feels so good"
He didn't slow down though, not that I cared, it felt amazing.
I wrapped my legs tightly around his waist pulling him further inside me.
"God baby" He moaned against my neck "You're so tight"
I dug my nails into his back probably hard enough to draw blood. I sunk my teeth into his shoulder as he angled his hips to hit my G-Spot with evey thrust.
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Freddie's POV
"Baby I can't take anymore" Sam panted
"Me niether" I agreed
We'd been doing it for so long i'm supprised one of us hasn't passed out.
We'd done it in about 4 different positions on my bed, the desk, againt the wall, even the floor.
I wrapped my arms around Sam pulling her close to me, she burried her head in the crook of my neck and placed soft kisses there.
"I love you" She whispered
"I love you too baby" I replied
It didn't take her long to fall asleep and all I could hear was her soft snores.
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Sam's POV
"HEY!" Carly shot up as soon as I walked into her apartment "How was last night"
I pulled her into a hug "Best idea you've ever had, best night of my life"
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A/N: Probably the dirtiest one shot i've written haha. Did you guys like it? Do you wanna see more 'dirty' one shots?
If so, leave me a review (: Also, where would you guys like to see Sam and Freddie getting 'naughty'? Leave me a suggestion of some interesting places (: