You know what's annoying? Being held by your fin and being swung around while some saggy tit bitch is laughing. Can she at least wear something to cover up her chest. It's not the prettiest sight. If she's going to eat me the last thing I want to see are her wrinkly tits. "I wonder what I should devour first? Your leg, arm, or maybe your head?", she chuckles to herself. Not only she's ugly, but she's a comedian. Note the sarcasm. Why couldn't she hold me by my foot instead of my dorsal fin, I'd have more mobility then. Wait a minute, my dorsal fin must be delicious, the Chinese try to kill sharks all the time for our fins. "Why not eat my dorsal fin, that's the delicious part of sharks". I'm lying through my teeth. Shark fins have absolutely no taste, just a special texture, at least that's what Murasaki said when she bit me before. Who cares though, because the bitch is now in the middle of sinking her teeth into my back.
I have to be quick, or I'm going to have to wait a month for my fin to grow back. I kick her straight in the mouth. She manages to tear off some flesh but I manage to get away from her grasp. The blood starts rushing faster through my body, my teeth beginning extending and my muscles begin to pump. My shark instincts finally begin kicking in. The centipede whore starts slithering toward me and begins thrusting at me with my trident. She misses each time. All I need is to sink my teeth into her neck and I can rip her head clean off. Every time I get close though she just tries grabbing me with other five hands. I need something to keep them busy, but what?
Like the cuddly cannon ball she is Murasaki dives bomb into the water and claws off one of the bitches arm. She flashes her purple eyes and gives me the thumbs up, damn cat she can only breathe underwater for seven minutes. I only have seven minutes to kill this centipede. I only need three. Murasaki claws off the arm holding my trident and then I swim right in for the throat. Right when my teeth make contact with the throat I give Murasaki the signal to clear out before she runs out of air. She takes my trident smirking and with a bit of centipede flesh hanging from her mouth. The minute I sense the bone scratching against my teeth I spin her round and round until I hear the snap of her neck, just a little more and the damn hags head will be ripped off. Right when I feel the flesh between her neck and torso rip off I spit out the remaining bits of flesh off my teeth. Centipede taste like shit. I don't spit fast enough because then I feel something sharp and splintery going down my throat. I'm choking on it and trying to hack it out but it won't come up! I've choked on a fish bone before and that hurt like hell, this is a tenfold compared to a fish bone! What the fuck did I swallow?