TO: The Duckster
FROM: DiNozzo
SUBJECT: Autopsy

Hey Ducky,

I know you have, like, one body but I really need those results. Gibbs is breathing fire down my neck and if I don't have a theory soon let's just say that I WILL DIE.

Oh, and since I asked first can I have the report first? Pleeaaasssee?

Very Special Agent D.

Re: Autopsy

Tony, do not rush a genius. You'll get the results when I've finished.

Only if you can tear them away from Palmer, who seems to have forgotten where to put the liver. God help me.

The Duckster

Re: Re: Autopsy

Sorry Ducky.

But does that mean I get them first?

Hang on. Did you just say Palmer forgot something? Oh God. He sent me the weird email saying he doesn't remember what he going to email me about.

God help us all.

Very Special Agent D.

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S'ok.

If you're brave enough.

I do apologies for his behaviour. I am starting to wish Gerald had never got shot.

He forgets a lot of things

Amen to that

The Duckster

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Um, check this out: Link:/palmerwork:mummy/what-love

Try that for brave.

You and me both, I miss Gerald so much right now.

Are you looking forward to bowling?

How about that report? I'm first, yeah?

Very Special Agent D.

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Oh, I've already seen. Do not put any faith in that. My report is nearly done.

He didn't lose any livers did he?

Oh, I can't wait I remember this one time in Scotland a friend asked me to bowl for him at the new centre, it had just opened up last Saturday, so off we went and- oh, crap. Palmer he wants the computer have to…

The Duckster

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GIVE ME THE LIVER

PaLMeR

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Hey Ducky…and…errr…Palmer.

It has LOVE in the title, don't you think that's a bit misleading? I do, what if some little kid clicks on it? Huh? HUH?

Nope, and he was cool; he made jokes. Damn Arie (or however you spell his name.) He kills Kate and shoots Gerald. :(

Oh well thanks for that Ducky, wanna see what he send? Do you?

'GIVE ME THE LIVER

PaLMeR'

Look what you put me through.

Ducky, the report? CanI have it? Pleaaase?

D.

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Wow, excellent theory GENIUS. What kid would be looking at some temps autopsy notes?

Cool… yes, he was cool in the modern day concept of the word. Remember when he pretend to be dead? That was quiet amusing.

Damn those terrorists.

I apologise for his behaviour. I am truly disappointed

The Duckster

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YOUR FRIENDS THINK YOU'RE AN ASS HOLE AND I DO TO. OVER CONSPEMATING FOR YOUR SMALL SHOES

PaLMeR

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Why thanks for the sarcasm NOT. Some kids a weird, you NEVER know.

You didn't find it too amusing as I recall it. Poor Gerald. With his veins popping and all.

I'm pretty sure that's racists. Oh well.

I'm not.

D.

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Love is blind, Lucky for YOU

POP, POP, POP

I heart Racism

The F***K?

The Duckster