Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine...at all...even if I wish it was....a lot....a lot a lot....a ton...more than anything else in the world...Who am I kidding, that's not going to happen...ever...ever ever...never ever never (Sometimes I get the feeling that I talk a lot but I'm not really saying anything...are you getting that impression?)
Overview: Haven't you ever wondered how Naruto characters stay so, I don't know, in character all the time? Guess what...they talk to themselves in the mirror to get all the weirdness out (narcissistic much?) What if you had a camera in there and heard everything they said?
The Dark Side of the Force: Naruto-
1. Eeeew!! Sakura get away from me, I don't wanna get your gross cooties!
2. Hey, Shika-kun, you wanna go somewhere? Unwind a little?
3. Ahhhh!!!!!!!Run away!!!!!!!!The mutant ants are attacking!!!!!!!! (not that I think anyone would say that, I just had a weird craving to mention mutant ants)
4. Ramen is the nastiest thing of my life, I mean its all gooey and noodely and weird!
5. Ino-chan!!! Lookie, I can hit Sakura-chan harder than you! *far of scream in the distance* "NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
6. I hate my life.
7. Sasuke-kun!!! You wanna be my friend? Lets go look up at the clouds together! And then after that we can go see the Konoha 50th anniversary fireworks, and then we can share a romantic dinner over in Suna!
8. Holy crud! What the heck is this junk???? I asked for a new sword, and this is what you get me...a...a... PONY!? What the...!!?
9. One Thousand Years of Death!! (If you don't get this reference: this is what Kakashi calls a crazy ninjitsu move in the first volume)
10. I keeeeeeeeeeeeil you!
For those of you who didnt get the starwars reference (ok I know this isnt the place for it- Naruto and everything- but do you live under a rock or something?)- the dark side of the force :) Anyway, Naruto would be the obvious second choice, but who should I write about next? Review Review!