Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine :) Ok, I'm not exactly sure who Madara is, but I looked him up, so for you people like me, he's a member of the Akatsuki... Thanks for your suggestion, bellacullen3!!

Madara's Wall O' Shame:

1. C'mere Sasuke, give your lastremainingrelativeasidefromthatbastardItachi a biiiiiiiig huggie-wuggie!

2. What's up my peeps? How's it shakin'?

3. In response to, "Whats up with that weird mask thing you wear?" Oh....ok, well..... Its a long story....It all started when... You know, it was pretty funny, this old hermit living on Mt. Fuji once told me... (Author: mutters, "Ok, ok fast forward button.....located....." 1/2 hour later-, "God, who knew he could talk this much!)

4. Well, my favorite color is definitely pink...my world totally revolves around hot pink!!!!

5. Yesterday I was painting my nails, all us Akatsuki members do now, but anyway the white was totally boring so I added some red. Now my nails look like something died on them. Eeeew.

6. You gotta love those Konohans....

7. Excuse me, ma'am, do you know where the nearest restroom is, my poodle, precious, refuses to go in front of the riffraff. She's such a daddies girl...

8. Yesterday Diedra lent me his copy of Twilight- I read it in a NIGHT!!!!!!!! Ohmigod, Edward it sooooooooo hott!!!!!

9. Security, Security! That man tried to bite me! (sorry, I couldn't help myself...)

10. Did you know that the sky it lime green?! Its a medical fact, I looked it up in the Thesaurus!

Yeah, anyway, next up is Sakura (Thanks for the reviews, lil and spring) ...Keep those reviews coming, all you gotta do is click on that little green button- I don't bite!