Disclaimer: I'm getting sick of writing these…it speaks for itself, doesn't it?
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Sakura's Dirty Little Secrets:
1. Ino-baby, come give mummie a hug!
2. Whoa…look at my chakra, its all weird and spinny, funkylicious! Ahhh! Out of control!!!! Kakashi-sensei, DUCK!!!!!!
3. Squash!
(Shinigami Angel 13: Squash? Really? How unoriginal, I'm not a fly you know…
Sakura: No, squash! Like the fruit!
Shinigami Angel 13: Squash is a fruit? And that's relevant how? You're wasting our reader's time…
Sakura: And your point is?
Shinigami Angel 13: *Sigh….* Never mind…)
4. Hey, Akamaru, *wolf whistles* lookin' good today, you dog, you!
5. Sauske, stop staring at my butt! My face is up here, up here!
6. You don' mess wit' me gurrrrl, I wihl cuht yeeew. Sakurity, Sakurity. This gurrl trahd ta biht me, she has ta go, suh, she has ta go. (Mad TV much?)
7. I give up.
8. Guess what, Naruto! I can burp on demand, see!!!! *BUUUUUUURP*
9. Gaara, honey baby sweetheart, I just luhhhhhve yew!!! I lurve to luff you!!!
10. Tsundae-sama, I have finished washing your mink cost by hand, would you like for me to give Jeeves a ring, and have him pull the Mercedes up to the front? Oh, and another thing, Ino-san said that she could not make it to your 'Stut it like your young' club meeting, she asked me to tell you that she is just terribly terribly sorry…
That last one was kinda stupid…sorry…who next!?
Your reviews keep me functioning (that and H20, but who knows, maybe some day we'll all run on happiness….and the Akatsuki'll be a community service club…)