Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine, but the quotes are: Really, what author would mangle their characters beyond recognition like this???? Really, what were you thinking!?
Hidan's Little Shop of Horrors:
1. Police!!!!!! That small innocent young boy just stole my purse!!! Purse-snatcher alert!!!!
2. Poetry is my life. Honestly. I don't think I could survive a day without Robert Frost...
3. Hey, Iruka-kun!!! Looking good today! You wanna come over to my place later and have some fun?
4. I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!! (For those of you not as far: Hidan is immortal)
5. Watch me crank that solja boy...All I wan' is you gurl thats all I need!!!!
6. Dear God: Thank you for keeping me alive, for keeping little old ladies from getting run over when they cross the road, for letting that candy shop down the street stay open even though they're pretty bankrupt... god bless us every one... (Tiny Tim!!!!)
7. Sasuke, you look awfully happy today...you didn't kill anyone, did you!?
8. I'm having a really really good day today. Everything is all pretty, its all happy and pretty colors!!! That banana just talked to me!! Eeeeh, banana-kun, stop it, that tickles!!!!! (High much?)
9. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder What You Are..... I'm getting better, aren't I! Ino's voice lessons helped me a ton too!!!
10. Ouch! I chipped a nail. Shoot... I guess I'll have to schedule another salon appointment. *mutters* That's the tenth one this week...
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Heh...*sheepishly rubs back of head* That one definitely sounded better in my head.... For all of these just read them in a really high pitched girly voice! Perfect for taunting any Akatsuki member!!! Ok, I'll probably just do a couple more because I don't want it to get old... But review so I can get your favorites in before its completed :)
^Thanks for reading!!!!^