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Hinata's Split Personality Escapes...AAAAUGHHH!!!
1. I like to beat up small children in my spare time. And monkeys. But you aren't supposed to know that. Its top secret. I guess I'll just have to dispose of you. Say goodbye buster! Heh...
2. Yes! The talent competition! In front of all Konoha too! Yippe! Sign me up!
3. What the hell you lookin' at, moron??
4. Heheheh...Naruto, I've been wanting to tell you this for ages *is twisting the hem of shirt in hands nervously* I HATE YOU!!! LOSER!!! YOU RUINED MY CHANCE WITH THE 4th HOKAGE!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!
5. Random storekeeper: Miss!! Come back with that Sasuke-fan Book!!!!YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THAT!!!! Hinata: Heheheheh my preciousssssssssssss!!!!! (lord of the rings anyone?)
6. I've been know to hold grudges. Long ones. Bitter grudges. You better not get on my bad side. *growls* Naruto! What the hell are you doing sneaking out the back door with my waffle iron!? Get back here, I'm going to beat you to a pulp!
7. Hinata: Gahrahayamuuuuuu. Gahrahayamuuuuu. Gahrahayamuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Naruto: Hinata, those sound like cult chants, what the heck are you doing!?
Hinata: Shut up, baka! I'm trying to worship my Gahrahayamuuuuuuu-sama! Leave me alone!
8. Is that a dandelion!? How cute!! I will KEEEEEL you!!!! (Bipolar much?)
9. Sakura-kun! (kun???) You look adorable today!! I could just eat you up!! Mwah Mwah!(kissy kissy) *audience sweatdrops*
10. POWER RANGERS....UNITE!!!!!!
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