Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, that should be pretty obvious by now, right?
Anyways, thanks for reading this far, you guys make me happy :)
Mysterious Secrets in Gaara's Weird Gourd Thingy:
1. Hey, Shukaku! Look at that daisy, its so delicate, and fragile, and beautiful......... STOMP!!
2. Tehe...hehehehe....hahahahaha....bwahahahaha....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!
3. Hey, Kakashi, ready for our big date tonight?? You better be. Or else....I might just have to........kiss your cutie wartyuglydisqustingnarstygrungyeughhhh*barfs* face!!!!
4. Temari? What! Why the hell're you taking your clothes off?
Hey, get away from me!!! AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!
5. We....wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year!!!
6. So, anyway, Sakura, the woman at my favorite salon totally waxed all of my eyebrows off! All of them!!!!!!I'm sooooo going to kill that bitch!!!!!!!!!
7. Shukaku, you think you could give Sasuke and I a little time alone? (insinuating the inappropriate...) Yes, I know you're afraid of the dark! Oh god get over it...such a baby...
8. Mr. Bun bun, Mr. Rabby-boo wants to serve you some of his homemade jello cookies, would you like some? Oh, you're too kind, thank you, you looking stunningly fashionable today, as usual!
9. Hey, Naruto, get me some raw meat *winces*. And while you're at it get me some *sob* sake too, Sakura broke up with me, I can't BELIEVE it, and man, that girl can punch good!
10. OMG, my BFF Jill just texted me! (annoying cell phone commercial anyone?)
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Heh....hope you guys like it! So, Neji's next... after that I'll do one more, review with your favorite characters, and I'll pick one for last :) Review Review!
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