Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…hey! Neither do you! Don't get all uppity on me!!!
Just to clear up the confusion, the majority of these characters have girly alter egos because they're guys, and since I'm lazy, that's the easiest way to make fun of them… Sorry about that :) Thanks for reading!!!!
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Neji's House of Horror:
1. *trip* Aaaaugh!! STUPID chair in the STUPID dark!!!! I'll murder you in your sleep!!! *SMASH* AAAAAAUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!!! DAMN CHAIR, YOU'RE GONNA GO TO HELL FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!
2. Buzz cuts are my life. Totally!!!! Sakura, you should try this guy, he's great with scissors! And he gives a mean mani and pedi!
3. Ino, you're looking particularly shallow today…Get over here, sexy, lets get it on in that yonder bedroom…
4. I'm totally obsessed with High School Musical, my god, Troy is sooooooooooo hot!!!!!
5. Part-ay: All Hyuugas invited! BYOB!!! (and barf buckets)
6. Sasuke, you're my idol!!! Your sharingan makes you so totally sexy!
7. Oooh, Philips razor, such a smooth shave. Lee. I need it. Get me one for Halloween. Or else… *scaaaawy face*
8. TEN-TEN! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM????!!! GET OUT OF MY SHOWER!!!!!!!! Why are you giving my cat a bath with cauliflower of all things???
9. Naruto to Neji: Dandruff much? Man, you need some new shampoo…
Neji: Don't you dare insult my hair. Don't make me snap my fingers at you in a Z formation, Exclamation, butt rotation, head circulation! Talk to the hand, talk to the wrist, oh, boy you just got dissed!
Naruto: Chill dude…
Neji: *sniff* You make me so ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!
10. *strikes youthful pose with Gai* Look out world!!!!! Here I come!!! *Teeth glint*
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^Thanks for reading!!!^