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Secrets Buried in Rock Lee's Bushy Eyebrows (literally, they're really greasy...ewwww):
1. GAI-SENSEI!!!!!!!!!!!PUT OUT THE FIRE!!!!!!!! HURRY!!!!!!!!!!
Gai: What fire, Lee? What are you talking about?
Lee: Fire?
Gai: I CANT HEAR YOU!!!! WHERE'S THE FIRE!!!!!!! ARE YOU OK?????
Lee: FIRE was a typo.....sorry... That was supposed to be fir.
Gai: Fir? That doesn't make any sense...
Lee: Our Christmas tree was getting old, so we had to get rid of it, pronto. I was in the bathroom, so I screamed through our secret conch shell to contact you.
Gai: You used our shell for frivolous reasons. I am very disappointed in you Lee. We are no longer the youthful combo.
Lee: Waaaaahhh...don't do it sensei!!! I AM YOUTHFUL!!!! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!!
Gai/Lee: *flash thumbs up* Our bond is too strong!!! TOGETHER WE ARE THE YOUTHFUL COMBO!!! *superhero music/or spongebob-your choice*
2. Sakura, you do know that I hold a grudge against you... YOU STOLE MY PRETTY PINK PONY!!!!! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
3. After winning a battle: *teeth gleam* Thank you, thank you, thank you very much...*in elvis impersonatory voice (if you don't know elvis, you are a hermit. Anyway, look him up on youtube and listen to his voice)*
4. In sleep: Not the llama!!! That hurts, Ino! Stop wasting my foot cream!!!! (random much?)
5. Damn you Sasuke. I will kill you. REVENGE IS MY MIDDLE NAME!!!!!!!!! (Actually that's a lie, It's Fred, but you didn't know that. YOU BETTER NOT TELL SAKURA!!!!!!!!)
6. Wow. Its a ice-skating M&M. Whoa. In a tu-tu too!!!!
7. Ten-ten, dance with me!! *rose in teeth* You know you want a piece of this sexiness....
8. Ahhhh, sensei, its too hard! (that's what she said!!!) I can't lift this weight to save my life!!!!!! FIVE POUNDS ARE TO HEAVY!!!!!!! AAAUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I STUBBED MY FREAKIN' TOE!!!!!!! DAMN THAT HURTS!!!!!!!!!
9. C'mere little kitty kitty, honeybabysweetiepie! Let me eat you and suck out your brain's juices!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
10. Rudolph the red nose reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw him
You would even say it glows... *is wearing santa had and fat suit)
A brunette was sitting quite comfortably in a pink, overstuffed armchair. She impatiently tapped her foot against the cheap linoleum floor, she sighed and looked up at the clock on the wall. The girl sighed, she had been waiting forever, as part of her copyright agreement, she had to let all of the characters involved in her story read/approve her story beforehand. She looked up as the wooden door slammed open, a horde of angry Naruto characters storming out of the conference room.
The brunette jumped from her seat, seeing pitchforks and torches.
"You are soo going to get it!!!" screamed Sakura, cracking her knuckles menacingly.
"Not before I beat her up." deadpanned Gaara, advancing on the cowering brunette.
"No way sand freak! She's mine!!!" shouted Hinata, poking her fingers together in her trademark 'nervous' expression.
"Weaklings. I eat you for breakfast. I'm going to murder her." asserted Madara.
"Can't we talk about this?" ventured the author in question.
"NO!" chorused various pissed Naruto characters, before pouncing on each other.
"SHE'S MINE!!!"
"NO!!! I CALLED FIRST DIBBS!!!!!!"
"AAAAUUUGH!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!" questioned clueless Naruto.
The brunette inched her way to the door and sneaked out, wondering how in the world they would react after learning that it had already been published.... The building collapsed behind her, the girl sighed in relief. Thank god for bombs... They were dead! Oh no *sarcasm*!! Now they couldn't sue....
Fin
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A/N: Sorry, the end was stupid, but I couldn't end it without an aftermath filled with destruction, could I :) I hope everyone enjoyed my craziness, thanks for putting up with me!!! My goal for this story was 25 reviews, as of now I have 21, so if you guys wouldn't mind dropping me a comment....pweease, it won't take long...*hinata nervous finger thing* Thanks! I knew you'd understand!
^Thanks for reading!^
Ja ne!