Disclaimer: Naruto still isn't mine, and I still haven't thought of anything clever to say here, so...
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Shikamarian Odd Sayings:
1. Ino, you big, fat pig! Oink, oink!!
2. DAMNIT! Aw....crap! I broke another one of those Wii controllers. You'd think they'd eventually get smarter and get some armor or something. I mean seriously, this is the fifth one that's broken when I threw it at the TV. Time they learned something!!
3. An' take it back now ya'll. Two hops, two hops! Two hops, two hops. Slide to the left! Slide to the right! Everybody clap yo hands! *claps manically* The electric sliiiiiiiide!
5. 1, 2, 3, 5! Look, ma! Four fingers on my right hand!! (notice that four was left out twice? tricky, tricky!)
6. BYOKYLS, Naruto! (Bring Your Own Kunais, You Lazy Slob!)
7. Ooh...shiny object...
8. You're a fattie, Chouji. Just like Ino.........NOT!!!! Haha, got ya there, big guy! Hey, ow, Chouji!
9. I see London, I see France, I see Gai's underpants!!! Because I'm definitely looking down there....now who has an underwear fetish, Kakashi!?
10. Tee-hee! Sakura, you're such a gossip! Really!? Tsunade and Kiba? I had no idea!!
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Author's Note: *sings* I'm ba-ack! Thought you got rid of me, huh? Well, I was bored, so, voila! Hope you like it! I suppose that the author just kept publishing, huh...
Anyways, review, review!!!
^Shinigami Angel 13^