They sat Vash's table table sipping tea (and coffee), an awkward scilence developed between them. Well, at least for Alfred. Neither of the Brit nor Swiss cared for it though. Mabey it was a European thing.
Finally when Arthur finished his acursed tea, he looked up and said, "So how is your sister, Lili? Fine I hope."
"She was okay but know shes been acting strange as of yesterday. I can't figure out why but when I do its not going to be pretty" he said, eyeing his gun collection. "I bet it was that French pervert. When I see him I'll fire a bullet through his ass." he mumbled some other unfavorable stuff about Francis and even mentioned something about Antonio and Gilbert.
"Hahaha, who would do something as stupid as to upset your sister I pity them. Mabey they were drunk as hell and wanted to live life and party like in the movies and yolo you know?" said Alfred feeling very nervous. He wasn't a very good lier -Heroes don't lie!- and whenever he did he tended to blab.
Arthur looked at him worridely. The had known each other for some time now and he knew when Alfred was lying. Oh and thats right, he hadn't told Arthur about the who the mirror belonged to yet. Oops.
Vash frowned, "Why are you guys her anyways. While Alfred's a slacker and a freeloader why my place? And Arthur, you don't usually drop by unexpectedly, and I never realised you like pink so much."
"Why your place? Well why not? And freelaoder? I resent that. I mean-"
"Well we happened to be in the area and well, we...Got lost, yeah thats it." Arthur said, cutting Alfred off.
Vash nodded, still suspicious. He got up and cleared the table free of its tea (and coffee!) stuff. He left the room momenteraly to put the stuff away.
"You bloody git! What did you do now!" demanded Arthur, keeping his voice at a whisper level.
"Whaaat, mee? I didn't doooo anythiiing." he said avoiding eye-contact and stretching out his sentences unnecissarily.
"Come on, spill it already, your a terrible liar."
"No I'm not dude. Take that back." Alfred said, pride wounded. Arthur punched him in the shoulder. Though it didn't hurt he stopped playing around.
"Alright, you know how I found my a mirror stuck to my sheild?" Athur nodded. "Yeah well, I think it might be Lili's."
"What? You idiot! that means we did come through here! Why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"I'm sorry! But it-"
A girlish scream pierced through the air. They looked to find Vash starring at them in morbid horror. Another Vash came out of the kitchen. Oh wait, the one that screamed had a purple ribbon one. It meant that it was Lili.
"Lili whats wrong?" demanded Vash. He was holding a gun that came seemingly out of nowhere, readied and loaded.
"U-uh nothing I-I just saw a...spider thats all." she dismissed
"What! Spider! Where? Where is it? Let me kill it!" yelled Alfred as he jumped into the Brit's lap.
"Get off me you git!" Arthur said, pushing him off. Vash sighed, "Well if you're just here to cause trouble just leave already. Do you know how much that tea and coffee cost?" He set his gun down and opened the door.
"I'm going to step out for a while. And if you dare do anything to Lili, I'll kill you." Then he walked out closing the door behind him.
"U-uh is this yours?" asked Alfred showing Lili the pocket the mirror. She brighted up instantly. She took the little mirror from him, looking it over.
"Thank you very much, I was looking for this, big brother gave it to me." She looked at very fondley. "But why are you guys here?" she asked innocentley.
'Might as well tell her the truth' thought Arthur. "Well last night we don't really know what happened so we're trying to find out, you would happen to know what we did would?"
"Oh yes, I actually do. You were ran past here chasing each other. One of you happened to drop this," she holds out an item that made both boys blush, "I'm not sure what it is though."
"I-its rubber!" "Gum!" Both Arthur and Alfred shouted. Little Lili was confused, "So is it rubber or is it gum?" she asked. "Its rubber gum!" Alfred said hurridley. Arthur face-palmed.
"Oh, so can you eat it?" she looked at them expectantly. "Uh no it...its for 'playing around with'." Explained Alfred, wich was the truth enough.
Arthur took the object from her before she asked any further. "Thank you very much Lili, but we should be going now." He motions over to Alfred and then they left. Leaving a very confused Lili behind. She made a mental note to ask her brother or her friend Elizeveta about, seeing how flustered it made the guys.
"Bloody hell that was close!" exclaimed Arthur. He smacked Alfred on the head. "ow dude, well sorry about that but I couldn't say no Lili. Anyway where are we going to go know."
Arthur paused turning the object, a condom, in his hand. "Francis's"
