Just some texts between Sherlock, John, and Lestrade. Hope you enjoy and don't forget to review and suggest a prompt^-^
John, I am in need of your assistance-SH
I'm in the middle of something. Can't it wait?-JW
No, not at the moment-SH
Yeah, well I can't really get out of this, seeing as it's my job. Couldn't you get Mycroft to help you with whatever you've done to yourself? - JW
Why call my boring brother when I could get someone more delightfully interesting? – SH
Well, what is it? What have you gotten into this time, Sherlock? Don't tell me you've broken into the Queen's palace again-JW
I've found something far more interesting than breaking the Queens Security codes, John. Stop being and idiot-SH
Hey-JW
No no no, don't be like that. Practically everyone is-SH
You know, I'm not liking where this is going-JW
Are you coming to get me or not?-SH
What, you want me to come get you now? - JW
That is what I just said, yes-SH
I'm in the middle of work! And I feel like I've already said this.-JW
That is because you did say that earlier-SH
So then why are you texting me when you could easily get Lestrade or Mycroft?-JW
Lestrade is working a case that I have no interest in, and I've already informed you about Mycroft-SH
Yeah, I guess you did. Okay, Sherlock, I'll pick up in ten minutes. Where are you, anyways-JW
Good, fine. I'm in jail-SH
Hey, Greg? - JW
Yeah? – Lestrade
Has Sherlock been acting weird lately? – JW
No more than usual, why? -Lestrade
I don't know how to explain it. I think he's trying to be nice to me. –JW
Sherlock? Being nice to someone? Get as far away from him as possible, and sever all ties to anyone in London! - Lestrade
I'm serious, Greg. It's weird; he's making me breakfast and giving me a back massage. Should I be worried? –JW
John, the only thing you need to be worried about is me stealing him from you. If he stays like this, call me over. I've got a horrible back ache and Mycroft can't seem to massage it out- Lestrade
So what you're saying is that I should embrace this new side of Sherlock? – JW
Pretty much. You might never see it again- Lestrade