Boom! I chose Tori and Eli. Not sure why but whatevs. Uhm, this is not to offend anyone, if you get easily offended don't read this, reviews are nice, I do not own Degrassi, yaddahyaddahyaddah~
Tori:
Word in the halls is that your ex girlfriend died
And it's all. your. fault. 'cause you got into a fight
Imogen turned lesbian, HA, you're killing me!
I had a runny nose but your life story must be healin' me
Last time I checked, Clare broke up with you
Broke your promise, then dated her step brother too?
Face it, Elijah, you're bad with the ladies!
You're just...too much of a human-based Hades
Stop with the eyeliner, you're not pulling it off
Try to act tough, but we all see that you're soft
Just sit yourself down, and take your medication
I just schooled you, you're done for, time for vacation!
Eli: *laughs, clears throat*
Tori, listen, I'll break it down like this
The only guy you could ever get is Zig!
I worry for you when he cheats on you with Maya, like, a lot
And don't you talk about Julia, I'll kill you on the spot!
Now...go on and play double-dutch
'Talking 'bout my exes like a middle-school crush
Finishing your rap quicker like you're in a rush
But I spit words better, I leave you in the dust
Boring newbie, wannabe Mary Sue
You wear way more eyeliner than I do!
You know about my past like there's a book out about it
I'll wrap it up because I know you have a strict curfew
Bottom line is, you need to stay in your place
Looking like Crayola just played in your face
Yea, you wish someone like me would like someone like you!
But I don't
And I'm pretty sure you do
So, Bam! Chaptah Tuu. I might just put one out every week, I don't know. Who do I do next...?
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