Stella: Hmm, well it's an interesting title, but it works! xD I'm not really into yaoi, but I think I did this one pretty well! And it's kinda longer than my other drabbles, but I like it. :)
I dedicate this one to you owlcity89 because...well, you gave me the idea! xD I hope you like it!
You heard low moans and grunts coming from the other side of the door. It sounded faintly like your friends Lavi and Allen. Part of you wanted to know what they were doing, but the other part knew it was best if you left it alone.
"This is the last time, Lavi! Ahh, no not there!" Allen let out a groan that left you frozen in place.
"Why not! I know you like it, Allen…" Lavi chuckled playfully and you could hear a smash from the inside.
All of a sudden, the door opened and you were left staring at the two Exorcists. Lavi had his hammer in one hand while Allen's left arm was activated and raised up to a defensive position.
"(Name)! You…didn't hear all that, did you?" A nervous Lavi asked you.
"H-h-hear what? No, I didn't hear what sounded like you and Allen doing something intimate in there. N-nope! Not a thing!" You give the two boys an uneasy grin.
Allen blushed a deep red, "No, that's not it. We were-"
Lavi put a hand over Allen's mouth, "Shhh, she's not supposed to know, remember?"
Allen nodded and took Lavi's hand off his lips. You raised an eyebrow in confusion, "I'm not supposed to know what?"
They exchanged glances and nodded, "Okay, well we were actually in an argument just a second ago about who should go on the mission with you." Lavi told you.
You pouted, "Am I that bad of a partner?"
Allen waved his arms in protest, "N-no! That's not it. We were fighting because we wanted to go with you."
You nodded your head in comprehension, "Ahh, I get it now. So you two aren't gay?"
Lavi gasped, "Hell no! C'mon (Name)! Don't you know me by now?"
"That's a relief. Not that I'd think of you any differently. But I now at least I know it wasn't yaoi…"
They give you confused facial expressions, "Yaoi…?"
You giggled and let out a sigh, "Don't worry about it. Why don't you just tell Komui you both want to go on the mission?"
They exchanged glances again and ran up to you. Each boy wrapped an arm around your waist and pressed their lips on your cheeks.
"Wow, you're a genius (Name)!" Allen said.
You blushed at the sudden embrace, but put an arm around the two boys and give them a big smile.
'Well thank god for being a genius.'