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I casually walked past the farm, tree after tree, picket after picket, by and by. I slowly thought about what I would do while here. Meet the elements are on the "Must do" list, along with party with pinkie. I wonder what friends I'll make. . . and what enemies. I always make enemies. I came to the fact that where there is good there will be bad. It is just a never ending battle between the two, that I don't want a part to be of.

I came up to an opening in the fence and trees. I looked up a pathway of dirt lined with apple trees to see a huge red barn. A sign read above the entrance, "Sweet Apple Acres" I stared at it. Maybe I should get some apples. . . no, later. Now, I need to get to my house. I kept walking.

. . .

I entered the bustling town. Ponies alike roamed, going about many a task for themselves. I passed stands of fruits and vegetables. Breads and beans. Cheese and other dairy products. One stand that caught my attention was full of apples. Green apples, red apples, even yellow apples. They were all vibrant colored. They looked succulent and juicy. I walked up to the stand. It held a sign up above the cart that read: The best apples in Equestria!

Now, wherever I have traveled, about every thing claims to be the best, so I try it. This will be the same situation.

Behind the stand stood an orange pony with blonde hair. She had freckles and her mane and tail were in pony tails. She had a key feature: A Stetson cowpony hat. Beside her stood what looked to be her daughter. She was yellow with a bright red mane and tail with a giant bow in her mane.

Once I made it to the stand, the smaller one came up to me.

"Hi! My names Applebloom! Would you like to buy some apples?" she asked with excitement.

"Well, yes actually. I was coming to buy some apples! How much fo-" I was interrupted by applebloom.

"Ya! My first sale! Did ya see it, AJ? Ohh! How many apples do ya want? Five? Twelve? Twenty? Ohh! I bet you want one hundred apples!" she exclaimed. Now, I meant to only buy one to try, but there were those huge eyes staring at me from the little applebloom. I guess a little more could be alright.

"Uh. . . I'll take one dozen," I said. Her eyes somehow widened more. I went and picked out twelve of the ripest apples I could find. I looked to the larger orange pony. She was looking strait at me when I looked to her.

"Well, i'll be! You have an eye for the nice ones! Mah names applejack. I'm not sure if I've seen you around town!" she exclaimed. Applebloom went on to some other pony folk, probably trying to get 'sales.'

"Well, I'm kinda new to the town. I was here a while ago. I came here to retire," I said.

"why, ya'll better tell me all about it. But. . . not now. Don't wanna hold up business. Work hours end at five. I live down at sweet apple acres with granny smith, applebloom here, and my brother big macintosh," she said.

"I'll make sure to drop by! Oh, how much are the apples?" I asked.

"Twenty bits a dozen," I then handed her the money. I put them in my pouch and started to head off. As I turned around, she called out to me.

"Hey! Wait up! I never caught yer name," she exclaimed. I looked to her.

"The names Night Waves. You can just call me Night," I told her. She nodded. I turned back around and started heading to the town square.

. . .

"You'll need go ask the librarian, Twilight Sparkle. She lives in the giant tree house down to the left," the grey haired pony I found out was the mayor told me. "You cannot miss it,"

"Thank you, mayor mare. But, since when is it the librarians job to know about properties?" I asked. She shrugged.

"It's always been a job for the librarian here," she said. I nodded, and headed off from the town square to the giant tree house. I'm guessing the librarian knows a lot about the town, so maybe I can get a lot of information from her.

. . .

I walked up to front door of the gigantic tree house. Wait. . . tree house. Does that mean someone lives here? Should I knock? But. . . it's a library. You're not supposed to knock at a library, right? Oh well, I guess I could just waltz on in.

so, I just waltz right in. I then took note of the largest library I have ever come across. The oak shelves range across the walls of the tree, leaving no space open. I then noticed that there was another room that too had shelf after shelf of books. This could last for lifetimes! I wonder if this Twilight Sparkle has any good reads for me.

"Hello?" I heard a young colts voice ask from behind. I turn, and to my surprise, see what I believe to be a baby dragon. He was green and purple scaled.

"Oh, hello. Is Twilight Sparkle here?" I asked. He gave me a glare.

"Oh, I bet you'd like to know, wouldn't you?" I gave a confused look.

"Excuse me?" I ask. I began to become slightly offended.

"You're new here, right? And if you're new, I can't trust you," a purple unicorn with violet and pink mane and tail striped entered the room and trotted right behind the dragon.. She had deep purple eyes. She glared down at the dragon. He continued. "Just don't try anything on Twilight. She doesn't want any business with new pony folk," I smiled. Oh, little naïve overprotective dragon. I shook my head.

"Hello spike, who is this?" she asked. He turned to see the unicorn. He got an embarrassed look and blushed.

"Oh, hi Twilight! Whats up?" she glared more.

"Why don't you tell me?" she asked. He looked around. She then shook her head. "Say your sorry, spike," he looked down. He then turned back to me.

"Sorry, bro. Are we cool?" he asked. I gave a look as if thinking about it. I grabbed a smile and answered.

"Ya, we're cool," I said. This relieved him. I then looked to the purple unicorn. "So, I presume you are the famed Twilight Sparkle I've heard of?" I ask. She gave a surprised look.

"Famed?" she asked. I laughed.

"No, I just said that. Anyway, are you or are you not twilight?" I ask.

"Yes, in fact I am! What can I help you with?" she asked. I looked around.

"Well, I'm new here in ponyville, if you couldn't tell. I am moving here to retire, and I need to know where my property is," I said.

"Oh! Well, just come with me and we'll get it all figured out!" she said. With that, I entered the other room after her.

We looked through a ton of maps looking for my house. Turns out it was a house on West ManeStreet.

"So, you're retiring? What did you do?" she asked. Spike had also entered the room and started helping. Turns out he's her number one assistant. Pretty proud about it too.

"I was a traveler. I started at such a young age. I got to see the world, I got to work at many jobs, and I had the time of my life," I answered.

"Really? That sounds great! How young did you begin traveling?" she asked.

I thought. Then, I remembered after such a long time of forgetting, the reason I started. Should I tell her now, or is it too personal. I might start crying! Man, that'd be embarrassing.

"uh, like, I think six," I answered. Both Spike and Twilight dropped what they were doing and stared at me. I looked between them. "It's kind of a touchy subject," I informed. Twilight nodded.

We went back to work, and didn't speak about it anymore. It's a good think they know how to respect privacy.

. . .

after a couple of hours of working, I finally got everything I needed settled so that I could live in my new house. I was at the library door. I walked out. Twilight and Spike came to see me off from their home. Before we said goodbye, I had to tell them one thing.

"Wait!" they stopped. "There's one think I need to tell you before I leave," they looked between each other. "Ponies have been known to complain about something people think I have known as 'Anger Issues.'"

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