Yes, I am back. Respond I shall.
FireBreath5150: Very intersting theory. Me gusta. Also, suggention taken.
Shwikybrosky: Aliens are fun, just like fire.
ShiningShadow1965: thank you very kindly.
TheeBrony: Mr. Man diaper is being as big a pussy as ever. Shit bagness rains upon my life from him. And I hope he reads this. He is the bane of my existence.
Anyway, after that funfilled happy note to TheeBrony, I think le story may go on.
"A rip in reality?" Twilight asked nonchalantly.
"Yes. You don't seem worried," Luna remarked.
"I don't see why we should be," She said.
Celestia started to speak. "It's actually a very big deal. This could be the end, or the new beginning, of equestria. It could mean so many good things for us, and so many bad things. We just don't know," she said.
"Well, what do we do about?" Rainbow dash asked. Celestia looked around the room.
"Nothing we can do but watch and hope," Luna said.
"Hope for what?" Rarity asked.
"Nothing. We hope that nothing happens. We don't want this to change equestria. We have a peaceful land without war or famine,"
"What about finding something new for equestria?" Applejack asked.
"No. better safe than sorry," Celestia said. The elements looked at each other.
. . .
I walked around Canterlot and pouted. "I know it's the elements of harmony and the princesses and all, but the elements seemed like regular pony folk. I don't care who they are. It's not fair," I looked down at the ground as I kept walking through Canterlot.
Before I knew it I was on the ground, and another pony if front of me on the ground as well. He was a white unicorn with blonde mane and tale. He had green eyes.
"Oh, excuse me. I was just wandering and wasn't looking where I was going because I was kind of upset of being left out of something," I explained quickly.
"Well, I never! Watch where you're heading, petty foal," the snob said.
"Well, if you didn't keep your head so high and mighty all the time and open your eyes you might have seen me and stayed clear of me," I yelled.
"Draw a crowd, please. It would be refreshing," he said as a crowd did begin to form. "Oh wait, you hail from the god awful ponyville, don't you? Takes some nerve to come up here to the superiors,"
"The superiors? You think you rich ass snobs are superior because you have money? Think twice, bastard," I remarked
he looked. . . distraught. Disturbed, to say the least.
"Why, at least I don't use such foul language,"
"You're right. You don't. You don't deserve to," I said. "Hey, I wonder what it's like to be an imbecile." I said, gesturing toward him.
"Well, don't ask me, I wouldn't know," he said.
"Hm, I would guess that. You're too much of an imbecile to understand what it is to be an imbecile," I insulted.
He started to get a red face. "All of you dumb ponies from dumb old ponyville,"
"Ok, now you're asking for it. Where do you want my hoof? The face, the chest, or the place where your balls were supposed to drop?" I asked.
"So, where do you want to rot for the rest of your life? Canterlot royal prison or ponyville? I would chose the royal prison, it's much nicer than that low down town of yours?" he asked.
"Oh, so even the prisons are stuck up? Wow, I can't wait to show you what pain means.
"Why, it shall be quite the opposite. How to feel about havi-" I didn't let him finish, for my hoof made a great acquaintance with his face. He held onto his face. He looked at me with anger, then tried to punch me back. He was obviously no fighter, so it was easy to take him down. I then went for the place where I had made it clear he was supposed to have drop balls. He wailed and roared in pain after I kicked him many times.
He'd lay down on the dirt ground. He moaned. "If you thought of having kids, think again. I dealt some damage this time. I'm not usually that hard on someone, but guess you get the full out pass. I then walked off and forgot the anger from being left out of royal buisness.
And yet another chapter emerges. It's getting harder to do a chapter a day. Oh well, lets get on! Review!