Chapter 4: Slave Day

Gaz was still sitting on the couch playing her Gave Slave, and hasn't moved a budge since Dib brought May home. Everything was quiet until…

*DING DONG*

"Could you get the door Gaz? I'm busy right now!"

Gaz growled and paused her game. "Fine."

Gaz got up and answered the door.

It was GIR.

"What do you want? I'm trying to beat level 67 on my Game Slave!"

"WHERE'S NORMAL HEAD?"

"Who, May?" Gaz thought about what Dib had told her.

"If Zim or his robot comes to the door and asks for me, tell them I'm busy, okay?"

"Well, if you want May and not Dib, she's upstairs in Dib's room."

"THANK YOU!"

"Whatever."

GIR then starts to walk upstairs. "Masters gonna be SOOOOOOO happy!"

Dib and May were looking at some photos of Zim's base and some of GIR. Then a picture comes up of Zim without his disguise.

"He kinda looks like a bug."

"Yeah, a loud and stupid one."

Dib and May burst into laughter and continued looking at pictures.

"You know May, I never thought I could find a person like you, but, I guess I was wrong. Who would've thought, right? Now with you along my side we can finally stop Zim from destroying th-" Dib gasped when he turned around.

She was gone.

"M-M-May?"

Dib was about to shed a tear.

"I should've known she would run of and betray me like-'

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!

"What the- MAY!?"

Dib ran to his window to see GIR running toward Zim's house with a sack with something moving and screaming inside of it.

It was May!

Dib screamed at the top of his lungs. ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

As Dib was screaming, the camera goes out of Dib's window, towards Zim's house, down the trash can elevator, all the way to Zim in front of a huge monitor laughing maniacally.

"Success!" Zim shouted. Zim's antenna perked when he heard something falling down the elevator. He turned and saw GIR land with the moving sack. GIR then proceeded to take of his doggy suit and run around.

"I'M NAKED!"

"GIR! Pay attention!"

GIR stopped running and turned red. "Yes my master!" But then turned blue again and giggled.

"Excellent work, GIR. You have done exactly- wait, did you capture the correct human?"

"Yes! Wait… yes! Wait…"

As GIR kept repeating his sentence, Zim walked over to the moving bag. He opened it up as May rolled out with duct tape around her hands, feet, and over her mouth.

"MMHP MMH HMM!"

Zim looked shocked. "Well, that was unexpected. Now, to the final part of Zim's amazing plan to get rid of the Dib-friend."

"Wait, why we gotta get ridda normal head again?"

"Because GIR, if the Dib finds enough human pig smellys that know the truth of the amazing Zim, the people of this dirt ball will see that the Dib isn't that crazy after all, thus having more pigs trying to destroy me. Normally, I would destroy the Dib-friend or dissect it…..

May looked horrified "HMM!?"

Zim continued. "…but Zim has a much better plan! Yeeess…YES! Computer!"

"Yes sir?"

"Contact the Tallest. I have a special gift for them."

May gasped and her eyes widened. His leaders.

"Would it kill you to say "please?"

"Just do as I say!"

"Fine…"

"Incoming transmission from Earth, my Tallest."

"Ugh…." The Tallest slumped in their chairs.

"Just ignore it!" Tallest Purple ordered.

"But sirs, it's Slave Day. We must accept all transmissions."

Tallest Purple groaned. "Do we have to?"

Tallest Red turned to the other. "Look, I want to ignore this call as much as you do, but it's a rule!"

"Fine…." Tallest Purple turned the worker. "Open transmission!" He turned to Red. "Let's hope this is quick."

"No kidding."

The screen lit up with the Tallest's faces.

Red was the first to speak. "What is it Zim? We are very busy doing…uh…"

"Tallest stuff!"

Red bumped Purple. Purple glared at him.

Red continued. "Uhhhh….yeah. So what is it?"

"My Tallest! As you can see, I have not forgotten about Slave Day!"

They looked at each other, then back at Zim.

"Then…..where is your slave?" Purple asked.

"Eh?" Zim turned to see May and GIR covered in mashed potatoes.

"I MADE MASHED POTATOES!"

"GIR! Clean up the Dib-friend! It must be in good condition for my Tallest!" Zim turned to the Tallest and smiled.

Red spoke. "Well…that's very nice of you Zim…."

"Isn't it? The slave shall arrive soon, sirs. Invader Zim, signing off!"

The transmission was cut as Zim threw the now clean May into a tiny ship.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAA!" Gir giggled loudly. Zim continued to laugh as he pushed a button, sending May rocketing into space.

Little did Zim know, as soon as the little ship shot off, Dib jumped into Tak's ship and powered it up.

"I sure hope May is okay."

Dib flew Tak's ship out of the garage and out of the atmosphere, unaware of what he was getting into.