Chapter 5: The Escape?
"Incoming specimen from Earth, sirs."
Red stood. "Yes, bring it in!"
Two very tall guards threw May right in front of the Tallest. Her duct tape had been replaced with laser handcuffs, and was able to speak.
Purple pondered. "Hmmm….. not bad for something Zim-related. Hey! What are we going to do with it, anyway?"
Red answered "I'm not sure."
May then finally found the guts to speak. "It's fine, because Dib is coming to-"
Purple interrupted her. "Isn't that the big-headed kid?"
"I think so." Red answered.
May was now furious. "CAN I SAY ONE SENTENCE WITHOUT BEING CUT OFF!?"
Purple was not happy with May yelling. "I don't like you! GUARDS!"
Two large guards came in and grabbed May's arms.
"When I get out of here, I'm gonna-"
"Do nothing…." Red said as he leaned close to her. "…..because you'll never escape."
Red and Purple started to laugh maniacally as the guards dragged her away.
May now only had one thing one her mind.
"Oh Dib, where are you?"
The camera goes to Dib in Tak's ship flying through deep space.
"Poor May, I should've been more alert, so I would've seen that little doggy thing take her away, then I would've saved her, and then I would've stopped talking to myself like I am right now." Dib sighed. "I really need to stop doing that!"
Dib then turned to watch where he was going. He gasped. He was in front of the entire Irken armada!
"Wow! Look at all of these ships! But which one is May in?"
For the next 10 minutes, Dib was flying around, looking at the little windows of the spaceships, trying to figure out which one was keeping May.
He suddenly stopped and turned around.
The Massive.
"How did I miss that? Oh well, at least I found it! Don't worry May! I'm coming to save you!" Dib shouted as he flew toward the rear end of the Massive.
"I hope that she's okay."
"This is so not okay."
The camera switches to May, with tubes attached to her head, back, both legs and both arms. She is inside a giant glass tube alongside a bunch of other innocent aliens invaders brought for Slave Day.
Then one of the workers brought the Tallest into where May and the others were. The worker stepped forward.
"Prisoner Number 428!"
May looked at the sticker one of the Irken workers put on her chest.
428.
"Crud." May thought as she was released from her tube.
Red "walked" up to her. "Well since we cannot think of what to do with you….."
May smiled. "Yes!?"
"….you are to be dissected."
"WHAT?!"
Purple then pointed dramatically "To the dissecting room with it!"
"NOT SO FAST!"
The four turned around and saw Dib standing there.
With squirt guns.
May was joyed. But the Tallest and the worker burst with laughter.
"You really think you can stop us with those puny things?" Red criticized.
"Yeah!" Purple agreed. "Even for your big head, you're really stupid!"
"Oh really?" Dib questioned. "Would someone stupid do this!?"
Dib then squirted the Tallest and the worker whom were still laughing, until about 2 seconds after the water hit, and at this time, the three Irkens stopped laughing as they started to burn.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
They then begin to roll around in pain as Dib made a heroic pose, just before May gave him a bear hug.
"Oh Dib! I knew you'd come!'
"Of course! We're partners, remember?"
May then picked up Dib and looked at him.
"And partners never leave each other behind."
Dib smiled at May, knowing she wasn't going to leave like Mr. Dwinky did.
Dib then pointed to the exit. "C'mon! We have to get back to Tak's ship before-"
Sure enough, before Dib said it, it happened.
A dozen Irkens with ray-guns blocked their only exit.
"…..that happens!" Dib finished.
"Don't worry Dib, we ca-"
"FREEZE!" one of the Irkens said.
"DON'T
INTERRUPT
ME
EVER!"
May lunged forward and started beating up the dozen of Irkens, completely aware that she could've used Dib's squirt guns.
"Wow!" said Dib, after May had beaten all of the Irkens until she had knocked them out-cold.
"C'mon! We have to get to your ship now!"
Dib ran in front of May as May followed him out the exit.
Tallest Red, still in pain, grabbed a device and started speaking into it. "All Irkens! Destroy the big-headed one and his partner!"
"And someone get us snacks!" Purple groaned.
As Dib and May began running, an alarm went off. The camera then goes to a team of Irken soldiers grabbing weapons and setting off to find our two heros. Dib and May were heading for a door just as some Irken soldiers burst through it.
"AAHH!" The two screamed as they ran off in another direction.
But then they found themselves surrounded by Irken soldiers.
Then there is a complication of pictures of Dib and May punching and kicking Irken soldiers. Soon they are standing on top of a bunch of knocked-out Irkens.
"Well," Dib said, "that was easy."
May pointed toward a window. "Is that your ship, Dib?" Dib looked where May was pointing.
There it was.
"We're almost there!" Dib said as they ran off.
They pushed some service-drones out of their way, and some of the service drones yelled things like "Hey!" and "You owe me 10 monies!"
Dib and May finally found themselves in Tak's ship about to take off.
"That was annoying, huh Dib?"
The ship shot off.
"Yeah. Let's just hope they don't come after us!"
"Careful Dib! You might jinx it!"
"Jinx it? How could I-" Dib stopped when he noticed the reflection in the windshield.
The entire Irken armada was coming right for them.
"Like that."