Chapter 6: The Battle
"Uh-oh!"
Dib turned the ship until the Massive was in front of them. Then from the Massive, a large hologram appeared of the Tallest.
"No one runs away from the Tallest ALIVE!" yelled the Purple hologram.
The Red hologram pointed at Dib and May dramatically.
"DESTROY THEM!"
"Hold on to something, May!"
"Oh, I'm holding!"
Dib turned the ship and flew off with the Irken armada in hot pursuit. The whole armada began firing lasers at them. Dib tried his hardest and dodged every laser, while May accidentally let go and is being tossed around like a rag doll.
"AAAaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA aaaaaAAAAAAAA!"
"Sorry, May!"
The Tallest were furious. Red stood up out of his chair. "FIRE ALL WEAPONS!
NOW!"
Afraid the Irkens would be thrown out of the air-lock, they did as they were told. All missiles, rockets, and other weapons were heading straight for Dib and May. Dib struggled with the handle bars, but was able to do a front-flip with the ship, causing the weapons to destroy some of the ships.
Tallest Red was about to scream, but he suddenly smiled.
"Why are you smiling?" asked Purple.
"I have a plan, that's why."
Back on Earth during this whole battle, Gaz has been sitting patiently at the dinner table, waiting for dinner to be served.
She hadbeen patient, that is.
"DAAAAAADDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Professor Membrane walks in.
"What's the matter, daughter?"
"Daddy, I want dinner. NOW."
"Sorry sweetie, but until your brother returns, no dinner will be served!"
Gaz dropped her Game Slave.
"WHAT?"
"Don't fret, he should be back shortly. Now, back to SCIENCE!" Professor Membrane ran back to his lab. Gaz got up and stomped outside.
"How am I supposed to get dinner if my stupid brother isn't here!?"
Gaz then looked over at Zim's house.
"Hmmm…"
Dib and May were now flying through space without a worry in the world.
"Man! That was quite an adventure, wasn't it May?"
"I don't know, Dib. I mean, why would the Massive just stop dead in its place like that?"
"Not sure. Maybe it got hit by some-"
"ASTEROIDS!"
"Yeah! Those!"
"NO! ASTEROIDS!"
"Huh?" Dib looked up to see what May was yelling about.
They were heading right for an asteroid belt.
Dib and May were now being hit with giant asteroids. Dib was now desperately trying to reach the controls to the ship. After a few minutes, Dib finally got a hold of the controls and steered the ship out of the asteroids path…..
"YES!"
…right into the middle of the Irken armada.
"AW COME ON!"
A hologram of the Tallest laughing maniacally appeared in front of the Massive. May stood up.
"You will NEVER get away with this, you disgusting space lizards!"
The Tallest stopped laughing and smiled.
"Well there's just one itsy bitsy problem about that." Red replied.
Dib was confused. "And that would be?"
"WE ALREADY HAVE! HA!" Purple barked.
Then the long beam in front of the Massive started to light up.
"Dib…" May shivered "…what is that?"
Red waved. "So long, suckers!"
Seeing no way out, Dib turned to May.
"May?"
"Yeah?"
"It's been great being your partner."
May was silent for a few seconds, then smiled.
"It's been great being your….
Friend."
A big smile came across Dib's face. May giggled until….
"ZAP!"
…
A ray had hit the Massive, spinning it out of control!
Dib and May were relieved, yet confused.
"Ummmm….what just happened?
"Dib look!"
Dib looked in the direction May was pointing.
It was Zim's voot crusier.
Zim's voot flew until it was right in front of Tak's.
Dib was confused. "Zim!? What are you-"
Then one of the windshield layers inside opened up to reveal…..
"GAZ!?"
"What?"
May was thrilled. "You saved us!"
"I shot the giant spaceship, big whoop."
Dib…..was still confused. "But why would you-"
"Look Dib, the only reason I saved you and your girlfriend, is because Dad won't give me dinner until you came back. So I had no choice but to come and get you myself."
"Well, thanks anyway Ga- wait….. GIRLFRIEND!? May's not my-"
"Yeah yeah yeah, just come home so I can eat already!"
Gaz then flew off with Dib close behind.
The scene transmissions to Dib and May walking down the sidewalk the next morning.
"Wow!" said Dib "What an adventure!"
"Absolutely!"
"We will have to be extra careful now, though."
"Why's that?"
They stop at a bus stop sign.
"Well, Zim still thinks you're on the Massive, so if he knows you're on Earth, he'll try to destroy you for good!"
"Good point."
"Well, I'm gonna be late for school, so I'd better get going!
"Ok! See you later!
As Dib was walking away, he heard May yell from the distance.
"Good luck on your test!"
Dib stopped dead in his tracks.
He forgot to take notes!
"WAIT!" Dib yelled as he ran to catch May.
"I STILL NEED NOTES! WAAAAAAIIIITTTTT!"
(A.N. Thanks for reading! If I get enough good reviews, I'll do an IZ Game Show, so R&R!)