Ichigo yawns, waking up slowly to his two alphas' curled around him. Grimmjow's grip is tightly around Ichigo while Shiro's grip is tight but moveable for Ichigo. Shiro keep nuzzled Ichigo's neck in his sleep. Ichigo squirmed slightly, getting comfortable. "uhhhh…King, you smell luscious" Shiro purred, nuzzling his face against Ichigo's earlobe. Ichigo purred softly at the attention, but it stopped, as a sudden wave of nausea rolled over him and he somehow broke from Shiro and Grimmjow's grips, and running to the bathroom. The sounds of throwing up could be heard through the thin wooden door. Shiro sat up, cocking his head to the side. He slapped Grimmjow across the face before rushing to the bathroom. "King?" he asked. Ichigo mumbled something, before the sounds of throwing up came through the door again. Shiro rushed into the bathroom, kneeling down and rubbing Ichigo's back. "You okay?" Shiro asked softly.

Grimmjow came in the bathroom. "…Yup he is pregnant" Grimmjow sighed.

"Wh-what?" Ichigo squeaked, before vomiting again.

"The vomiting means you are absolutely pregnant…we can be sure now…and we probably have to go see pinky to make sure you and the kids are fine" Grimmjow replied.

"How would you know this vomiting thingy?" Shiro asked.

"Szayel made sure all Alpha Arrancar knew this" Grimmjow snorted.

Ichigo's eyes go wide, but his fear gets put on hold due to his constant vomiting. "Go get him water and a wet washcloth" Grimmjow snapped at Shiro.

"Why?"

"…To wash off the vomit and get rid of the taste idiot" Grimmjow sighed.

Ichigo threw up again, grimacing at the taste. Grimmjow kneeled down, rubbing circles on Ichigo's back. Shiro came back with a glass of water and a wet washcloth. "Grimm..." Ichigo whined, resting his head on the toilet seat.

Grimmjow pulled Ichigo on his lap, hugging the pregnant beta. "Yeah Ichi?" he asked.

"I don't like morning sickness." He whined, a sad pout on his face.

"I would agree that vomiting sucks" Grimmjow sighed, nuzzling Ichigo's neck.

"...Grimm... I-I'm scared...!"Ichigo said softly after a moment, his frame starting to shake.

Grimmjow pulled Ichigo closer to him. "Don't worry, me and Shiro are here" Grimmjow purred, gently rocking Ichigo.

Ichigo purred back softly, his eyes closing as he leaned back into his alpha. Grimmjow nuzzled Ichigo's neck. Shiro kissed Ichigo's forehead. "Our little family seriously needs a little cutie King" Shiro added with a giggle.

"…So many things I could say about that statement and giggle" Grimmjow smirked.

"...But you don't giggle Grimm." Ichigo added, purring even louder.

"Exactly my point Kitten" Grimmjow snorted.

Shiro growled. "DON'T go there Grimmkitty" Shiro snapped.

"Go where?" Grimmjow asked, slyly.

Ichigo tilted his head to the side. "...Your both my alphas. What does it matter?" He asked innocently.

"…Hell if we know, we just like to argue" Shiro grinned.

Ichigo stared blankly at him. "…Perverts argue over who gets to fuck their ukes too" Shiro added with a creepy giggle.

"...but you both did." Ichigo said, not even blushing which was... odd.

Shiro immediately stopped laughing, his smile gone. "You okay King?" Shiro asked worriedly, his voice nearly coming out in a whimper.

"...Yeah... I think.." Ichigo mumbled, looking at him, his eyes drooping slightly.

Grimmjow scooped up Ichigo, carrying him out the door of the house, heading to see Szayel. Shiro scrambled after them. Ichigo rested his head on Grimmjow's shoulder, his face and eyes oddly void of any emotion. "…Is there something wrong with him?" Shiro asked.

"Either he finally registered that he is pregnant and went into shock…or he is depressed about something" Grimmjow replied.

Ichigo snuggled closer to Grimmjow's warmth, his face buried into Grimmjow's chest as he breaths in and out softly. Grimmjow slowly petted Ichigo's head with one hand. Shiro just watched worriedly. Ichigo just hid himself further, going as far as to hide underneath Grimmjow's half jacket. "Is he going into labor? I heard Cats hides before giving birth" Shiro offered.

Grimmjow stopped, staring at Shiro. Ichigo mewed softly, his tail curling around his waist. Grimmjow shook his head and started to walk again. Shiro frowned, following Grimmjow.

When they arrived at the Espada House, everyone was surprised Grimmjow was back so soon, carrying Ichigo again, but this time with an unfamiliar Shinigami that looked like a Hollow. "Why do you live that far from the others if you are going to be coming here a lot though" Shiro asked, in an almost whining voice.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP, I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO YOU BABBLER FOR THE PAST 2 HOURS, SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP" Grimmjow snapped.

"…Still match with King" Shiro chuckled. Ichigo whined softly, his ears laying flat, it was getting a little too loud for him. Shiro blinked. "Maybe we should be quiet" Shiro stated.

"Good boy" Grimmjow sighed, walking up to the other Espada.

"Is your beta okay and who's the white Alpha?" Szayel asked.

"…I don't think Ichigo is okay…and that's Shiro, Ichigo's Ex-Hollow" Grimmjow replied.

"I would be Ichigo's first Alpha…and we are PRETTY sure Ichigo is pregnant" Shiro added.

Ichigo shifted slightly, his tail unwinding from around his waist and rewinding around Grimmjow's wrist softly. "Huh…what was the last thing he said" Szayel asked.

"Well we asked if he was okay and he said he thought he was…but then he started to look really tired" Shiro replied.

Szayel looked at Shiro before asking Grimmjow "Is he stupid?"

"He has his moments" Grimmjow snorted.

"I AM 4 YEARS OLD SHUT THE HELL UP" Shiro yelled in respond.

Nnoitra snorted. "Don't look 4 to me"

"4 years ago King nearly turned Hollow, though he stopped the process he still was part Hollow…meaning I have a 19 year old body but a 4 year old mind" Shiro explained.

Everyone just stared at him. Ichigo sighed softly, pressing his face into Grimmjow's chest. "…I still think he's going into labor or something…" Shiro stated.

"Do you know anything else about cats?" Grimmjow hissed.

"They like milk and fish and yarn…they have hissy fits, they sleep a lot, and they are commonly kept as pets to Humans…why?" Shiro replied.

"You are an idiot" Grimmjow snapped.

Shiro rolled his eyes. Then he pulled one of his eyelids down with his finger and stuck his tongue out at Grimmjow. "Fuck you too Grimmkitty" Shiro retorted.

"Chalkface"

"Pussy"

"Snowflake"

"Fairy"

"Horse"

"Pedophile"

"Bitch"

"Fucktard"

"Retard" Grimmjow snapped. Suddenly Shiro roared loudly. "What the hell" Grimmjow muttered.

"That pink scientist guy taken King" Shiro blinked, pointing after Szayel.

Shiro followed Szayel and Grimmjow followed them. Ichigo wiggled in Szayel's arms, wanting to be held by his mate.

This chapter just feels awkward to me…it's humorous but still seems just weird to me…oh well

IstariaDragon: ...I just realized how random I was. Oh well.

IS: Ichigo

Me: Everyone