Me: HIIIYYAAA HOW R U PPLS?
Deidara: don't tell me u had sugar un?
Me: ….. no course not . …. . shh
Deidara: I'll just do it for you yeah. Ferrit-kun does not own Naruto under breath thank god… but she does own this story and all its stupid glory un.
Recap (I'll only do these once and a while --) "Hey moron watch where you-" Sakura looked up and saw…
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"WEASEL-KUNN!" Sakura exclaimed hugging a black haired teen with his hair in a ponytail with dark onyx eyes. A blonde that looked A LOT like a girl looked amused at the sight before him.
"Whose your friend Itachi un?" the blonde said. Sakura let go of Itachi and looked at the blonde confused.
"Sakura this is my friend Deidara, Deidara this is my friend from America Sakura Haruno." Itachi said boredly.
"How do you know someone from America?" Deidara asked?
Itachi was just about to tell when out of no where the same bird that was knocking on Sakura's window came and landed on Sakura's head. Itachi had a 'wtf' look and Deidara was almost going to piss his pants from laughter. Sakura glared at Deidara, but her face quickly paled as she felt the bird tap dancing on her head. CHA this is so embarrassing this bird is soooo dead. Sakura's inner screamed. Deidara and Itachi watched as the bird danced with a cane and a top hat right on Sakura's head. Sakura did the first thing that came to her mind and threw her poor, poor muffin as far as she could and the bird quickly went after it seeming to like muffins. Sakura Deidara and Itachi looked at each other with 'wtf' looks.
"What.."
"the…"
"fuck…."
The three slowly backed away from that spot and quickly headed for school. Deidara broke away and headed for his classroom. Itachi took Sakura toward the main office to get her schedule and all that good crap. He quickly showed Sakura to her homeroom and wishing her good luck, he wasn't in her homeroom and she had Orochimaru (DUN, DUN surprising ey? Most people but Kakashi as homeroom teacher XD) S
"Ahh I sssseee we have a new ssstudent? What iss your name?" Orochimaru asked, seeming kinda impatient.
"Umm Sakura Haruno…?"
Orochimaru nodded, "SSSSit where ever you like I don't care, jusssst don't let me catch you doing anything or itsss detention for a week!: he ordered strictly.
Sakura nodded and looked around and saw Deidara talking to someone with red short messy hair, who looked REALLY bored. She quickly walked up to them getting away from what appeared to be Michael Jackson's cousin.
"Deidara!" Sakura said happy that Deidara sat really far away form Orochimaru. Deidara turned around once he heard someone say his name.
"Hey Sakura, this is my friend Sasori! Sasori this is Sakura Haruno Itachi's friend." Deidara said grinning.
Sasori waved, 'Now that is a man of many words!' Sakura thought. Orochimaru stepped in front of the class and glared at the whole class. Sakura had to look away in fear, 'Please oh mighty muffins from above I'll never eat another one of your comrades but let me survive this school year without being killed.' Sakura thought praying quietly.
"Classs I'm going to take attendance now, LISSSTEN UP! SSSakura Haruno?" he called.
"H-here.."
"Sssassorii"
"…Hai…"
"Deidara"
"….here un.."
and it when on like that.
Finally the muffin god must be on her side cause the lunch bell rung and Sakura was still in one piece. Sakura walked to lunch with Deidara and they sat down next to Itachi, Sasori, and some guy with an orange mask. Guy with orange hair, girl with blue hair, guy with blue hair and had shark like teeth and finally some weird dude counting money.
"Sakura, this is Tobi, Pein our 'leader' per say, his girlfriend Konan, Kisame, and Kazuku un." He going from left to right.
"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi exclaimed.
"Nice to meet you." Pein said quietly.
Hi!" Konan said smiling.
"Yo" Kisame muttered mouth full of food.
"…hn.." Kazuku said still counting money.
"Hi! Nice to meet you guys too." Sakura said smiling.
All of a sudden when Sakura opened her bag with her lunch out came…
CLIFFHANGERSSSSSSS
Me hoped u liiiiked it
Deidara: --; loooooser
Me: shuuutt uppp
Deidara: sighs in defeat for the luv off muffins review please…. Or she might actually kill meh ..