Me: Ferrit-kun here bringing you part THREE of HSW () WOOT
Deidara: -- great she's in her fan fiction mode again yeah
Me: YAYZ BE HAPPY YOU GET TO BE WITH SAKU-CHAN
Deidara: blushes and mutters under breath not very nice words
Me: … w/e anyways I do not own Naruto if I did Sasuke would die (sorry as I always keep saying hate sasuke) OR he would actually be gay XDD and Sakura would be like AWSOME and probably paired up with some1 from the Akatsuki… BEGIN
Recap: Sakura opened her lunch box and out came…
Begin story
Out came that damned ruined Sakura's whole day. It Held Sakura Peanut Butter and Banana sandwich.
"NUUUU MY SANDWHICH!" Sakura yelled grabbing for the bird, but it dodged and flew around Sakura's head pissing her off. The Rest of the Akatsuki either smirked or laughed. Sakura starts chasing the bird around until it went straight for Deidara and so did Sakura. The bird made a quick turn left, sadly Sakura did not.
"ACK!" Sakura yelped as she ran straight on Deidara.
"OOMPH!" Deidara said as his back collided with the floor and Sakura collided on his chest.
"Damn that bird.." Sakura hissed.
"U-umm could you get off of me un?" Deidara asked blushing lightly.
Sakura looked at their position and quickly jumped up."
"Sorry, sorry, sorry!" Sakura said blushing a dark shade of red.
Out of nowhere the bird dropped the sandwich right on top of Itachi's Head, making the other burst into a fit of laughter at the sight and the face he made. Itachi glared at them all darkly.
"S-sorry I-I-Itachi You l-l-look HILAROUS HAHAHAHA" Sakura laughed.
"You should see your self yeah!" Deidara chuckled.
Itachi got up and walked over to Sakura with some mashed Potatoes in his hand.
"Oh nononon- ACK!" Sakura screamed as she just dodged the mashed potatoes but some random kid got hit.
"FOOD FIGHT!!" Deidara, Kisame, and Hidan yelled and started chucking food along with the rest of the cafeteria.
Sakura quickly dodged a pudding cup that was coming for her at 2:00 and started doing an army crawl. She saw Sasori and Itachi behind a table that was now on it's side acting like some barrier.
"See what you start Itachi.: Sakura said glaring at him as she dodged more mashed potatoes.
"It was that damned bird.." Itachi said coldly.
"Where'd it go anyways?" Sakura asked.
"It flew away when it saw Itachi coming at you with the mashed potatoes." Sasori said boredly.
:Oh I se- AHAHAHA!" Sakura screeched as pudding landed on her head and some dripped down the front of her shirt.
"ALRIGHT WHAT BLOODY BASTARD THREW THAT!" Sakura said letting her inner self out.
"I did yeah." She heard an all to familiar voice say cockily.
"Deidara….."she said darkly turning around to face the blonde artist.
Sakura grabbed the closest thing her which happened to be some weird mystery meat.
"Heheheheh it was an accident yeah?" Deidara said backing up a bit.
"Prepare to meet your DOOOOOM!" Sakura said as she flung the mystery meat at Deidara hitting him in the face.
"AHHHH IT BURNS!!" Deidara said almost choking on the disgusting 'food' that was flung at him.
"EVERY ONE SHUT THE HELL UP!!" a loud voice came from the cafeteria door.
Every one looked over and saw their principal Tsunade, and she looked pissed.
"WHO CAUSED THIS!! COEM FORWARD NOW OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!" Tsunade screamed.
Sakura, Deidara and Itachi all walked forward heads down. Every one was dead quiet afraid to be killed by their principal.
"YOU THREE TO MY OFFICE NOW THE REST OF YOU TO YOUR NEXT PERIOD!" Tsunade yelled making the three flinch.
Sakura, Itachi and Deidara walked out of the school with their parents nagging at them, well Itachi walked out alone since his parents where dead. Sakura and Deidara's mom nagged about responsibility and smart decisions.
"Your grounded." Bother their mothers said.
Sakura and Deidara hung their head lower, if that was possible.
"Bye guys.." Sakura grumbled.
"Bye yeah." Deidara said quietly.
"Bye.." Itachi said plainly.
CHA! THIS IS SO NOT FAIR WE GOT GROUNDED AND I.S.S (in school suspension I should know my bro always gets that :3) Inner Sakura pouted.
Me: yeah Ik no cliff hanger but the food fight was funny in my opinion XD
Deidara: I hate mystery meat yeah T-T
Me: sorry Deidei-kun
Deidara: sure you are grumbles review
Me: OR THE MUFFIN LORD WILL EATS YOUR SOUL!! (OO)
Deidara: --;;;; plz reveiw