Sakura could never get over the size of the Uchiha mansion.
"Damn this place is WAY to big." Sakura muttered walking up to the mansion door.
After knocking twice Sasuke opened the door.
'Hiya cockatoo head!" Sakura greeted cheerfully, earning a scowl from the younger Uchiha.
"Hey Sasuke where the fuck is Itachi?" Hidan asked clearly trying to get away from get away from Sasuke himself.
"Upstairs in his room with the others.' Sasuke stated boredly, stepping inside to let the three in, no matter how much he didn't want to.
Hidan nodded and started up the three flights of stairs.
'WHO THE HELL HAS THREE FLOORS!?'
'Apparently the Uchiha's' do.'
'IT'S ANNOYING AS HELL'
'I know now shut up while I complain out loud'
Sakura thought blocking her inner out and groaned,
"ZOMMFG they have everything BUT, and elevator WTF!?"
"Sakura… they DO have an elevator yeah." Deidara stated in a matter of fact tone.
Sakura stopped, "Then way are we taking the stares o.o?"
"Exercise yeah." Deidara said plainly.
"You calling me fat? Huh punk?" Sakura growled with an irk mark on her head.
Deidara grew pale,
"N-no, yeah!"
"… what?"
"I said no yeah'
"…so is that a no or a yes?"
"Its a no ye-" Deidara bit his tongue holding back the 'yeah'.
"Good!" Sakura said smiling.
"Danmit hurry it up you two love birds!" Hidan yelled impatiently
Deidara and Sakura turned several shades of pink,
"WHERE NOT LOVE BIRDS. (YEAH)" Deidara and Sakura screamed at the same time. They both looked at each other then quickly looked away turning more redder.
"Whatever just hurry the fuck up, I swear to Jashin that you're slower then Kisame when he's drunk!" Hidan said annoyed.
Sakura and Deidara started up the stairs again completely ignoring each other again. They reached Itachi's room and knocked. Itachi of course opened the door
"What took you guys so long?" Kisame asked as the three walked into the room and Itachi shut the door.
Sakura glared at Kisame,
"I. Fucking. Hate. Stairs."
Everyone gave, but Hidan and Deidara looked at her questionably.
"we have an eleva-"
"YEAH BUT APPAERENTLY I NEED EXCERSISE!" Sakura interrupted Itachi glaring at Hidan and Deidara.
Itachi raised his eyebrow, but shrugged it off. Kakuzu and Kisame went back to their drinking contest.
"So Deidara why are you so quiet?" Itachi asked looking at Deidara.
"I don't want to talk about it, yeah" Deidara replied.
"He's just fucking mad cause I found him and Sakura making out on the damn floor." Hidan said annoyed.
Ohh Hidan shouldn't have said that cause out of no where Sakura threw a muffin at his head.
"WTF A MUFFIN!?" Hidan yelled at the pinkette
Sakura stood whistling acting like she didn't do anything. Hidan ignored her and went back to praying.
"Hey who wants to play truth or dare?" Sakura asked randomly grabbing everyone's attention.
Every one agreed out of boredom. Sakura of course choosing to go first.
"Alright Itachi truth or dare?"
"Hn, truth"
"coughwimpcough err anyways is it true your gay w/ Kisame?"
Itachi almost choked on air while Kisame almost died from choking on beer.
"No!" Itachi growled darkly.
Sakura paled at Itachi's scarynessness along with the others.
"hn, Hidan truth or dare?"
"Fuck Dare."
"I dare you not to swear for the rest of the night"
"Da- I mean goodness no!"
Everyone broke out laughing on how stupid Hidan sounded.
"….Deidara truth or dare?" Hidan said straining not to swear.
"Dare yeah!" Deidara said grinning.
"I dare you to………"
CLIFFHANGER MWAHAHAHA
GASP WHAT DOES HIDAN HAVE UP HIS SLEEVE? GASP WILLL YOU RATE AND REVIEW GASP AM I GASPING TO MUCH?
Deidara: STFU!
Me: . sorry…..
Deidara: w/e anyways pplz rate and review for all our sakes