Me: HIYA PEOPLES OF THE MILKY WAY!

Deidara; here we go again yeah…

Me: DID YOU KNOW? THAT THE MILKLY WAY GALXIE IS ACTULLY A GAINT CLUSTER OF STARS, NOT A GAINT MILKLY WAY CANDY BAR? … yes… you did know ey? WELL I DIDN'T!

Deidara: …. Didn't you learn that in science yeah

Me: yeah but I don't pay attention :)

Deidara: didn't see that comin yeah*rolls eyes*

Me: :P shut up, anyways HERES CHAPTER SIX!

"I dare you toooooo-"

"GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!" Sakura interrupted impatiently.

"ALRIGHT, DAM- ER DARNIT! Anyways I Deidara you to… kiss sakura… on the lips!" Hidan said grinning evilly

Sakura and Deidara stared at Hidan, that at each other, then at Hidan, then at each other, then at Hidan, then at each other, then at-

"DARNIT GET ON WITH IT!" everyone yell impatiently.

Deidara walks slowly, very slowly walked over to Sakura, but of course Kisame being the evil drunk he was, tripped Deidara, making him fall on top of Sakura causing their lips to lock. Both turning a dark shade of pink.

'ZOMMFG WERE KISSING DEIDARA, WERE KISSING DEIDARA YAYYYY!'

'STFU!'

'Admit it he's a good kisser!'

'…….'

After about 15 second Sakura and Deidara broke away hearing a 'click!'. They both turned, still red faced o see Tobi holding a camera, giggling. (yes giggling… very, very manly XD)

" TOBI THINKS SAKURA-CAN AND DEIDARA-SENPAI LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER!" Tobi cheered happily.

Sakura and Deidara glared at the masked boy. Sakura out of nowhere took out the birdcage, containing the annoying bird and opened the cage \. The bird started chasing poor, poor naïve Tobi all around the elder Uchiha's room pecking at his head. Lucky for Tobi that Tobi has no brains, no?

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! TOBI IS A GOOOODDDD BOYYYYYYY!" Tobi yelled running out of Itachi's room somewhere in the very large mansion.

Sakura and Deidara glared at the others still pink in the face, while everyone snickered.

"Heheh your turn lover boy!" Kazuku chuckled darkly.

"SHUT UP YEAH!… err… Kisame truth or dare? yeah" Deidara said angrily.

"truth! hiccup!" Kisame said drunkenly.

"Wimp yeah! Anyways, hmm Is it true that you actually raped Itachi's pet gold fish and gave him aids? Yeah?" Deidara asked smirking, earning a 'wtf' look from every.

"O.o…. who told you?' Kisame sacredly asked.

"…."

"…."

"….'

"…."

"YOU RAPED MY GOLD FISH?!" Itachi yelled angrily.

"what… the…. Fuck…. You raped a …. Gold fish… that's a…. GUY!? YEAH!?" Deidara said grossed out.

Everyone except for Kisame moved 3 steps away from him. Kisame clearly not seeing the problem grinned.

"So to answer your hiccup I did hiccup rape Itachi's fish hiccup." Kisame answered drunkenly.

Everyone stayed quiet, as for Itachi, he ran over to his fish bowl and started sobbing in the corner.

"hiccup Sakura truth or hiccup dare?" Kisame said taking another sip of his beer.

"Dare!" Sakura cheered.

Kisame thought for a minute (O.o you can think when drunk….? Cool!) and grinned.

"Alright hiccup I dare you to hiccup umm…. Hiccup kissDeidaraonthelipsfortwentyseconds takes deep breath.. no hiccup yay! Kisame said ending very quickly trying not to hiccup, and succeeded. Earning major glares from Sakura and Deidara.

"I feel a disturbance in the air o.o …" Kisame said looking back and forth suspiciously.

"Oh there's a disturbance in the air in the right! IT'S YOUR ROTTING BODY WHEN I'M DO-" Sakura was cut off as Itachi shoved her into Deidara making them kiss again. (Deidara Jeez what is it push me and Sakura into each other making them kiss day yeah? Me: :3 yersh! Deidara: … shit yeah)

"Hn, Man your both better when your kissing." Itachi quietly said sitting back down.

Hidan held the stop watch, while Kazuku video taped poor, yet feeling unusually giddy, (wtf is giddy? It's a funneh word but it sounds so stupid and- oh right back to the story Heheh) sakura and Deidara. Tobi was still no where to be seen o.o poor, poor Tobi…. T~T. Itachi was smirking his head of and Kisame…. Well let's say he's getting re-acquainted with his breakfast. Pein and Konan? Hmm not quiet sure, though those noises in the closet do give me some ideas… oh well.

Sakura and Deidara were in pure confusion and were mentally counting how long this was going on for both it to end and not end.

"Hey Hidan shouldn't you have stopped that about 30 seconds ago…?" Kisame said accidentally giving away that Sakura and Deidara where kissing longer then necessary.

"!!!!!" Sakura and Deidara broke away and stared at Kisame and Hidan.

"SAY WHAT!?" they both screamed, earning a scared look from Hidan.

Sakura and Deidara moved about as far as Itachi's walls would let them, not wanting to be in anymore embarrassment. Hidan seeing he was safe jumped down from Itachi's ceiling fan grinning slyly.

"Jeez you guys are stupid, didn't u realize you where kissing for a long time? Oh wait, you guys where probably enjoying each other too much," Hidan snickers slyly.

Sakura glared evilly, as Deidara planned 100 ways to kill Hidan: PART TWO :D COMPLETE WITH HOW TO CD ROM- err eheheh never mind . lol . Hidan just grinned like a cat.

"Just wait, just u wait y-you religious cat grinning, none turning on time county THINGY!" Sakura said getting more frustrated with each word.

Everyone stared at her with a wtf face again. (Me: jeez… sakura is getting a lot of stares o-o) Sakura flushed and frustrated stormed out of the room down a flight of stares and opened a random door, what she saw on the other side was….

MWAHAHAHHAAHAHA CLIFFYHANGER BISHES XD

Deidara: do we even want to know yeah?

Me; do U wanna know?

Deidara: no yeah x_x wait don't even start with me yeah.

Me: :D fine anyways

Deidara: review please and she'll update.. but be warned u asked for the randomness X_X

Me: MWAHAHAHA FIND OUT WHAT OUR PINK HAIRED FRIEND SEES NEXT!