Me: BACK BUDDY-OS!

Deidara: ….

Me: -_- ignore him he's not feeling well. Anyways I'd like to mention a small warning before I begin clears throat THERE WILL BE YAOI IN THIS CHAPTER echoing on that phrase o.o duuude… err anyways the pairing is SasuxNaru but only a little in the beginning anyways… LET THE FUN BEGIN

Deidara: Ferritchandoesnotownnarutoandthankkamiforthat Yeah…

Me: :P shut up meanie head. BEGIN!

Sakura look in utter shock to see…. NARUTO AND SASUKE MAKIN OUT!!! When the two heard the door open they quickly pulled away blushing and glaring at the shocked pinkette.

"Oh… my…. Lordy lord…" Sakura said wide eyed.

"SAKURA-CHAN PLEASE TELLS ME YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!?!?!" Naruto whined with giant puppy eyes

Sakura shook her head tossing away her shockednessness, I mean seriously who didn't see them being gay a mile away?… er anyways ^-^

"OMG… DEIDARA, SASORI, KISAME! HID- ACK!"

Before Sakura knew what was happening both the boys jumped on top of her and covered her mouth angry glares on there faces.

"Hn, Shut up, or I will hurt you.." Sasuke growled.

"Pfft! WITH WHAT!?" Sakura challenged

"Pfft! Only the best weapon EVA! SPORKS MWAHAHA!" Naruto said, putting a flashlight under his face for 'dramatic' effect.

"…." Both Sakura and Sasuke where unfazed.

"…. ANYWAYS DON'T TELL SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto pleaded.

All of the sudden the bedroom door swung open, reveal many worried Akatsuki members. Their faces paled once they saw the position the three where in. Deidara of course was the first to react.

"WHAT THE HELL IS YOU DOING TO SAKU-CHAN HM?!"

"Hn, its not what you think.." Sasuke said getting off sakura.

"Oh, then what is it un? AND SPIKY BLONDE GET OFF SAKU-CHAN ALREADY YEAH!" Deidara said grapping Naruto by the collar of his jacket and throwing him of Sakura.

"Oi, Deidara, your pretty protective ain't cha?" Sasori said smirking slyly.

Deidara flushed bright pink for a second, but then suddenly… THE WORLD SPLOODED .O. (naw I'm just pulling Ur leg latterly pulls dei-dei-kun's leg Dei-dei: ACK! BISH! UN) Suddenly… TOBI APPEARED, GOD WHERE HAS HE BEEN?!

"TOBI IS BACK!! CAUSE TOBI ISH A GOOD BOY!" Tobi cheered, giggling cutely X3

"*hic* where ha- hic ve you been HIC!" Kisame said-err hiccupped…

"Tobi had to run away from birdie-chan, which took Tobi a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg-"

"WE GET IT (UN/HIC)" they all screamed in unison, causing Tobi to shrinkify.

"Hn… anyways Sakura what was all that yelling about…?" Itachi asked, totally oblivious to his younger sibling glaring at him.

"Well…." Sakura said and looked at Naruto and Sasuke who both, yes even the cockatoo haired moron. Itachi raised his eyebrow, waiting for an answer.

"._. You wouldn't believe it, Naruto freaking burped out the whole periodic table!" Sakura said quickly, for ONCE being nice to Naruto and …. Sasuke…

The whole Akatsuki looked at her funny, even Naruto and Sasuke did.

WTF WHAT LAME EXCUSE WAS THAT?!

It's the best I got so STFU BISH!

TFFP DON'T U STFU BISH ME!

HEY I AM THE FUCKING OWNER OF THIS BODY, AND THE GREATEST MIND OWNERER EVERER!

Deidara poked Sakura on the forehead, snapping her out of her 'pleasant' conversation with herself.

"You alright yeah?" Deidara asked confused.

"… Just… peachy" Sakura groaned, her Inner had caused her a major headache.

"TOBI JUST REMEMBERED THAT TOMARROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE (well in there world XD) TOBI LUVS CHRISTMAS!" Tobi interrupted everyone with his usual high cheery voice.

"Oh YEAH! Wow with all this excitement I almost forgot…. Then again my moms not home… So I guess I'm going to be alone for Christmas…" Sakura said sadly, a dark emo aura surrounded her the others looked like: O.O

"Hey, you can come to my house for Christmas yeah, my parents are going on vacation un, Didn't want to go with 'em either yeah." Deidara said, trying to change Sakura's depressed mood, which quickly changed to her usual happy, and surprised look.

"Really? SWEET THANKS DEIDEI!" Sakura cheered as she glomped Deidara, he lost his balance in surprise, leading to Sakura ONCE AGAIN being on top of him both on the floor. Snickers where heard around them.

"Jeez get a room." Kakuzu snickered.

"Not in my house!" both Sasuke and Itachi said, earning them to glare at each other.

"Don't forget to use a condom!" Pein laughed.

"Tobi wants to know what is a condom..? It sounds tasty." Tobi said in his child-ish voice confused.

Everyone went silent, forgetting the sudden position Sakura and Deidara where in. All of a sudden Kisame came flying in drunkenly, pushing Kakuzu, who elbowed Hidan in the back, stumbling forward bumping into Pein, who was leaning against Konan, both stumbled sideways and bumped into Sakura, causing her to go forward and lock lips with Deidara. (Me: ._. we need like a slow motion instant replay XD) Silence fell over the room as they all stared at the two. Neither knew what to do, there brains going dead.

….

._.

Finally getting bored and not having attention to his entrance Kisame pulled Sakura off Deidara.

"Je hic ez there's this thi hic called hic air." Kisame hiccupped.

Deidara and Sakura where bright red like usual. Itachi sighed as he looked at the clock.

"It's almost 10pm… time to get the fuck out of my house." Itachi said smirking at all of them. With many complaints, grunts and groans, they all left one by one, Deidara took Sakura home, seeming to leave in the house across the street from her.

It was a pretty quiet ride home, of course Deidara finally broke the silence.

"So uh… What time are you coming over yeah?" Deidara asked sorta shyly.

"Um… Hows uh…8am-ish?" Sakura answered, neither making eye contact.

"Good yeah.." Deidara replied

Again with the fucking silence…. Deidara finallydropped Sakura off with a small good bye and a wave and easily parked his car in his own garage and disappeared. Sakura went into her own home only to find…

A MERRY FUCKING CLIFFHANGER MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry for the late delay and for a rly late Christmas chapter hoping to get it up within the next three days SO HAVE A LOOK OUT :D OR THE MUFFIN LORD WILL FUCKING EAT YOUR BABIES, YES YOUR BABIES!