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Chapter 12

Little MaryAnn Lee was fairly stupid as a wizard. Being a muggle born, she had difficulties trying to adjust to the wizarding world before her.

She wasn't quite sure as to what happened. One minute she was shopping around Hogsmeade with her friends, the next, there's a pile of clothes and skin where a shopkeeper used to be, just a second ago.

She couldn't feel her legs; her hands were numb as well. Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted other students shouting spells. Spells of all kind, from offensive, defensive to hexes and curses were flying through the air, all aiming to take down that creature.

No. It wasn't even a creature, it was a monster. It tore the old shopkeeper to pieces with such pleasure; no way could it be anything but.

She saw in slow motion as it pointed its mouth at her, a mysterious object threating to impale her. She closed her eyes, seeing as that was the only thing she could do at the moment. She could only wait for the thousands of pain about to immerse her.

It never came.

Kanda grabbed the girl, the Akuma's bullet nearly turning her into a pin cushion. He was nicked at his dominate side. "Fuck." He muttered under his breath. Typically, the Akuma's poison results in immediate fatality. Of course, our dear Kanda is far from typical. However, the poison still affects the young Exorcist.

And his head was hurting like fuck. It's like the fucking Kumoi, bunny and beansprout all in one. Plus a hundred pounds of pressure on his moderately sized skull. Plus a PMSing chocolate-deprived Lenalee Lee. And a mentally disturbed Bak. Well, he was a mentally disturbed creature; all thanks to the kiss Allen and Lenalee shared in front of him.

Alright, so it wasn't that bad, but it was bad enough to tinker with Kanda's usually awesome-tastic, ass fucking deadly gazing butt kicking proficiency, which he typically has pretty much every single time he went to hunt akumas. The fact that he was hit was proof of that. He was certain the goddamn food was the cause of his current state. Ever since he got here, he noticed a great decrease in his abilities.

He tossed the girl to a random stranger, both the two awfully confuse and frighten. Three words. "Get outta here."

He made clear of the other students around the akuma and got them to go far away enough. The area was pretty crowded if Kanda had to say; it was practically the middle of Hogsmeade. Damn. Just his fucking luck.

However, somehow, the entire place happened to clear in a matter of seconds or so. Kanda immediately threw down a field generator which immediately created a cage like force field. He was somewhat grateful. It made the job easier to handle. He mentally thanked the scientist back at home.

The field covered both the Exorcist and akuma. Two level twos. "'Tch." Not too bad, he could take them. He just had to make sure no snot nosed brat decides to play hero and butt in. The damn thing- fuck it. Once the field has been administered, 'nothing' can escape it, akuma or not. Kanda wasn't sure if it could maintain one such as that Tykki Noah guy, but it should be enough to hold off these two. They were only level twos.

Back to the explanation, 'nothing' can escape, but that didn't mean something couldn't come it. Damn flaw of the field, it was pretty much a one way thing. Hopefully none of these idiots were stupid enough to go.

"Oh ho! What the fuck is this bullshit? Mero!"

Said 'Mero' turned to his partner. The first akuma was pounding at the field.

"It's him! Jero! That guy put it up!"

'Mero, Jero? That inflated marshmallow must be running out of creative dumb fuck names.' Kanda laughed, referring to the Earl.

The two floating UFO( for the bystanders) growled at the Japanese. "What the fuck did you say shitbag? How dare you say that about our Earl?"

Kanda gave them a blank face. Oh… He said that out loud? Oh well. At least these things were only focused on him. Time to finish this. He reached for his sword…..

Not there.

"What the fuck?" Kanda growled as he dodged a fist encrusted akuma bullet. He stumbled a tad as he landed seven feet from his original spot.

He looked at the akuma. Akuma? Something was wrong. Where was the other-

He ducked just in time to keep his head attached to his wonderful body. He was nicked again. It was more cosmetic than dangerous as the bullet cut up his left cheek. "Great, just fucking great." He grimaced. Maybe, maybe he could use his wand?

He jumped to his left, narrowly dodging another punch. Something's wrong. He knew it. He was dodging left and right. "Something's fucking off." He murmured under his breath. "These-" He ducked, and sprung to his right to avoid another bullet. "-guys are way to in sync!"

He jumped just in time to avoid a bullet and a punch. These guys actually seem to be smarter than the usually bear…. Or akuma in this case.

He stumbled as he landed on a pile of wooden boxes. He fell flat on his face… Kind of. Of course, that would never happen to Kanda, but he did fall. He rolled just in time to avoid being squish. "Ha," he scoffed. "These guys aren't stupid after all."

"You bitch!" Jero (Mero?) yelled at him. "I dare you to say that again!"

This time, Kanda gracefully sent a box of…. Well it had stuff in it. He sent the box flying to the akuma. He quickly scanned the area for something, anything he could use. A crate of knives? It wasn't Mugen, but it was enough for these small time akuma.

Kanda cussed.

That wasn't all he saw. At the corner of his eye…. It was those damn kids!

"Shit fuck."

"Bloody hell! What is that thing?" Ginny, as well as the rest of the gang gasp. What, what in the world was that thing?

The boys (plus Hermione and minus Neville) instinctively reached for their wands.

They've gone rushing after they heard the scream, was it death eaters again? Harry and Hermione were first to rush after their professor. Thinking about that, where was their professor?

"Guys…." Neville was shaking. "Th-the Professor…"

"I know Neville!" Hermione barked. "None of them are around. Maybe, maybe they already left and hide with the other students!"

"Hermione's right! We've got to help, otherwise someone may as well die right now!" Harry gave Neville the look. "Look, we've got to help that guy, otherwise he's going to be dead any minute."

Neville couldn't take his eyes off the creatures. And the third anomaly. "Th-That's the-" Neville almost peed his pants when one of those things turned to look him straight in the eye. "Professor Kanda!"

The group turned to look and soon realized what Neville meant. That person with the creatures was Kanda, their professor Kanda.

"Oh my god, we've have to help him!" Ginny gasp.

Ron turned to his younger sibling. "Help him Ginny?" His face was contoured with fear and pseudo bravery. "How in the bloody hell do you think we could help him? Look at those things, we don't even know what they are!"

In turn, Ginny slapped him. Hard.

"Ron, look at here." She held her hand out.

"A wand, so what?"

God was her brother an idiot or what?

"…. Professor Kanda's wand." Harry whispered.

Ginny turned to look at boy wonder. "Correct!" She tossed it to him. "Here, Harry, you're pretty good with your broom, we've got to get this to him, it's the least we could do. Ron, you and Hermione are to stand by and stay out of the way, find a good spot where those damn things can't get you and start shooting spells, whatever you can think off. Neville and I are going to look for the other professors." She tossed Harry a broom she picked up from an abandoned store and grabbed Neville.

Neville would have enjoyed the feeling of holding a girls hands if it wasn't the situation they were in right now.

Kanda growled as he spotted the Potter kid flying at him….. Alright, he had to admit, a kid on a flying broom wasn't something he'd see every day and flying was somewhat an interest to him. However, given the time and situation, he was rather more P.O. to see the kid. Shit, if he came any closer, he'd be trap in the field.

"Professor!" He screeched. Dammit, he did it now. He was in the field… And had the attention of both akumas. "Your wand!"

He was pretty good, Kanda to admit. He weaved past the two and dropped the wand at Kanda's not so enthusiastic hands. Kanda….. He had his wand, then why- he growled, if it wasn't for the moment, he would have chopped the kids in half. 'So that's why I felt something feel me up in the restaurant!' He had a sudden slight suspicion that they were also responsible for his more than unnatural tipsy state.

Kanda almost burst in laughter if he wasn't, well, Kanda. He watched as the boy flew past him in lighting speed and tried to fly out of the area, only to smash flat on the force field. It was hilarious you have to admit.

He almost burst in laughter. Then again, Kanda was kind of pissed. Now he had to watch out for this brat. However, this also resulted in both akumas laughing their, uh, asses off. Kanda took this chance to grab the many knives from the crates a few feet away from him.

"Oh my god, Mero, that was fucking hilarious!"

"Haha, stupid humans!"

"Mero, I've got this one! You get that other guy, er, girl!"

Jero immediately went to kill the slightly unconscious boy.

"Alright Jero, I got this mother fucke-"

Jero turned around a second to take a peek at his partner. He sounded as though he was cut off. They said curiosity killed the cat, like Kanda just did.

Jero's eyes widen as his partner was cut in half, his body splitting into two. A figure erupted from in between the halves. Jero had to use most of his energy to run away from the shower of knives coming at him. "What the fuck!?"

"Tch," Kanda tch'd. "Missed." Oh ho, little Kanda, stating the obvious.

Jero breaths started to slow down, a smirk replacing the former fear in his face. "He, he he he! Idiot! Think you've gotten the best of us? Shoot now Mero!"

It was way too late to when Kanda realized that kid (Potter?) was still here…. And way too late to deflect the number of bullets aimed at the boy's face.

Shit, fuck, goddammit, kisama, teme, and so on with many more profanities in other languages.

Kanda hated the fact that he was the one sent on this stupid mission. He hated the fact that he was going to be around these guys for a whole year. He also hated the fact that he forgot his precious Mugen and was cursed more than once already. But most of all, he hated the fact that he actually saved this fucking punk.

He cursed the day that this punk was born as the bullets penetrated his thick coat only to embalm themselves into his skin.

The smaller boy was shaking in his hold, scared and clueless as to what was happening. He was so confuse and scared, he wasn't sure as to what to do. He was somewhat freaking out. The laugh the monster gave shook him up even more.

Kanda promised himself that after this whole fucking shenanigan he was going to destroy Kumoi and whoever pegged this fucking mission on him.

He staggered a bit before a sharp pang made contact to his brain. His sight blacked out a second. What the hell is going on in here? By the time he got a hold of himself, he was thrown aside; a spiked knuckle had thrown him and the boy (still in his arms) from their original spot.

What the fuck was going on?

Kanda threw the boy aside, the small bundle landing in a heap of hay…. Or something.

Now, he faced the laughing akuma ad scorn at it. He 'tch'd' before he grabbed one of the million knives on the floor.

"Hyahahahaha, is that it? Man you Exorcists sure are getting more pathetic by the day! And to think Master Lero warned us to be careful around you dumbasses!" He laughed once more before throwing a punch at the Asian lady-er man. Not that Jero didn't know how much of a badass he was, he was just a little surprise when his punch made direct contact. He was just that good or what? He gloated inwardly, of course he was.

Kanda didn't know what came over him, but just as his opponent threw a rather clumsy shot, his body became numb and slow. The novice throw made contact, throwing his rigid body across the area and slamming onto the insides of the force field.

"Argh!" He tried to stand up, but it was no use. His head was pounding, his body was numb to the core. "Da-dammit…" His eyes were heavy and they were fluttering, fighting the urge to stay shut. "N-no way am I going to lose. That damn moyashi would-would…..mo..ya….shi….." His eyes were shutting. 'No, dammit if that damn moyashi- Fuck this shit!' It took all of Kanda's will to bring the small knife down on his leg, the deep wound shocking his body awake.

Kanda bounced right up, tipping slightly as he did so.

"Dude, did you just- you're fucking crazy Exorcists!"

Kanda smirked; this current action obviously shook his first image from the akuma. Sure this guy was going to be dead (no pun intended Kanda) in a second, but hey, Kanda loved his reputation even if he would never admit it.

Kanda's knees buckled for a second. He saved himself just in time. His arm was shaking as he brought it up. He made sure to stealthily do so. His eyes widen as he saw the familiar star shaped marks on his skin. Th-That shouldn't be!

The Akuma laughed as it too saw them; the stars were already making its way to his face. He was sure he'd win now. "You're so stupid I'm doing you a favor really!" He was in need of a frustration exhaust, he might as well play with him, he needed a toy that wouldn't break that easily anyway. This time, he threw another punch, just like before.

Only this time, it didn't make contact.

Kanda blacked out so he really didn't notice.

"Ba…anda!"

Allen wasn't sure as to how he was here or why he was, but all that mattered was saving Kanda. Kanda.

He was about to be pulverize by that akuma if he wasn't faster.

Kanda.

Kanda.

"Dammit Bakanda!" He rushed into the force field and summoned his weapon, quickly mounting himself in front of the falling Asian and using his hands to block the incoming punch. "Kanda you asshole!"

He was too into the fact that this akuma was about to injure Kanda he didn't notice a lot of things. For one, he was a bit shorter. Second, his arm was different. It wasn't, it wasn't the same. It look…. Normal. Asides from the red, crystal like coating on one of his arms. None of that mattered. The only thing that did just fell to the floor.

Was he injured? Did Kanda get hit? Was he bleeding? Was he dying? Oh god, he had to hurry up.

"Wh-who the fuck are you?"

The akuma felt the presence from the small boy. He quickly backed away. "This guy-this guy is dangerous. Who the fuck are you shit bag?"

(Now is it me, or this guy sounded a lot like our precious little Yuu?)

Allen turned slightly to take a peek at the fallen angel. His eyes widen as he saw the star shaped markings all over his face. His body went hard as he clenched his teeth. He glared, making direct eye contact with the akuma. It was a wonder how the akuma managed to hear Allen's response in such a low volume, but he did. He felt a cold chill crawl down its back…. Or whatever it had.

"Your worst nightmare."

"Jero isn't scared of yo-"

And now Jero's dead…. Theoretically speaking. Allen quickly slashed the akuma in half, its body quickly disintegrating even before it reached the ground. Allen stared it down with a cold blank look.

Tch, such a low level akuma, yet it dare injure Kanda to that point? Kanda?

He quickly rushed to his fallen, um comrade? Oh well. "Oi, Bakanda!" His pulse was weak, this breathing- he wasn't breathing! Allen was panicking. What was worst was the fact Kanda had the stars all over the visible part of his skin. Kanda, this, this never happened to Kanda even for the past two years he'd known him! (Or was it three? He wasn't so sure, the only thing in his mind was Kanda.)

"I-I what do I do, he-he's not breathing!" Allen was panicking greatly. He was starting to hyperventilate a bit. "CPR! Yeah, when someone's not breathing you give them CPR!" Allen paused, the idea sinking in his little brain.

"CPR? Th-that's! That's lips! On lips!" His whole face popped in cherry cola red. CPR…. But, but. Allen mentally slapped himself. Kanda is in danger; he had no time to be acting like a fifteen year old school girl.

"Alright!" He cupped Kanda's face. "I'm going to do this." He lowered his face. "I'm going to do this…. Now…. Alright…. Now." He slapped himself. "What the heck is wrong with you!" He shook his head. "I've got to save BaKanda!" He took a deep breath in and took it out.

Once again, he cupped the older man's face. Their lips were just inches apart.

'This is to save Kanda, save Kanda, save Kanda!'

"Malfoy, what in the bloody hell?"

Allen looked up, startled by the loud mouth. It was some red headed kid, lots of freckles, very lanky.

"Who…." Our favorite little Exorcist started. Hmm, the person was looking really blurry for some reason.

'Are you?' And with that, he blacked out.

He opened his eyes, his body shooting up from his former sleeping position. Bright lights blinded him.

"Ah!" He moaned a little, his eyes slowly adjusting to the environment.

"Allen-kun!" Lenalee? "You shouldn't get up like that!" Yup, Lenalee.

His vision was slowly making its way to back to him. It was still all blurry, but he was able to make out Lenalee. He grabbed her by the shoulders.

"Ah!" She yelped in the sudden contact. "Allen-"

"Lenalee! Kanda, Kanda!" Kanda was what? "Kanda needs help! He was covered in the stars! He's been, he's been hit and poisoned and, and, and he wasn't breathing! And he was, he was, um, he was-"

"Allen-kun!" Lenalee grabbed both his shoulders and look him straight in the eye. Was that all a dream? Now that Allen gave in a two second thought, it did sound ridiculous. She was going to say something was wrong with him huh?

Lenalee sigh. "Now tell me." Her voice was steady and demanding. "What kind of drink did Nii-san give you before you went to sleep?"

"I…" Allen wasn't sure how to react. That was, that was just a dream?

Oh noze, what happened to Kanda! And what's going on with Allen, was that all just a dream or something else? Something smells fishy and I'm damn well sure it isn't the fish tank!

Alright, how's this chapter for confusing? I know right! Mwahahahahahahhaha!

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