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Warning: Incest, Crossdressing, Slash, Genderbender, Bashing, Violence, language and Addams family craziness along with mine.
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Chapter 2- Minotaur, Owls, Letters, and a CAMP?!
Levi stared at the wall. Why you wonder? She was bored dead bored she couldn't tease Thany (Thanatos) since he was busy... well he was always busy but that didn't mean she couldn't tease him. No! It was because Lord Hades sealed all of the shadows so she would not bother Thany.
...Dang it she missed him.
Pugsley and Wednesday were at school! Damn the government to hell! Her Aunt Mortricia and Uncle Gomez were waltzing again! They had no clue where Uncle Fester was. Grandmaman was cooking and mother was asleep like the dead.
What was Percy doing? NOTHING! He could easily overpower Lord Hades but no! Why did she feel this way around Thany? Even when he was gone for an second she fucking missed him. Damn she sounded like one of those sappy girls from those chick flicks. Aurgh she needed to kill something or better yet someone. Now where was Percy? Oh he was just playing with a Minotaur.
... wait... a Minotaur?
No way that was so unfair! She soon stormed of to where Percy and the Minotaur "played"
Percy didn't understand it. He didn't understand Thanatos and Levi. Thanatos was looking at her with love even if they didn't notice it they were in love. It wasn't the "I want to do her" look. But a look of pure and utter adoration and love. How idiotic can they be? They don't even notice that they are in love with each other. Levi called him oblivious! She was more oblivious then him when it came to love.
... Maybe it would be best to get some reinforcements.
Percy was so lost in his thoughts that he bumped into something. He looked up it was Pasiphae's son... the Minotaur. If Percy was "normal" he would probably have wet his pants while fainting. But he was raised an Addams so he looked eerily calm. With a sadistic glint in his eyes.
'Well,' Percy thought, '...let the games begin'
Oh Percy knew he was a demigod. But it's not like it mattered he'd be chased by monsters and killed (or in his case and Levi's case almost killed) in the most gruesome ways. What fun he didn't know what Thanatos was so worried about.
He pouted sadly Wednesday and Pugsley had to go to school. Since the stupid government had put his dear cousins in that place. They got to torture their classmates and teachers. They were lucky. Sadly he and Levi where stuck being bored all summer. Except when Thanatos came he took them along his killing sprees.
Oh back to the Minotaur. It looked at the child of Poseidon with anger and fright. This child's stare made his skin crawl. The half man half bull could not believe that this child could be a child of Poseidon. Why "she" could probably pass as a child of Ares, Thanatos, Hades, or Hecate. That killer intent could not be given to a child of Poseidon. Not even when the apocalypse would come.
No matter how scared he was(he wanted to piss in his fruit of the loom boxers) he had to take the child out.
The battle began Percy with a long red cloth and the Minotaur charged, "Olay!"
... Percy was treating the MINOTAUR as if he was a regular bull and bullfighting with it. The Minotaur got angry at the child that was playing with him as if he was the child's toy(he probably was in Percy's case). After several rounds of Percy waving the red cloth and the Minotaur charging into him but never hitting him. Percy got bored it was time to bring his sword out.
"Well I've had fun but..." Percy smiled sickeningly sweet and said in a sing-song voice, "you're going to die."
The Minotaur's animal instinct screamed to run from the child but his pride did not allow him to move. Percy smiled sadistically with a glint of amusement in his eyes. He jumped on the Minotaur knocking him down to the ground of the Addams family property. He brought a sword out(O.O where did that come from?) and cut the Minotaur open and grabbed it's hearts smiling calmly at the Minotaur's pain. He slowly mutilated the body so the Minotaur was unrecognizable and cut the horns as his trophy to have beaten the beast.
His victory would have been sweet if he hadn't spotted his sister. She looked outright livid. He sweat dropped 'here we go again'.
"HOW COULD YOU NOT CALL ME." she pouted and he swore he heard capitals in that sentence, "I WAS FUCKING BORED AND YOU HAD ALL THE FUN YOU GOT TO FIGHT THE MINOTAUR AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?"
She starting ranting about her horrible day until... owls and letters came falling on Percy's head.
Miss Leviathan Addams-Prince/Mister Percival Addams-Prince
America, New Jersey
0001 Cemetery Drive
Dear Miss Addams-Prince,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogworts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July, 31.
Yours sincerely,
Minerva Mcgonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Requirement List
UNIFORM
First-year students will require:
1. Three sets of plain work robes(black)
2. One plain pointed hat(black)for day wear
3. One pair of protective gloves(dragon hide or something similar)
4. One winter cloak(black,silver fastenings)
Please note that all pupils' clothes should carry name tags.
COURSE BOOKS
All students should have a copy of each of the following:
The Slandered Book of Spells(Grade1)
by Miranda Goshawk
A history of Magic
by Bathilda Bagshot
Magical Theory
by Adalbert Waffling
A Beginners Guide to Transfiguration
by Emeric Fungi
One thousand magical herbs and fungi
by Phyllida Spore
Magical Drafts and Potions
by Arsenius Jigger
Fantastic Beast and where to Find Them
by Newt Scamander
The Dark Forces: A Guide of Self Protection
by Quentin Trimble
OTHER EQUIPMENT
1 wand
1cauldron(pewter, standard size2)
1set of crystal phial
1 telescope
1 set of brass scales
Student may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad
PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICKS
Levi got acceptance letters from Blackthorn Academy, Hogwarts, Beaubuxton, and Salem Institute for Witches. Percy got almost all the same letters except he got Durmstrang instead of Beaubuxton. He also got another letter in Greek.
Dear Percival Addams-Prince,
We would like to invite you to CAMP HALF-BLOOD for the summer. It has come to our understanding that you are a demigod and as such you must attend this 'camp' if you wish to stay alive any longer. We do not understand how you have survived this long without dying and we would like to help you in your difficult life as a demigod.
Sincerely,
Lady Athena
Goddess of Wisdom
Later that day...
When Sevilen awoke from her deep slumber her children were in her room. Levi seemed quite distressed and Percy was trying to keep her calm.
"Mother we got our letters. But there's a problem." Levi said.
"What is it Levi?"
"There's a minotaur tried to kill Percy."
"That's wonderful." her boy was almost killed? How nice...
"it's not fair."
"What's not fair?"
"Percy has a letter to go to a summer camp called Camp Half Blood."
"Why don't you go with him?" she asked confused Percy and Levi had always been together through thick and thin.
"It said he is the only one allowed to come."
Percy was distressed as well he and his sister were always together... wait Lady Hecate kept the wards up on the camp so... "Sister dearest we are Addams' and Addams' always find a way."
"…You're right Percy I'll go to camp with you."
Thye smirked thinking the same thing 'CAMP HALF-BLOOD was screwed'.
To be continued...
Me: Thank you everyone sorry the chapters so short
Prim: ... *at least she updated*
Raven: :) Next chapter the twins are going to CAMP HALF-BLOOD
Prim: SO if Levi's mate is Thanatos then who is Percy's?
Raven: whoever guesses right gets a virtual cookie
Me: SO tune in to find out! We appreciate you readers/favorites/followers/reviews and everything you guys! Reviews make me work faster and feel love!
Preview
"Your a child of Ares."
"What of it?!"
"Nothing he is the god of war and although war induces chaos, blood, and death which is awesome-"
"It also bring peace which we respect him for."
"... no one has seen him that way... you're strange kids but I like you my names Clarisse La Rue."
"I'm Levi Addams-Prince"
"And I'm Percy Addams-Prince"
"Whatever Cabin you two end up in the Ares Cabin's got your backs"
"Well she likes you two."
"And we like her-"
"We might just like it here."
"Who are you and why are you in the underworld?"
"Who am I? Why I'm Percy Addams-Prince and you?"
"I'm-"