Disclaimer: As stated before I don't own Hetalia or the songs from Disney. If I did there would be more yaoi. I used Google translate for all languages. If something is translated wrong please let me know. Well enough chit chat. On with the story. Enjoy and please review.
Double Teamed Demon Style
Chapter Two: Truth or Dare
Vamp: Hello and welcome back to Double Teamed Demon Style.
Daemon: Yay! More tortu- I mean more games.
Vamp: Excited much?
Daemon: *smirks* of course. I love playing games with such easy targets.
Vamp: enough schwester.
Daemon: fine *pouts and sits next to France*
Vamp: Well, time to start the next round.
Lovi: Can't we just leave already, bastards?
Vamp: NIEN! I thought we already discussed the damn swearing. And it is bitches for us you gottverdammt bastardo! *eyes glow red*
Lovi: you don't scare me, bitch. *hides behind Spain*
Vamp: YOU NEVER GET TO LEAVE!
Daemon: Damn you people love to piss her off. *hides in emo corner behind a barrier of fire*
Feli: ve, Doitsu she is scary.
Ludwig: *shaken* It will be fine. *comforts Feli*
Daemon: Hey she likes gerita. She may not hurt Lovi too bad if there is gerita.
Feli: ve, what is gerita?
Ludwig: ….. *blushes*
Daemon: Nevermind what it is, just make out with Germany.
Feli: ve okay *makes out with Germany*
Daemon: Hey sis, look gerita.
Vamp: *eyes turn back to normal* What? *sees Germany and Italy making out* awesome *takes pictures with Hungary*
Gilbert: That is my word.
Vamp: What was that you just said? *smirks evilly with red eyes*
Gilbert: ….
Vamp: Like I thought.
Daemon: Sis snap out of it.
Vamp: *sees everyone eyeing her warily* Oh no. I snapped again didn't I?
Daemon: *walking towards the group* Yes
Vamp: Oh my god. I am so sorry. I didn't hurt Lovino, right?
Daemon: Not yet. We stopped you.
Vamp: Thank gott. Please excuse me. *walks off to the kitchen*
Everyone except hosts: Snapped?
Daemon: Yeah, whenever she hasn't had enough blood she gets cranky and will snap at anyone.
Arthur: I thought she didn't need blood.
Vamp: *walking back in* I still need blood but I can also eat normal food. Well I am fine now.
Daemon: You are almost out again aren't you?
Vamp: Unfortunately yes I am.
Daemon: Well after this round we will go get you more.
Vamp: Kay, now back to the game. What game is it this time?
Daemon: Truth or Dare
Feli: ve, That game is fun, right Doitsu?
Ludwig: Ja, I suppose
Daemon: I'll start with Lovi.
Lovi: It is Lovino, bitch.
Daemon: *rolls eyes* really? Come up with better insults. Truth or Dare Lovi.
Lovi: Truth, bitch
Daemon: Do you really love Spain?
Lovi: *blushes* Of course not.
Antonio: *looks sad* Really Lovi?
Lovi: *mumbles* Ti amo, pomodoro bastardo
Antonio: *smiles happily* Lovi~
Vamp: Well now that the drama is over, let's move on. Lovi your turn
Lovi: Whatever, bitches. Yo, potato bastard Truth or Dare
Ludwig: Truth
Vamp: I have a question we can use.
Daemon: Oh no, this can't be good.
Everyone except hosts: ….
Lovi: Whatever
Feli: ve, That is fratello's way of saying go ahead.
Vamp: kay. Doitsu have you ever had sex with Feli?
Ludwig: ….*blushes*
Vamp: Beantworten Sie jetzt, Deutschland.
Ludwig: Kann ich bitte leiten Sie diese Wende?
Vamp: Nein, Deutschland.
Arthur: Speak English you bloody gits
Vamp: But German is an epic language and I am also part German.
Ludwig: Really? Are you fluent in German?
Vamp: Yes I can. Now stop avoiding the question. Have. You. Done. It. With. Feli?
Ludwig: *blushes* Ja
Vamp: Nun war das so schwer?
Ludwig: …...
Vamp: Sie an der Reihe, Luddy.
Ludwig: *smirks* Vamp, truth or dare
Vamp: Dare
Ludwig: Kiss Prussia
Vamp: NEIN!
Ludwig: It is a dare.
Daemon: Would you prefer Iggy's cooking?
Vamp: ….
Arthur: Is my cooking really that bad?
Vamp: I don't know. I have never had British food.
Francis: It is horrid. Daemon's food is better.
Vamp: Since when have you known how good my sis is at cooking?
Daemon: *mumbles* Shit
Francis: She let me try it once.
Vamp: Sure. *looks at Daemon and France suspiciously* Fine I'll do the dare.
Vamp turns around to face Prussia and he quickly grabs her and pulls her into a deep kiss. Canada glares at his boyfriend as he kisses Vamp.
Daemon: *laughs*
Vamp: *glares and eyes flash red* Enough Gilbert. You have a boyfriend. I am so sorry Mathew. It was a dare.
Gilbert: You liked it. The awesome me is a great kisser.
Vamp: *borrows Hungary's frying pan and hits him on the head* I HATED IT!
Gilbert: *knocked out*
Vamp: Opps, on with the game. Daemon Truth or Dare
Daemon: Truth
Vamp: *smirks*
Daemon: *gulp*
Vamp: Are you in love with France?
Daemon: *blush* Why did you ask that?
Vamp: I asked first. To answer your question I asked cause you seem to be unable to keep your eyes off of him.
Daemon: Oui
Vamp: English please.
Daemon: I SAID YES DAMNIT! HE IS MY BOYFRIEND!
Vamp: WHAT!
Francis: We have been dating for two months.
Vamp: *glares at France* Hurt my sister and you will be dead.
Francis: *gulp*
Daemon: Don't threaten my pervert.
Vamp: So that is why you wanted him here.
Daemon: Oui
Vamp: Moving on. Your turn schwester.
Daemon: Iggy, Truth or Dare
Arthur: The name is England, you bloody git. Truth
Daemon: Who in this room would be the worst to be trapped in an elevator with?
Arthur: Francis
Francis: Why me, Angleterre?
Arthur: Because you are a bloody pervert.
Daemon: But he is my bloody pervert.
Francis: Oui
Vamp: Time to move on.
Arthur: Italy, Truth or Dare
Feli: Dare, ve
Arthur: Grab the player on your left's ass
Feli: ve, okay. *grabs Germany's ass*
Ludwig: *blush* …..
Feli: ve, Doitsu has a firm butt.
Vamp: Oh really?
Daemon: Sister?
Francis: Is it possible that you like Germany?
Vamp: *blush* of course not
Daemon: Really sister? Then why are you blushing?
Vamp: No reason. Moving on.
Daemon: You're quick to move on.
Vamp: SHUT UP BITCH!
Antonio: So this is why you can deal with Lovi.
Vamp: I AM NOTHING LIKE LOVI!
Lovi: SHE IS NOTHING LIKE ME, TOMATO BASTARD!
Daemon: There is the proof.
Vamp: MOVING ON
Daemon: Feli-chan your turn *hugs Feli*
Feli: ve okay. Yay hugs. *hugs back* America Truth or dare
Alfred: Dare
Feli: Kiss the person you have a crush on.
Alfred: …
Vamp: Come Alfie, kissu your crush already
Alfred: I will cause I'm the hero.
Daemon: *sarcastically* yeah, yeah kiss already Mr. Hero.
Alfred: *blush* Fine *grabs Iggy and kisses him on cheek*
Arthur: *blushing* Why you bloody-
Vamp: You liked it Iggy.
Arthur: I DID NOT YOU BLOODY GIT! AND IT IS ENGLAND NOT IGGY!
Daemon: Calm down you bloody wanker.
Vamp: Yes, this proves America loves you.
Alfred: …I'm the hero.
Vamp: Oh before I forget, we have a guest.
Daemon: Who?
Vamp: Welcome Between.
A short girl with light brown hair and blue eyes walks in.
Between: Well nice to be here. I have dares for you.
Vamp: Go ahead and read them.
Between: First dye Prussia's hair blue.
Vamp + Daemon: Oh Gilbert *Daemon pulls out a box of blue hair dye* Time to dye your hair.
Gilbert: What? No not my awesome hair.
Between: You must
Vamp and Daemon grab Prussia and dye his hair.
Gilbert: My awesome hair *pouts*
Vamp: *laughs* it suits you.
Ludwig: Oh gott.
Vamp: Doitsu I think she has a dare for you. *smirks*
Between: Yes I do. Lock Germany and Italy in a closet.
Vamp: I love that pairing. Yay gerita. In you go *pushes the two into a closet that appears* Are the cameras working?
Daemon: yes
Hungary: Can I have copies?
Daemon: Of course.
Everyone except Germany, Italy, and hostesses: CAMAERAS!
Daemon: What? We have to get yaoi somehow.
Daemon: Your turn Iggy *smirks*
Between: Lock Iggy and America in a Closet
Vamp: But the closet is in use *loud moans are heard*
Daemon: Well little Feli-chan is enjoying himself.
Lovi: Damn potato bastard, get away from my fratello!
Vamp: NEIN
Lovi: …. *glares at Vamp*
Daemon: Now we have second one *second closet appears and the two mentioned are pushed in. soon loud moans are heard from closet 2*
Between: Isn't Switzerland here?
Vamp: Not yet. Schwester could you please bring him here.
Daemon: Sure *opens portal*
Vash: *walks through portal* What is going on?
Vamp: Well you are now in Truth or Dare
Vash: What?
Vamp: Between go ahead and read your dare.
Between: Take away Switzerland's Guns.
Daemon: You heard her. Hand them over.
Vash: Fine *hands a surprisingly large number of guns*
Vamp: You can have them back at the end of the game. Now let's say goodbye to our guest.
Between: Bye for now. *walks out*
Vamp: Now it is Alfred's turn to pick
Alfred: *walks out of closet with Arthur* So it is the hero's turn.
Vamp: Yes now pick someone.
Alfred: Prussia truth or dare
Gilbert: Dare cause I'm awesome
Alfred: Seduce Vamp.
Vamp: WHAT? Nein!
Daemon: *smirk* Where is my camera?
Vamp: You wouldn't
Daemon: Watch me *runs off to get camera*
Vamp: Verdammt
Ludwig: *walking out with Feli* Why is Vamp freaking out?
Arthur: Prussia has to seduce her.
Vamp: NEIN! *hides behind Germany*
Ludwig: …
Daemon runs back in with camera in hand
Gilbert: *walks toward Vamp*
Ludwig: *goes to sit down*
Gilbert: *whispers* Hey want to spend some time with the awesome Prussia?
Vamp: Nein *shudders*
Gilbert: Come on, I know you'll enjoy it.
Vamp: *borrows Hungary's frying pan* I said NEIN *eyes turn red and hits Prussia*
Gilbert: Ow
Mathew: *glares at Prussia*
Vamp: *eyes return to normal* You deserved it. No one can seduce me, got it?
Daemon: No one? Not even Germany could?
Vamp: …. *blush*
Daemon + Francis: honhonhon
Vamp: *glares* Shut up
Daemon: Who is next?
Vamp: *growls* Prussia
Gilbert: France truth or dare
Francis: Dare
Gilbert: *smirks*
Daemon: Oh shit
Gilbert: Give an intimate back rub to your lover
Vamp: Oh shit, nein
Ludwig: Why are you objecting?
Vamp: That pervert will not lay a hand on my schwester, ever.
Daemon: *walks off with France*
Feli: ve, their gone
Vamp: WHAT? VERDAMMT! I guess we need to move on. *glares*
Daemon: *telepathically to Vamp* you pick one we're busy
Vamp: Fine, WHAT?
Everyone except Vamp: …
Vamp: Me and my sister can talk telepathically. She wants me to pick.
Everyone except Vamp: …
Vamp: Iggy truth or dare *smirks*
Arthur: *sighs* Dare
Vamp: Sing "Mother Knows Best" from Tangled. While dressed up as Mother Gothel. *hands him costume*
Arthur: Why me you bloody git?
Vamp: Cause I can *shoves into a changing room* By the way America, sing the Rapunzel lines
Arthur walks out in the Mother Gothel costume blushing.
Arthur: This is humiliating.
Vamp: Sing already. *starts music*
Arthur: Fine *starts to sing*
Mother Gothel:
You want to go outside? Why, Rapunzel...!
Look at you, as fragile as a flower
Still a little sapling, just a sprout
You know why we stay up in this tower
Rapunzel:
I know but...
Mother Gothel:
That's right, to keep you safe and sound, dear
Guess I always knew this day was coming
Knew that soon you'd want to leave the nest
Soon, but not yet
Rapunzel:
But -
Mother Gothel:
Shh!
Trust me, pet
Mother knows best
Mother knows best
Listen to your mother
It's a scary world out there
Mother knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear
Ruffians, thugs
Poison ivy, quicksand
Cannibals and snakes
The plague
Rapunzel:
No!
Mother Gothel:
Yes!
Rapunzel:
But -
Mother Gothel:
Also large bugs
Men with pointy teeth, and
Stop, no more, you'll just upset me
Mother's right here
Mother will protect you
Darling, here's what I suggest
Skip the drama
Stay with mama
Mama knows best
Mother knows best
Take it from your mumsy
On your own, you won't survive
Sloppy, underdressed
Immature, clumsy
Please, they'll eat you up alive
Gullible, naive
Positively grubby
Ditzy and a bit, well, hmm vague
Plus, I believe
Gettin' kinda chubby
I'm just saying 'cause I wuv you
Mother understands
Mother's here to help you
All I have is one request
Rapunzel?
Rapunzel:
Yes?
Mother Gothel:
Don't ever ask to leave this tower again.
Rapunzel:
Yes, Mother.
Mother Gothel:
I love you very much, dear.
Rapunzel:
I love you more.
Mother Gothel:
I love you most.
Don't forget it
You'll regret it
*music ends*
Daemon: *walks in smiling happily with France* Can we end with some song dares?
Vamp: Sure, let's have Germany and Italy sing "I see the Light" from Tangled
Ludwig: *sighs* Fine
Feli: ve, sounds fun
*music starts*
Feli: All those days watching from the windows
All those years outside looking in
All that time never even knowing
Just how blind I've been
Now I'm here blinking in the starlight
Now I'm here suddenly I see
Standing here it's all so clear
I'm where I'm meant to be
And at last I see the light
And it's like the fog has lifted
And at last I see the light
And it's like the sky is new
And it's warm and real and bright
And the world has somehow shifted
All at once everything looks different
Now that I see you
Germany: All those days chasing down a daydream
All those years living in a blur
All that time never truly seeing
Things, the way they were
Now she's here shining in the starlight
Now she's here suddenly I know
If she's here it's crystal clear
I'm where I'm meant to go
Both: And at last I see the light
Germany: And it's like the fog has lifted
Both: And at last I see the light
Feli: And it's like the sky is new
Both: And it's warm and real and bright
And the world has somehow shifted
All at once everything is different
Now that I see you
Now that I see you
*music ends*
Vamp: That was great. Oh yeah Switzerland here are your guns.
Vash: Thank you *walks through portal*
Vamp: Well he is gone so now it is Austria singing "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from The Little Mermaid.
Roderich: You want me to sing what?
Daemon: Just sing you prick.
Roderich: … *music starts*
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange
But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a change
And I fortunately know a little secret
It's a talent that I always have possessed
Dear lady, please don't laugh, I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely and depressed, pathetic!
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
This one wants to get the girl
And do I help them? Yes, indeed!
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to me crying
"Will you help us, pretty please?"
And I help them, yes, I do!
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore
Yes, on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle prattle for?
They're not all that impressed with conversations
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn on the lady who's withdrawn
And she who holds her tongue, gets her man
Poor unfortunate souls
Go ahead, make your choice
I'm a very busy person and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much, just your voice
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
If you wanna cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp, take a breath, go ahead, sign the scroll
Nick and Kevin, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll!
You poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
This one wants to get the girl
And do I help them? Yes, indeed!
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to me crying
"Will you help us, pretty please?"
And I help them, yes, I do!
Those poor unfortunate souls!
*music ends*
Daemon: Wow the prick did well
Everyone except hostesses: …
Daemon: Next is Germany, Italy, and Bad Touch Trio "I'll make a man out of you" from Mulan.
(Authors note:
Germany = Shang
Italy = Mulan
France = Chien-Po
Spain = Yao
Prussia = Ling
England = Mushu)
Ludwig: *music starts*
Let's get down to business-to defeat the Huns.
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!
Francis: I'm never gonna catch my breath
Antonio: Say good-bye to those who knew me
Gilbert: Boy I was a fool in school for cutting gym
Arthur: This guy's got 'em scared to death
Feli: Hope he doesn't see right through me
Francis: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
All: To be a man
Ludwig: We must be swift as the coursing river
All: To be a man
Ludwig: With all the force of a great typhoon
All: To be a man
Ludwig: With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a man out of you?
All: To be a man
Ludwig: We must be swift as the coursing river
All: To be a man
Ludwig: With all the force of a great typhoon
All: To be a man
Ludwig: With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
All: To be a man
Ludwig: We must be swift as the coursing river
All: To be a man
Ludwig: With all the force of a great typhoon
All: To be a man
Ludwig: With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
*music ends*
Daemon + Vamp: Wow, next is Romano with " I won't say I'm in Love" from Hercules.
Lovi: Why should I, bastards?
Vamp: If you don't you have to eat England's cooking.
Arthur: *gloom cloud*
(A/N BTT is the muses)
Lovi: Fine, bastards *music starts*
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that!
BTT: Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
Lovi: No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
BTT: You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh
Lovi: It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh
BTT: You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad
Lovi: Whoa, No chance, now way
I won't say it, no, no
BTT: Give up, give in
Check the grin you're in love
Lovi: This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love
BTT: You're doin flips read our lips
You're in love
Lovi: You're way off base
I won't say it
Get off my case
I won't say it
BTT: Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love
Lovi: Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love
*music ends*
Vamp: Wow Romano you have a good sing voice.
Antonio: Si, he does
Lovi: Shut up tomato bastard.
Vamp: Now we have Spain singing "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid. Gilbert sings the background vocals. By the way sing it to France and Daemon *smirks*
Daemon: Using my love of Disney, against me?
Vamp: Yes
Gilbert: The awesome me will sing.
Antonio: Si *music starts*
Percussion
Strings
Winds
Words
There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl
Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It's possible she wants you, too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl
Sing with me now
Gilbert: Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain't gonna kiss the girl
Gilbert: Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain't that sad
Ain't it shame, too bad
You gonna miss the girl
Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl
Gilbert: Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Gilbert: Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl
Gilbert: Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Gilbert: Sha-la-la-la-la-la
(Music play)
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the girl
You've got to kiss the girl
Why don't you kiss the girl
You gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl
Francis: *grabs Daemon and kisses her*
Daemon: *blushes*
Vamp: Well that turned out well *glares at France* Daemon, He better not hurt you.
Francis + Daemon: Won't happen.
Vamp: Fine, well I have got to go on an errand. See you all later. *walks out*
Daemon: Hey who wants to play poker?
A few nations: Sure
Well that round is over. All Disney songs were YoujiZero's idea. Hope you enjoyed. Wicked-midnight if we did not get your personality right than please let us know. Join us next time for The Lie Detector Game. send us your ideas for questions to use in the next game. you may ask the hostesses as well. We are currently taking guest appearances. If you wish to appear in a game than send us a description of what you want to look like and what name you wish to go by in a review. All guest appearances will be temporary for each chapter. This may change, I'm not entirely sure yet. Till next time Vampchick2010 and YoujiZero out.
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