Disclaimer: As stated before I don't own Hetalia or any songs used. If I did there would be more yaoi. I used Google translate for all languages. If something is translated wrong please let me know. Well enough chit chat. On with the story. Enjoy and please review.
Double Teamed Demon Style
Chapter Three: Lie Detector Game
Vamp: *walking back in singing Happy Birthday by The Birthday Massacre*
I think my friend said, "Stick it in the back of her head"
I think my friend said, "Two of them are sisters"
"I'm a murder tramp, birthday boy," I think I said
"I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in," I think he said
I think my friend said, "Don't forget the video"
I think my friend said, "Don't forget to smile"
"You're a murder tramp, murder tramp," I think he said
"You're a murder boy, birthday boy," I think I said
All countries: …
Feli: ve, what a creepy song. *cries and clings to Germany*
Ludwig: *comforts Italy*
Daemon: Welcome back
Vamp: *stops singing and looks around* Why are the countries dressed in only boxers?
Daemon: Not all are in just boxers *pauses and smirks* Francis is completely nude.
Vamp: WHAT? PERVERT PUT SOME CLOTHES ON NOW!
Daemon: But we were playing strip poker.
Vamp: Mein gott, why would you play that with France? You know he is always going commando.
Daemon: I know. It was fun. Look even Germany played.
Vamp: *sees Germany sitting there embarrassed* I- I can see that *blush*
Francis: Honhonhon
Daemon: Well someone likes what they see.
Vamp: *blushes* I DO NOT!
Feli: ve, Vamp likes Doitsu?
Daemon: Oui
Feli: ve
Ludwig: ….. *blushes*
Vamp: I DO NOT! *blush deepens*
Daemon: Sure you don't sis. *cough*denial*cough*
Vamp: *blush* I need to go take care of my shopping.
Daemon: How much blood you get this time?
Vamp: Oh I managed to get about three months' worth.
Lovi: Where the hell can you buy blood, bitch?
Vamp: Oh I know people who work for several blood banks. Daemon, Arisu says hi and she is coming over later.
Daemon: What? Really?
Vamp: Yes, she seems excited about meeting the countries.
Daemon: of course. Arisu is kinda creepy and an immortal witch.
Vamp: Yeah, I think she is on her weapon craze again.
Daemon: Again? Great.
Vamp: Yeah, now we need to start the next game.
Suddenly a chainsaw is heard.
Daemon: Shit, Arisu is here.
Everyone: ….
Vamp: Hi Arisu
Arisu: *walking in* hello there victims.
Daemon: Arisu cut it out. We are not killing them.
Vamp: You can kill France.
Arisu: Really? *evil grin*
Daemon: Not my boyfriend.
Vamp: Kay, now let's start the lie detector game. *hands out blank index cards*
Daemon: The rules are simple, come up with three statements about yourself. One must be a lie while the other two are true. When it is your turn read the three statements out loud and we will vote on which is the lie.
Vamp: Now let's start with Feli-chan.
Feli: ve, okay.
I like pasta.
I love Doitsu.
I have kissed my fratello.
Vamp: I think I know which one is the lie.
Daemon: I agree.
Vamp: Let's vote.
Everyone: The last one
Feli: ve, you are right.
Vamp: Damn that was too easy.
Feli: ve, only cause fratello won't let me.
Lovi: Why would I let my stupid brother kiss me?
Vamp: I think he meant the greeting not on the lips.
Feli: ve
Ludwig: …
Daemon: Your turn, mi amor
Francis: Oui
I love Daemon.
I am an excellent cook.
I am not a pervert.
Vamp: Well it's not obvious which one the lie is. *cough*too easy*cough*
Daemon: …
Arthur: Can we vote already.
Vamp + Daemon: Fine. I vote the last one.
Everyone except France: the last one
Francis: but I am not pervert *pouts* I am just spreading the love.
Arthur: No, that is you being a bloody pervert.
Daemon: Hey you bloody wanker, stop insulting my boyfriend.
Vamp: Enough fighting. Schwester your turn.
Daemon: *glaring at England* Fine
I am an amazing cook.
I love to collect strange things.
I have a collection of weapons.
Vamp: I think the last one is the lie.
Daemon: …
Francis: I vote the second one is the lie.
Arthur, Ludwig, Alfred, Mathew, Kiku, Roderich, Feli and Hungary: last one
Antonio, Lovi, Sadiq, and Gilbert: the second one
Heracles: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Daemon: I don't think he will be voting.
Vamp: Yeah, the lie was what schwester?
Daemon: The second statement was the lie.
Vamp: What? Shit!
Daemon: penalty time
Arthur, Ludwig, Alfred, Mathew, Kiku, Roderich, Feli, Vamp, and Hungary: ….
Daemon: All of you get to dress up as the thugs, Rapunzel, and Flynn from Tangled and sing "I hav've got a dream."
Arthur, Ludwig, Alfred, Mathew, Kiku, Roderich, Feli, Vamp, and Hungary: What?
Daemon: Just sing already.
Arthur, Ludwig, Alfred, Mathew, Kiku, Roderich, Feli, Vamp, and Hungary: Fine
Vamp: *music starts*
I'm malicious, mean and scary
My sneer could curdle dairy
And violence-wise my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look and my temper and my hook
I've always yearned to be a concert pianist
Can't you see me on the stage performing Mozart
Tickling the ivories till they gleam
Yep, I'd rather be called deadly for my killer show-tune medley
Cuz way down deep inside I've got a dream
All:
He's got a dream
He's got a dream
Vamp:
See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem
Though I do like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers
Like everybody else, I've got a dream
Roderich:
I've got scars and lumps and bruises
Plus something here that oozes
And let's not even mention my complexion
But despite my extra toes
And my goiter
And my nose
I really want to make a love connection
Can't you see me with a special little lady
Rowing in a rowboat down a stream
Though I'm one disgusting blighter
I'm a lover, not a fighter
Cuz way down deep inside I've got a dream
All:
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
Roderich:
And I know one day romance will reign supreme
Though my face leaves people screaming
There's a child behind it dreaming
Like everybody else, I've got a dream
Mathew:
Toll would like to quit and be a florist
Gunter does interior design
Urf is into mime
Attila's cupcakes are sublime
Bruiser knits
Killer sews
Ven does little puppet shows
And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns
Ludwig:
I have dreams like you, no really
Just much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tan and rested and alone
Surrounded by enormous piles of money
All:
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
Elizaveta:
I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam
And with every passing hour
I'm so glad I left my tower
Like all you lovely folks, I've got a dream
All:
She's got a dream
She's got a dream
They got a dream
We've got a dream
So our differences ain't really that extreme
We're one big team
Arthur, Alfred, Kiku, and Feli:
Call us brutal
Sick
Sadistic
And grotesquely optimistic
Cuz way down deep inside we've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
Yes, way down deep inside, I've got a dream
Yeah!
Vamp: I have an evil sister.
Daemon: You got it wrong so you had to face a penalty. Besides Feli was involved.
Vamp: *glares*
Daemon: your turn Vamp.
Vamp: ja
I go crazy without blood.
When pissed off you better run.
My demon blood is strong.
Daemon: third one
Everyone else: third one
Vamp: You went with Daemon's answer.
Everyone except Daemon: …..
Vamp: you were right damn it. Luddy your turn.
Ludwig: *sighs* ja
I have a stick for a friend.
There is no "collection".
I have only one friend.
Vamp: I know the lie.
Daemon: ….
Everyone: The second one
Ludwig: …..
Vamp: I guess that means we were right.
Ludwig: *blushes* ja
Vamp: Lovi- chan, your turn.
Lovi: It is Lovino, bitch! Why should I play this stupid game?
Vamp: Would you prefer a penalty instead?
Lovi: …
Vamp: So you will play?
Lovi: Fine, bitch
I don't love Spain.
I hate the potato bastard.
I hate these games.
Vamp: Should we even bother to vote?
Daemon: non, it is obviously the first one.
Everyone else: I agree
Lovi: Damn bastards
Antonio: You don't love me? *gloom cloud*
Lovi: *blushes* Ti amo, bastardo
Antonio: You do love me! *smiles happily*
Daemon: Greece, your turn
Heracles: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Vamp: *stomach growls* Damn. I guess it is time for a break. Iggy can you make me some fish and chips?
Arthur: *looks hopeful* Really?
Vamp: *rolling eyes* yes really now make me some food. *eyes flash red*
Arthur: I'll be right back. *runs off happily*
Arthur soon returns with fish and chips
Vamp: *munching on food*
Daemon: *shudders*
Vamp: hmm, not bad Iggy
Daemon: Ugh, how can you eat that?
Vamp: What is your problem? It is edible.
Daemon: *shudders*
Vamp: *walks off to clean up*
Daemon: Oh Kiku~
Kiku: H-Hai
Daemon: I have something for you.
Kiku: Hai
Daemon: here drink this *hands drink*
Kiku: *hesitantly drinks* *cat ears and tail appear on him* ….
Vamp: *walking back in* Why does Kiku have a tail?
Kiku: Nani?
Daemon: Now Greece will stay awake for a while.
Vamp: How long does the potion last?
Daemon: Three hours
Vamp: *sighs* Sorry Kiku.
Daemon: *takes picture*
Vamp: Hey Kiku, did you bring what I asked for?
Kiku: Hai *hands a box to Vamp*
Vamp: Yay more yaoi!
Daemon: So that is how you get your yaoi?
Vamp: verdammt
Daemon: Kiku, why do provide her yaoi, but not me?
Vamp: I ordered it weeks ago.
Daemon: Really?
Kiku: H-Hai
Daemon: Okay. Time to wake up Greece.
Vamp: Hey say Turkey don't hurt the kitty.
Daemon: TURKEY, DON'T KICK KITTY!
Heracles: *wakes up* huh?
Kiku: *sits in Greece's lap*
Heracles: Kitty?
Vamp: Greece your turn
Heracles: What are we playing?
Kiku: I already prepared your card for you, Greece- san.
Vamp + Daemon: Awwww
Daemon: What to see Germany chibi?
Vamp: You have one for that?
Daemon: Hai
Vamp: Yes
Daemon: Luddy, drink this *hands cup*
Ludwig: What is it?
Vamp: German Beer
Ludwig: …
Vamp: It should be fine. My sister doesn't poison people.
Ludwig: Then I'll drink it *drinks potion*
Vamp: Greece time to read your card.
Ludwig: *turns chibi* What happened?
Gilbert: Keseseses, West you've been chibified.
Vamp: Huh? *sees chibi!Germany* SO CUTE *huggles chibi!Germany*
Daemon: *glances at France* I guess that proves our point.
Francis: Oui
Vamp: Huh? Greece read now.
Greece: ….
I like cats.
I like Japan.
Turkey is my friend.
Vamp: The lie is obviously the last one.
Sadiq: Damn right I am not his friend.
Feli: ve, Vamp could you please let Doitsu go?
Vamp: Oh, yeah *sets chibi!Germany down*
Ludwig: *turns back*
Vamp: Who is next?
Daemon: No one. They all left.
Vamp: Damn it. Next game I'll get them.
Daemon: Yes we will
Feli: So the game is over, ve?
Vamp: Yep for now.
Daemon: till next game. *evilly smirks*
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