Disclaimer: As stated before I don't own Hetalia or any songs used. I also don't own show or music referenced in this chapter.
I use Google translate for all languages. If something is translated wrong please let me know. We are switching to human names for now. Other chapters may be by country name instead. It will differ from chapter to chapter.
I have Romania join for this chapter. I don't have a human name for him so I will use his country name instead. Well enough chit chat. On with the story. Enjoy and please review.
Double Teamed Demon Style
Chapter Four: Word Builder Drinking Game
Vamp and Daemon:
I feel irrational
So confrontational
To tell the truth I am
Getting away with murder
It isn't possible
To never tell the truth
But the reality is I'm getting away with murder
(Getting away, Getting away, Getting away)
Everyone except hostesses: …
Vamp: *eyes turn red* Well, well if it isn't the nations who ran out on our little game.
Daemon: Yes, now time for a little punishment round before the fun begins.
Everyone who left: *shudders*
Vamp: Now for punishment, all nations who left will be spending time with Daemon.
Daemon: In my state of the art torture room.
Everyone who left: … Please save us Vamp.
Vamp: Nein, you left during our little game. *smirks evilly* Have fun Daemon. Oh and don't kill them. We need them for the next game.
Daemon: I won't.
One hour later Daemon returns with Gilbert, Mathew, Alfred, and Arthur.
Arthur: Why was Kiku and Antonio spared?
Vamp: Kiku helped Heracles and Antonio was taking a siesta.
Daemon: And no one should disturb his siesta.
Gilbert: That is unawesome.
Daemon: Want to go back to the torture room?
Gilbert: *shudders* Nein
Vamp: *eyes return to normal* The next game is *pauses and looks at a list* Word builder drinking game.
Ludwig: There is a list of games?
Vamp: Ja
Ludwig: …
Feli: ve, can I see it?
Vamp: Sorry Feli, only hostesses may see this list.
Feli: ve, okay *pouts a little*
Daemon: The rules are simple. Begin the game by saying a letter. The next player thinks of a word that begins with that letter (but will not say it aloud) and says the second letter in that word. The next player thinks of a word that begins with those two letters, and says the third letter. The person who finishes a word must take a drink. If you can't finish a word then you must drink.
Vamp: Sounds fun. We have a variety of drinks for each round. Oh yeah before I forget Romania will join us for this game. *opens a portal and Romania walks out*
Romania: Hello
Vamp: Yay! A fellow vampire
Everyone: …
Alfred: *shudders* D-Does he have to be h-here?
Daemon: Oh goody, Alfie is scared. *smirks evilly*
Alfred: The hero is never scared.
Vamp: And to answer your question yes he does have to be here. One of our precious reviewers wanted him here and let's bring that reviewer here. Introducing Myrna.
A five foot tall girl with shoulder-length pink hair and violet-blue eyes enters.
Myrna: Hello there.
Daemon: Welcome to the tort- I mean game.
Vamp: Glad to have you here. Love the name by the way.
Myrna: Thank you
Nations: *sweat drop*
Vamp: Now let's start. Myrna please start the game.
Myrna: With pleasure *smirk*
Nations: …
Myrna: The first letter is J.
Daemon: Can I go next? Please.
Vamp: Ja
Daemon: *thinks of word* Ji
Vamp: *looks at Daemon confused*
Daemon: Who wants to go next?
Francis: I'll go next
Vamp: Fine
Francis: Jin
Vamp: Hey that finishes a word.
Daemon: I'll go get the drink.
Daemon quickly dashes to the kitchen and soon returns with a cup.
Francis: *drinks* Hm red wine
Vamp: *telepathically to Daemon* You didn't give him something worse?
Daemon: *telepathically to Vamp* Just watch
All nations breathe a sigh of relief when nothing happens to Francis. Suddenly a change over comes Francis.
Francis: *chibified* What happened?
Daemon: Just chibified you *pauses* SO CUTE *huggles chibi!Francis and places him in her lap*
Francis: honhonhon
Vamp: *glares* Really schwester?
Daemon: What's wrong?
Vamp: *rolls eyes* Whatever, next round. Luddy your turn.
Ludwig: It is Ludwig.
Feli: But you let me call you that when we are alone. ve
Lovi: What are you doing with the damn potato bastard?
Feli: ve, We do the same things you and Antonio do.
Lovi: *blushes* How the hell-
Antonio: You know his room is next to ours.
Daemon: SPAMANO! Is Lovi the uke?
Antonio: Uke?
Daemon: *whispers in ear explanation*
Antonio: Si, my little tomato is so cute.
Lovi: Don't call me a tomato!
Vamp: Aww, Lovi-Chan doesn't want us to know something.
Daemon: That's too bad, Little Tomato Uke.
Lovi: *blushes* SHUT UP DEMON BITCH!
Daemon: Thanks for the compliment.
Vamp: *giggles*
Lovi: *glares*
Suddenly a knock is heard at the door. Daemon runs off to answer the door.
Daemon: Hey Vamp, guess who is here.
Vamp: Is it our disturbing little sister?
Daemon: Oui, she has arrived. *smirks evilly*
Everyone except hostesses: ….
A girl with long, white hair and lizard-like eyes, one blue and the other brown.
Dragon: H-Hi there.
Vamp and Daemon: DRAGON! *glomps*
Dragon: KO
Ivan: Kolkolkol
Vamp: Oh shit, Ivan is here.
Daemon: Damn it! I am calling Belarus.
Ivan: Kolkolkol *runs away*
Dragon: KO
Vamp: Maybe we shouldn't have glomped her.
Daemon: *grabs chains from nowhere* Chain Time.
Everyone except Daemon: …..
Vamp: Um, I hope she doesn't wake up pissed off.
Daemon: I agree. *chains Dragon to a chair*
Dragon: *wakes up* Why the hell am I chained up? *eyes turn silver*
Vamp: Daemon did it.
Daemon: ….
Dragon transforms into a small dragon and escapes the chains.
Dragon: Daemon, I will deal with you later.
Daemon: ….
Myrna: We are getting off track.
Vamp: You're right. Luddy start the next word.
Ludwig: *sighs* Ja, The letter is L
Feli: ve, okay. *pauses* ve, my head hurts. Doitsu make it stop.
Ludwig: Feliciano, just think of a letter.
Vamp: Luddy that is against the rules.
Ludwig: Oh
Daemon: *whispers* Lovi
Feli: ve, okay I got one. Thanks Daemon.
Daemon: *sharpens a knife*
Feli: ve, Doitsu I'm scared
Vamp: Enough schwester.
Daemon: *pouts*
Feli: ve, Lo
Vamp: Lou
Dragon: Lous
Lovi: Why should I, stupid bitches?
Daemon: Torture room
Lovi: …. I don't know, bitch
Vamp: Gotta drink now
Lovi: …. Fine, bitch *drinks Gender-bend Potion*
Antonio: Lovi, my little tomato is so cute.
Vamp: What a shock, Lovi makes a good girl
Lovi: Shut up bitch *turns back*
Daemon: Damn it! I haven't perfected it yet.
Lovi: Ha you fail demon bitch
Daemon: Shut up you cute little tomato
Lovi: SHUT UP EVIL DEMON BITCH
Vamp: ENOUGH
Dragon: SHUT UP! I WAS NAPPING!
Daemon: *curls up next to Francis and sleeps*
Vamp: *smirks* let's take a quick break *runs over to Feli* Hey Feli, what does this do?
Feli: ve?
Vamp: *pulls curl*
Feli: ve, P-P-please stop
Lovi: stop it perverted vampire bitch
Ludwig: No pulling on Feliciano's curl
Vamp: *runs with her vampire speed to Lovi and pulls curl*
Lovi: CHIGI
Antonio: No one touches my Lovi's curl
Vamp: hahaha, this is fun. *runs to Alfred and pulls on Nantucket*
Alfred: *blushes*
Vamp: *sees Ludwig and Antonio glaring* Oh shit
Ludwig and Antonio: *slowly advance toward Vamp*
Vamp: Come on, Luddy. It was to see what their reaction would be. You can't take down a vampire, anyway. *eyes turn red*
Ludwig and Antonio: *go back to their seats* don't do it again.
Daemon: *waking up* let's change the game a little.
Vamp: *smirks* Okay schwester
Nations: ….
Vamp: okay the new rules are the person starts by saying a word and the next player says a word that begins with the last letter of the previous word. No repeats. The person who can't think of a word must take a drink of whatever the previous player picks.
Nations: ….
Kiku: are you talking about the game of letters?
Vamp: Hai, it is similar to that game. The drinks are now penalties. *smirks*
Daemon: Dragon should go first.
Dragon: Motherfucker
Daemon: Raggy
Vamp: A Scooby Doo reference? Why?
Daemon: Cause I can
Alfred: That is one of my shows.
Vamp + Daemon: Shut up Alfie!
Alfred: ….
Francis: It is my turn, non?
Vamp: *sigh* Ja, pervert
Francis: Yell
Vamp: Next is our guest hostess.
Myrna: Lesbian
Romania: Necrophilia
Arthur: Angel
Alfred: Lion
Mathew: Nuthouse
Nations: Who is Mathew?
Vamp: not again.
Daemon: Mathew repeat what you said please.
Mathew: okay, Nuthouse
Gilbert: The awesome me knows an awesome word. Ecstasy.
Vamp: My turn *smirks* YAOI! Luddy your turn.
Ludwig: *sighs* Ja *pauses* Innocent
Vamp: Come on guys, it is M for a reason. You can be more vulgar.
Francis: honhonhon
Vamp: Except for Francis.
Arthur: Why the bloody hell are you encouraging vulgar language.
Dragon: Perverted much?
Vamp: Nein, I am bored with all the innocent words. We need more dirtier words and swears.
Daemon: You are out of your fucking mind.
Feli: ve, is it my turn?
Vamp: Ja
Feli: ve, what letter is it supposed to start with again?
Ludwig: T
Feli: Grazie Ludwig *pauses* Training
Vamp: Damn Luddy, what do you have drilled into his head?
Ludwig: He always slacks off during training.
Feli: That is because training is too hard.
Daemon: So what kind of "training" do you go through?
Ludwig: *blush* it is not like that
Gilbert: kesesesesese
Vamp, Daemon, and Ludwig: Shut up
Gilbert: You are just jealous of the awesome me
Vamp: *eyes turn red* Do you value your five meters? *holds up a katana*
Gilbert: ….
Vamp: *eyes turn back to normal* That is what I thought *puts katana away*
Daemon: Let's take a break. I am a little thirsty.
Vamp: I am too. Let's go get some drinks for everyone. And there will be nothing wrong with them.
Everyone except hostess: *sighs in relief*
Vamp and Daemon enter the kitchen. A tray of drinks floats out of the kitchen followed by two odd colored cats. The first cat has red fur and red eyes. The second cat has black and red fur and emerald green eyes.
Feli: ve, kitties
Ludwig: I didn't know they owned cats.
Dragon: They don't.
Myrna: How did they get in then?
Vamp: *black and red cat* Easy we were already here.
Daemon: *red cat jumps into Francis's lap* Yes we were already here.
Vamp: *jumps into Ludwig's lap* This is form is so much fun.
Ludwig: *shocked* T-t-the cat just spoke.
Vamp: *turns back into back to normal* that happens to be my favorite demon ability. Thank god I have enough demon blood for this little ability. *turns into a chibi version of Ludwig*
Daemon: *in cat form* turn back into a cat
Vamp: Okay *turns back into a cat and curls up in Ludwig's lap* Let's continue the game now.
Kiku: Um, Vamp-chan, it is Heracles turn.
Vamp: *looks up* then wake him up. And Kiku drop the chan. You can just call me Vamp.
Kiku: Hai *meows in Heracles ear*
Heracles: zzzz… Kitty
Kiku: Your turn *whispers a word to Heracles*
Heracles: Greek
Vamp: Kiku~
Kiku: Hai
Vamp: *jumps off Ludwig's lap and turns back to normal* Now the first time helping Heracles was fine, but now I have to punish you. *walks into kitchen and grabs neko potion. Walks back out*
Kiku: ….
Vamp: Drink this and then go put this outfit on *hands a paper bag*
Kiku: Hai *drinks potion and grows cat ears and a tail*
Vamp: Now go get changed.
Kiku: Hai *changes into a Japanese schoolgirl outfit* This is improper *blushes*
Heracles: zzzzzzzzzzz
Vamp: How cute, Kiku. Now will you help Heracles again?
Kiku: No
Daemon: What a submissive kitty uke
Kiku: ….
Vamp: MOVING ON! The next letter is K. And Kiku you are wearing that outfit for the rest of the chapter and also it is your turn.
Kiku: Hai, Kurosaki
Vamp: Did I just hear a Bleach reference?
Daemon: KENPACHI ZARAKI
Vamp: IGHIGO KUROSAKI
Everyone except Vamp and Daemon: ….
Vamp and Daemon: What?
Ludwig: These hostesses are crazy.
Vamp: *eyes turn red* What was that Luddy?
Gilbert: Run now West
Ludwig: Was? *notices Vamp's eyes*
Vamp: Luddy, you don't know crazy
Daemon: You wouldn't want to kill your favorite now, would you?
Vamp: Huh? *realizes what Daemon said* Was? *eyes return to normal and blushes*
Francis: honhonhon
Daemon: *snickers*
Vamp: Shut up *blush darkens*
Myrna: Shouldn't we continue?
Vamp: oh yeah, sorry The next letter is I. Lovi your turn.
Lovi: I refuse to play this fucking game.
Daemon: *smile and runs off to the kitchen*
Vamp: Oh no
Daemon: *skipping* Lovi drink this *eyes turn lavender*
Vamp: Lovi you better do as she says
Lovi: Why would I, pale bitch?
Daemon: *pulls out a knife* Lovi ~ please drink *creepy Russia smile*
Lovi: *shaking* Fine, demon bitch
Daemon: *eyes returns to normal* yay!
Lovi: *drinks* What the hell is this?
Vamp: Smells like prune juice *looks disgusted*
Lovi: *runs to bathroom*
Daemon: 5 4 3 2 1
Lovi: *chibified* What the hell did you do to me?
Vamp: Sis? You added chibi potion to it?
Daemon: Hai *smiles happily*
Antonio: Lovi you look so cute
Lovi: Shut up tomato bastard. I am not cute!
Vamp and Daemon: Kawaii!
Lovi: Shut up demon bitches
Dragon: We need to move on.
Vamp: oh yes *picks up chibi Lovi* Antonio sit back down
Antonio: *sees Vamp walking towards him with a struggling Lovi* Si *quickly sits down*
Lovi: Put me down pale bitch!
Vamp: Nein *sets Lovi on Antonio's lap* Now sit there for the rest of the chapter.
Lovi: Stupid pale bitch *settles down on Antonio's lap glaring*
Vamp: Antonio it's your turn.
Antonio: Si, what was the letter?
Daemon and Dragon: I
Antonio: Indecent
Vamp: How did you come up with that one?
Antonio: Well Gilbert and Francis are always being arrested for it.
Daemon: What about you?
Antonio: *shrugging* once or twice
Dragon: Do you even know what that means?
Antonio: Should I?
Vamp, Daemon, and Dragon: ….
Ludwig: I don't many times I had to bail those three out for indecent exposure.
Vamp: Poor Luddy. You had to suffer seeing Francis's vital regions.
Ludwig: Ja *shudder*
Vamp: Well that ends this game.
Lovi: Finally, can we go home yet, pale bitch?
Vamp: *eyes turn red* Nein!
Everyone except Daemon, Dragon, and Vamp: ….
Daemon: *snickers*
Dragon: Till next game *smirks*
Thank you Myrna Maeve for your drink ideas. I loved the variety. Join us next time for The "New Name" Party Game. Send us your ideas for names we can use to use for the countries. You can give the hostesses names as well. The drinks are now punishment for this next game. So you can also give suggestions on drinks. Also any punishment suggestions for making a mistake in the game will be considered. Dragon is a permanent hostess now. We are currently taking guest appearances. Remember, if you wish to appear in a game than send us a description of what you want to look like and what name you wish to go by in a review. All guest appearances will be temporary for each chapter. This may change, I'm not entirely sure yet. Till next time Vampchick2010 and YoujiZero out.
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