Trip to Hawaii

Once they got to the mall, the Titans decided split up to find their things. Cyborg just sat down near a restaurant. "I'll just chill by the food court. I don't think they got anything in my size anyway." "Alright, but don't eat too much like you did last time, okay," said Robin. "Just chill, I won't eat much." "Promises, promises," said Raven.

Robin and Beast Boy went to find some trunks. The girls went the opposite direction. Over in the men's section, the boys started talking.

Beast Boy started off first. "Dude, please tell me your going to finally ditch the mask." Robin shook his head. "Not going to happen, Beast Boy. I'm all for no uniforms, but this mask is never coming off. Period." Beast Boy started to laugh a little. Then a little laugh turned into a huge one, while Robin was wondering what was so funny. Robin asked 5 times what was so funny, which only made Beast Boy laugh harder, which only made Robin more annoyed. Finally, he just got fed up. "For the last time, what is so funny?" Beast Boy finally calmed down a little before explaining his reason for laughing. "I was just thinking about how you would look if you got a tan while wearing that thing." Robin raised an eyebrow. "What?" He started to imagine what Beast Boy was talking about, then he started to cringe at the thought. "Second thought: maybe I'll just stay here." "Hey Rob, it can't be that embarrassing." Robin glared at Beast Boy. "This coming from the guy who lives to embarrass himself." "Just don't stay out in the sun too long. Every now and then, just find a shady area." Robin had a shocked look on his face. "Did you just have a good idea right there?" "What? I'm not totally brain-dead."

Over in the girl's section, Starfire and Raven were arguing over something. Starfire was trying to get Raven to do something which made Raven want to puke: she tried to get Raven to wear a pink bathing suit. "But Raven, it would look so cute. Please try it." "Okay, 2 things: 1) I hate pink, and 2) I don't do cute. The day that I wear that is the day I finally laugh at one of Beast Boy's jokes." Starfire tried to understand what Raven meant. "So if I understand correctly,…you'll never wear this?" "Exactly." Then Starfire saw a black 2-piece suit. She picked it up and showed to Raven. Raven just looked at Star like she was crazy. "Maybe you'd prefer-" "NO!" By now, the whole entire store was looking at Raven. Frustrated, Raven took Starfire outside of the store for a brief moment. "Now, Starfire, I'm only going to say this once. If you buy me anything that's pink or a 2-piece, I will rip it apart. I want it to be black, blue, or purple, and in one piece. Have I made myself clear?" Starfire just stood there with a frightened look in her eyes. She new Raven wasn't kidding about what she said she would do. Starfire just nodded and backed off. Then she found a black one piece bathing suit. "Does this pertain to what you are describing?" "Now you're getting it."

After finding all of their things, the four met up at the cash register. They were greeted by a 30 something year old lady who didn't even say a word while scanning the items. Once she finished, she finally spoke. "That'll be $120.45, please." Robin reached into his pocket. However, instead of feeling the leather covering of a wallet, he only felt his fingers slip through a hole in his pocket. So he tried his other pocket, just hoping that it was in there, but his hopes sank. "Um, I seem to have lost my wallet. Is there anyway we can get this free?" The clerk just stared at him. "You're kidding, right?" Robin still tried to find a way to reason with the woman. "Look, don't you have some kind of discount for heroes? I mean, we keep your city safe for crying out loud." Beast Boy tried to get Robin's attention but with no luck. "Um, Robin?" Robin continued to speak. "Because of that, I think we deserve this stuff free."

Starfire tried. "Robin?"

Robin still wouldn't listen. He just kept talking. "I don't understand why they don't do that for superheroes!"

Raven tried. "Robin?"

Still no success. "What do I have to do, fall on my knees and beg!"

Finally they all screamed, "ROBIN!" He turned around and looked at them. "What?" Raven spoke. "Did you check your utility belt?" Robin's eyes went wide. He checks his utility belt, and what does he find? His wallet. After recovering from pure embarrassment and making a complete idiot of himself, he paid the clerk and apologized.

They started heading to the food court to find Cyborg. "I've never been so embarrassed in my life." "Nice going, Fearless Leader," Raven said sarcastically. Beast Boy tried to cheer him up. "Don't sweat it, dude. I've done more embarrassing things than you have." Instead, his words had no effect. "Was that supposed to make me feel better, because it's not working." Once they arrived at the food court, they couldn't find Cyborg anywhere. They had a feeling they knew where he was. They were right. Cyborg had eaten to much, so now he was throwing up. Beast Boy decided to check on his friend. It was a big mistake. "I just know I'm going to regret this. Hey Cy, are you alri-WHOA!" The next thing the other three knew, Beast Boy ran out of the bathroom faster than a rocket. Robin decided to check it out. He felt a little more confident about it. "Come on. I'm sure it's not that bad." Oh, how mistaken he was. The girls saw the door open, followed by Robin fainting from the smell. "Um, something tells me Cyborg's not driving," said Raven. Beast Boy started jumping up and down with excitement. "I'll drive! I'll drive!"