Who knew
Chapter 2

Winter Wonder-hell

WARNING! There is Yaoi and personalities of the characters are basically thrown away at points. If Yaoi (Boy on Boy romance) and OOC-ness Does not appeal to you, please do not read this.

Couples:

Kai X Tyson, Ray X Max, Bryan X Michael, Mariah X Spencer, Kenny X Emily

Mentioned:

Kevin X Daichi, Hilary X Salima

Genre: Romance, Humor, Parody, Friendship

"We're snowed in!" Tyson cried pointing to the dark wall of snow that covered the entire doorway and possibly more. The group panicked, as Emily and Kenny moved in for a closer look. According to Kenny's Analysis, the snow was only three feet thick, but Emily believed it could span to up to 2 meters from the doorway. Both of them agreed that the mound of snow piled itself up above the roof of the dojo. Trying to prove her point to the smaller and more feminine male nerd, Emily pushed her way through, and burrowed deep into the snow to create another exit.

"Won't she freeze?" Max offered uselessly.

"She's in a short skirt and a t-shirt, no WAY she'll freeze." Lee stated sarcastically, sticking his finger on Max's forehead, planting a sticker of a unicorn on his brow. A few moments of the odd yawn among the silence came a cry from behind a now collapsed tunnel of snow.

"She's trapped in the snow!" Max, once again stated the obvious. The little shrew of a nerd dropped his precious laptop and thrusted his arms forward to push his way to the teenage girl. Due to carelessness, the tunnel collapsed behind him as well, leaving him to be trapped with the fiery haired girl.

"Kenny!" Emily exclaimed, pulling him in close for a tearful embrace. "The snow has covered the city! We're trapped here until it melts!." The two glance behind them, noticing the solid wall of snow that had collapsed like the walls of secret catacombs situated under numerous tons of earth. The two tried digging, and pushing, and slapping each other, but nothing seemed to be able to plow through… perhaps using a larger shovel than the pocket sized toy shovel they used would be more effective. The two centimeter wide plastic toy would not suffice as a proper digging method…

"Emmy?" Kenny exclaimed, his palms begin to sweat. "I should have told you long ago…" His hands clasped around hers and he pulled her in close. "I…."

"Yes… Kenny?" Emily's eyes focused on where his eyes should have been as they shared a longing gaze…. Or that's what could be assumed.

"I… pee myself when I'm nervous…" Kenny said, lip quivering "I'm also a distance peepee-er ." Emily pulled away noticing his trousers beginning to darken, as she noticed the liquid leaking passed his legs….

"On three…One…"

"Two…" Max and Ray gave each other a nod as both of them screamed:

"SEVEN!" Tyson slapped his own face, hoping the others would go insane and kill him off first.

"three…" Tyson whispered.

"THREE!" The two of them finally yelled, the two of them charged full forced towards the snow, feeling so powerful and epic as they felt the wind rush through their hair. Just as they reached the edge, they stopped abruptly, scratching the surface of the snow with their pointer finger. Ray, being frustrated, took off his shoe and began using his big toe as well, but to no avail.

"Well, we've done all we can do." Max shrugged. Tyson growled, as he redirected his attention the wall of snow turning a pale yellow.

"Oh Tyson!" Michael sobbed. "It's so nice of you to paint our new wall for us."

"I think that's…" Tyson paused.

"YELLOW SNOW!" Kai burst out, pointing and jumping up and down. "I'LL MAKE MILLIONS!" From the warmth of the urine, the snow melted, once again collapsing right after the duo made in back inside.

"Hey Emily!"

"Hey Max!"

"Did you bring me back some snow cones from your vacation?"

"Vacation?"

"I thought that's where you went…" Max poked his fingers together innocently, somewhat upset to know Emily left on a twelve minute vacation and didn't bring him back a souvenir.

"Wow…" Emily commented. "That was A LOT of pee."

"Thank you!" The room remained silent as Kenny smirked with pride. "it's my specialty dish! Snow et le jaune!"

"NO! YELLOW SNOW IS MY SPECIALTY MEAL!" Kai whined. Everyone was silenced as they refused to discuss who's specialty dish yellow snow was.

Shortly after, Bryan returned from his bathroom break he had taken a few moments before.

"Hey Bryan!"

"What's up, Max" Bryan began to wonder why the strange blonde was all of a sudden talking to him.

"Did you bring me back a balloon animal from your vacation?"

"What vacation?"

"The one you were just on." Max pouted, very upset that both Emily and Bryan went on vacation for a few minutes and didn't bring anything back for him.

A moment later, Emily and Kenny explain the snow situation, as Tyson declares the first order of business to be making food.

"Uhh… What do you have?" Max inquired, glaring at Emily shortly after. "I know snow cones and balloon animals are out of the question."

"What about… our clothes?" Mariah suggested… suggestively.

"How about Mariah's bra?" Spencer drooled.

"This couch looks like a meat loaf!" Ray spontaneously took a large bite of couch leather, while Kai spontaneously slapped him.

'Great!' Tyson thought. 'What am I going to tell Grandpa when he sees a giant bite mark in the couch?'

"How about Kevin's butt? He's surely used it enough to last a life time since he got here." Lee suggested, rushing to the bathroom to press a 'My Little Pony' sticker to Kevin's Butt.

Tyson became fed up with the group, shouting: "I hope you know I have enough food in here to last us at least a month, right? I was asking you what you want to eat, not WHO to eat." After storming into the kitchen, Tyson whipped up enough food for them all and every one of them pigged out. For the first time since the championship his team fell apart, Tyson had no appetite. Kai was the only one who was on his mind. He was supposed to let him go, but it too difficult to bear. He was so deeply in love with him, it was impossible to shake the feeling. Tyson knew, however, that in order to make Kai happy, he needed to let everything go.

"PASS THE MAYO! AndthemustardsinceI'." Max mumbled. He got his wish as he was nearly impaled by the hurtling of both the condiments at his head. Finally settling down, the mass of teens decided to get acquainted with the ones they would be trapped with.

"So…" Michael began, trying to start up conversation with the silver haired Russian. "You… have… a face…."

"I see you do too."

"We haven't spoken much…"

"hm." Bryan stated plainly.

"… You're a jerk."

"Says the egotistical American who throws balls at people and calls it a sport." Michael growled under his breath as he redirected his attention to a certain black haired teen behind Bryan. Poking his finger strongly against Bryan's temple, he simply stated: "Apricot."

"Pardon me?"

"I meant eggplant, but whatever." Lee sauntered away once more as the two stared in shock.

"Who knew Americans were polite? I thought you would tell them to F off or something." Bryan snickered, removing the surprisingly out-of-theme sticker of a puppy dog.

"So… erm… Do you like Pokemon? It was my favorite show as a child." Michael mentioned, breaking the awkward silence. Bryan opened his eyes, and uncrossed his arms, seemingly about to go on a rant.

"OMG I LOVE POKEMON! IT'S THE BEST THING EVER! IT'S LIKE SO EPICALLY AWESOME! I WANT THE NEW POKEMON BLACK2 AND WHITE2 RIGHT AWAY. I WANT TO FREAKING MARRY ASH. HE'S SO SEXY WITH THAT EPIC BASEBALL CAP AND THAT LOUD ATTITUDE. HE SHOULD MARRY ME. HE. SHOULD. BE. MARRIED. TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Bryan breathed. Michael's eyes widened at the interesting outburst the Russian had just caused. "OMG! You should meet the Pencimon!"

"Penci….mon?"

"Pencil Monsters!" Bryan yelled proudly, pulling out four small pencils. The taller one was graphite… parody of Ash. The others had Pokémon features carved into them with interesting names such as Pencil-chu, Eracaur (Ivysaur's alter ego)and Drawmander. Michael was amused with his little game and continued to remain intrigued, wondering if he should get mental help for the man. Bryan soon introduced Michael to his pencil Village complete with Old lady Shavings, Little bobby lead, and Barbara.

Meanwhile, the red haired Russian had scoped out a little potted plant with lush leaves and fertile soil surrounding it. He took the liberty to water every inch where each root may be, and even rake the soil with a tiny rake from Kenny's mini-tool toy set. He then smoothed out the soil around the plant and took in the waft of the perfume that emanated from it.

"KUMQUAT!" A loud voice screamed as a baseball was whipped at Tala's head, knocking him into the plant and smashing the pot.

"MICHAEL!" Tala sobbed. "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! It's okay baby… Daddy'll take care of you." Tala collected the plant from under the rubble, his eyes widening with tears as he whipped the plant against the wall. "WHAT KIND OF IDIOT PLANTS FAKE FLOWERS IN THEIR HOUSE?"

"My grandpa…?" Tyson laughed nervously. Tala scared him… a lot.

"Well I hope he dies a slow….painful death, in the arctic depths of Russia!" Tala cried. And with that, he stormed away.

"So.. er … Ray?" Spencer tried to talk. "I'm sorry for scaring you yester-"

"DEAAAAMOONNNNSSSSSSSSS!" Ray screamed, not even turning around.

"Ray! Calm down!" Riah exclaimed. "You're scaring the poor thing!" Mariah walked up and cuddled close to the Russian who was now on the ground from the fear Ray had caused him. He didn't want Ray to not like him. It wasn't fair!

The others began to acquaint themselves with one and other for about another hour before they got sick of sitting and talking.

"I got feminine issues. I will be right back." Mariah exclaimed quite openly. She quickly made her way to one of the remaining two bathrooms. "Hey there sexy." She exclaimed, finally alone. "Finally, just some alone time between you and I." Mariah leaned forward seductively and pressed her lips firmly against the mirror.

"You're such a good kisser." She announced after a few moments of making out with her reflection. "Hang on a sec, the toilets getting jealous of us." Mariah walked up to the toilet and gave it an almighty kick in the bowls. Noticing it wasn't working, Mariah placed a stick of dynamite into the mouth of the toilet and lit the wick…

"Mariah's been gone for a while… has she not?" Lee exclaimed.

"HOT LESBIAN ACTION!" Spencer jumped up and down referring to Mariah's love affair with her reflection. The room went silent and then loudened once more to most of the guys pushing each other trying to get to the bathroom to catch a glimpse. They were only silenced by a loud boom noise coming from the bathroom.

"Uhh Mariah…?" Ray exclaimed, pointing at the direction of the girl exiting the exploded washroom. "Had too many beans?"

"The toilet just exploded. I don't know how." Mariah shrugged, genuinely not grasping the concept of 'the dynamite go boom'. "It must have exploded with jealousy or envy or something."

"CRAP!" Spencer exclaimed. "I have to pee!" He was followed by a series of 'so do I's' and all of them ran to line up at the last free washroom. All but Tyson, who could care less, and Lee, who decided to pee in the same washroom as Kevin was in, had ran off.

Tyson was alone once again. Alone with his thoughts. FINALLY He could go practice. And so he did… for the next hour and a half while he waited for the washroom squad to figure out how to make a single-file line. For the rest of the day, they attempted to cope with one and other, trying to work together to produce the meals and worked away for one and other. Lunch time had come and passed and Max and Ray sat closely together in one of the corners.

"Say, Max?" Ray rested his head on his buddy's shoulder. "Do you think I can put my bed next to yours tonight? I don't think I can sleep knowing there are demons on the premises."

"What demons, Ray?"

"The Butt demons that have found a home in Spencer."

"Ahh… "Max smirked in an unsure manner.

"So… erm…" Ray stuttered trying to make conversation. "You know… Tyson is really weird… you know? With his ideas… and being so calm… and…."

"His haircut…" Max added.

"I think it's pretty sexy." Ray stated plainly.

"Oh… Wait… what?"

"Did I not tell you…?" Ray smirked. "I'm Gay."

"Oh… wow that's surprising for you." Max whispered. Usually, this would be a happy time for Max, instead Max dreaded that Ray had taken a liking to Tyson. Even though, Max knew he had a chance with Ray now, He also knew that when Ray liked someone, it was genuine and he wouldn't let go of it until he was full out rejected.

"Sorry… I didn't know you were against-"

"No! No! I'm Gay myself."

"Well… isn't that something?" Ray smiled to himself. He now knew that Max was all his. He now just had to make like a tiger and pounce on his prey when the time was right.

"NAPTIME!" Tyson yelled, trying to get everyone to hopefully get some more sleep and to calm down a bit so he could work on his letters.

And so the room calmed down as everyone climbed into bed to take a nice long nap. Tyson snuck away to his room, in which he pulled out a fresh sheet of paper and began to write. He wrote for an hour, erasing, editing and combing through most of his paragraph until he deemed it perfect. until he began to read over another letter to Kai he would never send. Tyson did this every night, but this was the first time Tyson was so tempted to actually give the note to Kai himself.

"Kai,

I don't think you understand what you mean to me. I always had a sliver of hope that you had feelings for me, even if it would be as small as being my friend. However, when I actually got my wish, you became the one person in my life that I trusted more than myself. It was then that I asked for more… I wanted you to be mine. I suppose it was then that I crossed the line and asked for too much. Now, I sit here wishing I had never laid eyes on you. I've caused you too much pain, and you deserve better. I only have one more thing to say, and that my friend is…

I love you."

Tyson did his regular ritual of folding the paper and filing it away. Every month, Tyson would steal his grandfather's lighter and burn each letter one by one in belief that somehow, the embers would send the written words right to Kai's ears. It was then that Tyson ran out of things to do, so he decided to creepily stare at Kai while he slept… as a friend. And so Tyson did. Kai's youthful face was currently without face paint, leaving soft and exposed pale skin for Tyson to touch. He never felt this feeling before, such an urge to do something so bad, however, Tyson climbed on top of the teen and pulled out a marker…

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY FACE! THEY'LL NEVER LET ME JOIN BALLET WITH A MARKER MUSTACHE ON MY FACE!" Spencer sobbed as both the other Russians patted the back of the ballerina that never could be. They never had the heart to tell Spence that Bryan had made the role of the swan princess. It'd break his heart.

"I couldn't help myself!" Tyson cried, remembering his actions of drawing a mustache on his face. Through the argument, a loud voice boomed:

"HIDE AND SEEK!" And so, the little blonde ran on his own command. Everyone looked around, confused as to why the boy was playing when no one else was. Only a couple minutes had passed as he returned into the room as if nothing had happened. "Hey guys!"

"Hey Max! Did you bring me anything back from your vacation?" Kai snickered, knowing that he was smart enough to use Max's logic against him.

"Yep! Here ya go!" Max handed a brand new mini tv to Kai. "My vacation was great! I got to swim with dolphins… and pet some sharks…. And drink some coconuts… And… and… Got balloon animals and Snow Cones. " Max chimed childishly listing the activities he did on his five minute vacation.

After everyone had gone and had done their own thing, Kai approached Tyson, tapping him on the shoulder. "Hey, I wanted to know if you wanted the tv… I live in the basement of this couple's house, and I won't be living there for much more time. So I want you to have it." Tyson's mind began to race. If Kai wasn't going to live there, where would he leave? That means there would be a chance he would move away and never come back. His lips seemed to move without question.

"W-why don't you live here… ya know… with Grandpa, Hiro and I?" Tyson shook with anticipation, just realizing that he invited Kai to live with him.

"You… really mean it?" Kai seemed beyond shocked at the generous offer. "I mean… You guys don't have an extra room and all…"

"You can stay in my room… Ya know… like old times." This time, Tyson was ready to kill himself. He needed to stop blurting things out.

"If… you want me to…" Kai said.

'oh no.' Tyson remembered it was going to be impossible for him to avoid Kai if he were living in his room! 'CRAP!'

"I'll stay then." Tyson swallowed hard. "Say… Have you seen Emily? I need to talk to her privately." His heart sunk. He knew it. Kai was in love with another person… And this person was a girl. He couldn't bare hiding his emotions, as Tyson scurried out of the dojo into the last bathroom. He locked himself in as he began to cry.

"What was that all about?" Tala inquired to Kai.

"No clue! I was just going to ask Emily to buy some batteries off of her."

"I better go see if he's okay." The red haired teen soon found himself it Tyson's bedroom, hoping to find the boy there. Flicking on the lamp, Tala glanced around the boy's room. The dull amber light cast shadows across the furniture as a glossy sheet of paper caught the light. He bent down, lifting up a photo of Tala's two friends in a tight embrace. On the back of the picture had two languages: Japanese and Russian. Quickly reading both, he realized that the Russian was Kai's writing. The Japanese was Tyson's stating the date it was taken, and a caption expressing Ty's love for the duel haired teen. Kai's writing also stated the date, however his caption was quite simple:

"The date the love of my life didn't know we had." Tala realized his friend's inability to write something meaningful, but somehow, it touched him. He had finally understood what was going on, and Tala was going to get the two of them together, even if it killed him... it meaning Kai.

Hello everyone! Crystal and Roxie back with another Chapter of Who knew! I hope you enjoyed and didn't get too confused… The Eggplant and Apricot conversation actually happened between us… So… Yeah… Don't ask. I hope you liked once again and don't forget to let us know how you liked it! Chapter 3 is on it's way! So look out for it!

Until next time! And don't forget to buy me a present when you go on your vacation!