Who knew
Chapter 3

They all fall down

WARNING! There is Yaoi and personalities of the characters are basically thrown away at points. If Yaoi (Boy on Boy romance) and OOC-ness Does not appeal to you, please do not read this.

Couples:

Kai X Tyson, Ray X Max, Bryan X Michael, Mariah X Spencer, Kenny X Emily

Mentioned:

Kevin X Daichi, Hilary X Salima

Genre: Romance, Humor, Parody, Friendship

SIDE NOTES: I know the idea behind Tyson's house layout is inaccurate because of the location of the dojo in relative to his room, but we can use our imaginations. (For those of you who didn't play attention to the layout in the anime or the video game, it is portrayed as separate from the main living area, but we chose to ignore this just for the sake of this story)

Also, I would like to clarify a few things. This story is going to be 5 chapters long, and there will be side fics every now and again. I promise we'll write more serious fics (such as Tyson X Kai type things) And some interesting ones featuring those we left out.

WARNING: THIS IS WHEN ALL THE INSANITY WILL BE UNLEASHED. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Crystal and Roxie are not responsible for any damages of the brains or plummeting of IQ from reading this story. (c)

CHAPTER 1 REVIEWS & our responces:

LittleMissSwager : I love this story! Plzz don't stop writing it! :D

Crystal: "I love this comment! Plzz don't stop reading/reviewing it! :D

Roxie: "Thank you sooooo much for the support :) we appreciate it! I promise you, we won't stop writing, not even after our 5 chapters are over. We'll do some side fics… and some more random fics that interlock with this one. Who knows… perhaps a sequel will be in order? Once again, thanks a ton ^_^"

Lightmare: DON'T STOP!, don't you DARE! love it.:)

Crystal: "I wouldn't DARE let Roxie stop! Thanks for the support :3"

Roxie: "We won't DARE stop! We have this whole story all planned out, and we won't stop for anything! Thank you for the support ^_^"

CHAPTER 2 REVIEWS & our responces:

Lightmare: DEMOONNSSSSS! ha! what's ray on and where can i get some! LOVE IT!

Crystal: "Well, I don't know what Ray is on… so… you know… DEAAAAAAMOOOOONNNNSSSSS! (Thanks for the support)"

Roxie: "^^^^^ The real question is what Crystal is on. I'm pretty sure Ray is just high on life… or… perhaps on that Tylenol he had just a few hours back… Either way, I'm glad you liked it! Thanks for the support :)"

Nazrita: This story is so busy, but I'm loving it! Especially all the random things that is going on. Max is just soooooo adorable!
Can't wait to see what Tala has planned for Tyson and Kai.
Really excited for the next chapter! And I got ya'll a snow globe from my "vacation"

Crystal: "Well, I agree with you! I think Max is adorable too! You know, since Roxie's an amazing writer and all (For the record, she wrote that, not me.) Oh, Tala has something planned… what? We don't even know right now… but we'll get to it. *procrastinates* Maybe next chapter… or maybe chapter 1323. Whichever comes last… Thank you for the snow globe and your support… but mainly the snowglobe."

Roxie: "I'm so glad you're enjoying it! I hope you like Chapter 3 as much ^_^ I love all the boys (All of them that I have an obsession with I made Gay…. I'm a little too over the top there XD. We're still figuring the whole Tala, Kai and Tyson situation… Actually, I think I have something planned… well… partially. We'll think of something.

Thank you for the snowglobe, and for your support. *Looks at snow globe, sees it has a forest scene in it* Cute! *pokes at snow globe* Hehe *Hands snow globe to Tala* Here ya go! *Tala smashes Snow globe claiming that he hates fake trees…* Uhhhh….. someone broke this….."

ANNNNNNND BEGIN!

The second night had come and passed and the entire group of lazy teens had already slept into the afternoon. The few that had woken up at dawn had quickly fallen asleep once more. Tyson had fallen into a sweet sleep, as far away from Kai as possible. Finally, he was alone again without any worry. His dreams were sweet yet uncontrolled fantasies of his former crush. It seemed as if everything had come true, however Tyson's dreams were rudely interrupted by a loud metallic tone which emanated from a gigantic brass instrument right next to his ear.

"AHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL SPENCE?"

"Morning Tyson! Did I wake you?"

"No Spencer, I'm yelling at you in my sleep because you blasted a tuba right in my ear while I was having an epic dream!"

"Oh.. Okay then! Tell dream Kai I said hey! He's way nicer in your dreams Tyson!" Spencer picked up the giant brass instrument and walked right out of the room. The blue haired teen was way too tired and cranky to even bother wondering where he got the tuba from… He lifted his hand to his face to rub the sleepiness from his eyes, only to feel something peeling off of his face onto his hand.

"Tinky winky?" Tyson shouted, making a reference to the telletubby sticker on his face. Tyson growled as he stormed into the dojo, in which the culprit slept soundly. "?"

"I'm sorry Tyson!" Lee pleaded, watching Ray trying to pluck off the sticker from his elbow. "I have chronic Sleep stickering!"

"You put a sticker up your own nose! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?" Tyson growled. Max approached the two with his puppy dog type eyes and gave a sweet glance to Tyson. "LOOK! You even put a Chihuahua sticker on the tip of Max's nose!"

"I know! Cute… isn't he?" Lee suggested, pulling Max into a tight embrace, secretly sticking a unicorn sticker to his pajamas. "He's just soooo cute! I could just eat you up!" Lee kissed Max's forehead, as Ray lit up into flames to the point that his tears begged to rain down and extinguish it.

"Lee… Where did you stick Kevin's sticker?"

"…erm… do you… uh… really want to know?"

"…Well… BYE!" And there, Tyson bolted off, only to run into Kai and Tala. The kitchen may have only had three people, but Tyson knew three was a crowd. Kai was there, with his arms around Tala's back, while Tala manically cackled with arms extended towards the microwave as if it were his own personal God. "W-what's… going on…?" Tyson shook with both jealousy and terror, seeing that Kai was practically hugging Tala.

"He… was just standing here all morning cackling… he looked like he needed a hug…." It was then that Tyson began to think that he should cackle towards the fridge, hoping Kai would hug him just as tightly… but Tyson would do no such thing. Why? Because unlike the rest of his guests, Tyson was SANE. The Japanese teen took a deep breath inwards. It was at this time that he was tackled by the slightly taller duel haired teen.

"W-What do I get a hug for?" He swallowed, wrapping his arms around Kai as well. Even though the other Russian was epically laughing in the background, to Tyson and Kai, the room had turned silent. They held each other for what felt like a frozen moment in time. It seemed as if Tyson's world had faded for a brief moment as Kai whispered such simple words into his ears:

"For just being you." And with that, Tyson had no idea where Kai had gone. It was like he was unconscious for a couple seconds as the one he claimed to formally love had vanished, leaving him with the psychotic red-head. If Tyson didn't know any better, he would have sworn that Kai kissed him, but he knew Kai would never do anything like that…

"Ty-die!" Maxie whined, pulling Tyson's shirt sleeve and smiling at the equally heighted teen. "Wanna go on a vacation with me?" He asked in a childlike tone.

"Sorry Maxie, I've got to… erm… go… talk to Bryan…." Tyson reeled from the words Kai had spoken. It most likely didn't mean anything, but just those simple words reminded Tyson why he loved Kai in the first place.

"oooookeee doookie." Max cooed, snuggling up with Tyson, knowing than when Tyson acted this way, it was due to a moment with Kai.

Max wandered the hallways looking for someone to vacation with. There was of course a few people, but Max wanted to go on a special vacation with a special person. And Max knew a 'special person' was definitely not Mr. Snowman.

"Hey Max!" Ray called out from in front of him. Max greeted the boy he had a crush on, and continued to stare at the slightly older teen who was walking by. Soon after, Max spontaneously walked into the door-frame as a result from being star struck by the Chinese. Max touched his head lightly, realizing something he never noticed before.

"Since when is my hair blonde?" He tugged at it slightly, shrugging and realizing that he had been blonde all his life. "I want a lolliPOP!" He cocked his head side to side, before curling up in a ball on the ground and falling asleep…

"OMIGOD! OMIGOD! NO WAY! Mikey boy is finally interested in someone! It's a miracle-!" Michael then slammed his hand over Emily's mouth, placing his index finger to his own lips and shushing her.

"You're so loud! You're getting it all wrong"

"So then why are you blushing?" Michael touched his face, giving Emily a glare and screaming gibberish to her face. Michael was intrigued by Bryan, his expressions, his passions… There was something more to him that everyone refused to see, and Michael wanted to find it more than anything. Emily was wrong, Michael was TOTALLY not into him. He could never see himself with such a brat… or could he? "DUN DUN DUN!" Emily added nonsensically.

"What was that for?"

"I was reading your thought bubble…"

Michael: Thou dost not realize that this story is narrated by none other than a narrator, and not by my thoughts alone. Verily, there is not a chance for my true emotions to be expressed.

Emily: Thou art a complete fool. You love-ith him…ith.

And so, the two continued on in English so that no one could understand them

"You need to talk to him! OMG Such a cute couple! The egotistical blonde and the badass blitzkrieg brat."

"Don't call him that! He's a good person. He-" And so, Emily pushed Michael with an almighty shove right into the arms of the handsome Russian blader.

"Ummm…." Michael stuttered trying to find the right words to say. "Howdy. Happy…. Wednesday."

"It's Friday."

"Ahh… like the… song?"

"…." It seemed as if the silver haired Russian had kept his cool, but with an extremely handsome blonde in his arms, he just barely kept his cool. "'Sup?" Michael blushed immensely, noticing the size of Bryan's muscles and feeling his body warmth around him. This surprised the American, considering that he believed that all Russians were made out of ice. Slowly, Bryan helped Michael back to his feet, smiling briefly and sitting down on the ground once more. Collecting his last bits of bravery, Michael was able to sit next to Bryan without him being killed.

"So… is that your natural hair colour?" Bryan tugged at his hair for a moment before responding,

"Yeah… I know that's not yours though. You're a brunette."

"Uhh. Brunette sounds too feminine. I like being blonde better."

"The chemicals are bad for your hair."

"So what?" Michael turned to the teen with rage, while Bryan continued to stare straight. "I could care less what you think. So WHAT if I dye my hair? You-"

"So, you should stop." Bryan turned to Michael, who was just thirty centimeters away from his face. "You are a real egotistical brat, you know! Don't get so wound up. I'm just trying to look out for you!" It was the first time Michael had seen Bryan so wound up. However, seeing his anger made Michael himself even angrier.

"It's none of your business what I do with my hair! I like it, and you have NO right to tell me how to live my life!" Michael leaned forward towards the teen, and both of them sat face to face in anger, both fuming. It was then, that a tiny miracle had occurred. For the first time, Bryan's expression had softened and he began to tear up slightly.

"Look, I've been through a lot. I've lost everything from my abusive family to my emotions. The last thing I would to lose is someone else I care about." And with that, Bryan turned away. "Please, take care of your body." His simmering anger had finally cooled, and Michael directed his attention down at the teens shaking hands. His eyes traced the man's flesh up to his wrists. Michael's vision blurred as anxiety shot through him from the sight of Bryan's scarred arms.

"Bryan…." Michael whispered, placing one of his soft hands on the Russian's shoulder. Their eyes met once again, being caught up in their own little universe.

"!" And with that, Max scampered into the room screaming for his buddy. Catching a glimpse of the romantic scene, the little blonde creeped up behind the baseball player and 'accidently' gives him an almighty shove, pushing Michael right into Bryan's lips.

"Oopsie!" He cried.

"MAX!" They both yelled in unison.

"Hey there! Having fun my little ones?" Michael's face was priceless, as he looked as if he were ready to kill Max, but at the same time, kiss Bryan.

"Michael… don't let him get to you." Bryan's voice hummed quietly to Michael ear, as both of them began to lean in for another kiss.

"Michael! Let's go on a vacation and meet my witch doctor!" Max then grabbed Michael by the hair and pried him away from his new found crush. Michael began to struggle, reaching out for Bryan who sat there and laughed. Shortly after Bryan crossed his arms and legs and close his eyes with a slight snicker. Michael sighed and humored Max as they walked through the hallway.

"So… erm… who's this witch doctor?"

"Why, it's witch doctor Tala of course!" The two walked into the kitchen watching Tala cackle at the microwave. They exchanged worried glances as Max whispered: "Maybe… we should meet my other doctor…" As he pulled Michael away. The two teens arrived at washroom which had recently exploded from Mariah's dynamite stick. Michael glared at Max and simply walked away.

"Yeah… Kay... Bye." Michael growled at the time wasting teen.

"WELCOME BACK!" Max screamed after him. "DID YOU BRING ME A TV FROM YOUR VACATION?" Michael tried to ignore the other blonde and his hurried walk turned to a sprint.

"Oh… Hey Max!" Ray called, exiting the kitchen. Max waved slightly and continued walking until he walked straight into the wall. Max gently rubbed his knee noticing something he had never observed up close before.

"Why aren't my nails painted Barbie pink?" He tugged at his nails slightly, shrugging and realizing that he never liked pink. "I want a teddy BEAR~!" He cocked his head side to side, before curling up like a puppy and napping sweetly in the hallway.

Mariah paced angrily in the kitchen, noticing the attention that Spencer had been giving to Tala, the hyena in a human suit. It was as if he worshiped that microwave. Maybe he had a thing for radiation? Mariah didn't know… nor did she care.

"So…" Spencer began. "I… see you like pink."

"Of course I do. It's only natural to stereo type a girl to like pink! I mean we know how creative people are with characterization. Especially the beyblade writers and their love for sexism."

"What?"

"What?"

"I love pink too… I love dancing.. I love tubas…" Spencer continued. "I love… you…"

"What?'

"Huh?"

"Never mind. I've… got to get this tea to Kevin. Poor darling is really sick. He's been in the bathroom nonstop for weeks!" Spencer could feel his heart literally sink. He was no match for Kevin and his boyishly cute charms.

"Riah!" Spencer called out, hoping for a miracle. Mariah whipped her head behind her holding the tray to her ribs. She smiled slightly before inquiring.

"Spencer, would you like some tea too? What is it? You look a little re-" Mariah's lips were cut off by the taller teen pressing his lips against hers, as Mariah dropped the tray to accept the kiss. "What was that for?"

"For just being you…" Spencer said.

"HEY! DON'T COPY KAI!" Tala hissed. "GET YOUR OWN LINE." And so, he continued to cackle.

"FINE!" Spencer cried. "I know you will never forgive us for that time we stole your bitbeasts and… but… er… "

"What is it?" Mariah placed her hand on her friend's cheek as he smiled slightly at her soft touch.

"It's like this, Mariah: where I lack, you make up.I was raised emotionless. Heartless. Full of hate. I'm not romantic, so I'm going to say it plain and simple: I like you Mariah. I like you a lot."

"Spencer…" Mariah smiled quickly before embracing him sweetly. "I-"

"HEY MARIAH!" Max screamed in the girl's ear. "Wanna go on a vacation with me to become a unicorn?"

"M…Maybe another day Max." Mariah stuttered, captured in Spencer's eyes. Though the idea of turning into a unicorn sounded fun, the pink haired teen would rather stay in the moment. Max sighed. He soon smiled and screamed a quick: "Alrighty then! Bye bye!" before spriting off into the hallway. Max sauntered into the dojo, desperately searching for Kenny and Emily.

"Max! Hey! We should hang out for a while today!" Ray chanted from across the room. Max's attention was once again focused on his crush as he continued to walk forward, smiling and waving at Ray hoping to get his attention. All of a sudden, Max found his face pressed against the floor, as he pieced together that he had tripped over something. He hoisted himself up to a sitting position and looked back at the shattered plant pot behind him. Max gently rubbed the ground to make sure it didn't have a booboo and began to notice something very interesting that he had never noticed before: "When did this dojo get here?" Max thought to himself. Max shrugged noticing that he didn't care at all.

"I want a kitt-Y~!" He cocked his head side to side, before brushing the ground beneath him, and curling up into another ball ready to take a nap in front of everyone.

"I JUST PLANTED THOSE!" Tala screamed from across the room in horror at all of his work gone to waste. He rushed up to the plant embracing it in his sizable hand. "Patricia… talk to me my darling…" Max yawned sweetly trying to nap like a puppy curled up on a warm and fuzzy carpet. "That… was… My… baby…." Tala growled.

"Heh?" Maxie cooed in a half sleep state, dreaming about chasing a cat.

"THAT WAS MY BABY YOU... STUPID ANIMAL-PERSON!" Tala grabbed Max by the collar… shirt collar and pushed him violently against the wall. Everyone gasped as Max was knocked out cold….

"What…just happened?" Max said, returning to reality. "Where… is everyone?" Max's blurred vision came to as he began to recall his interruption of the romantic scenes. Max knew it was wrong… he bothered his own friend in the middle of a kiss just for his own needs. He couldn't stand watching those three get their ways when his was just so far away.

Max turned his head slightly to view a picture of the first world championships with the bladebreakers. There, in the picture, stood Ray, right next to Kai. He looked so beautiful in his tattered clothing. Max sat up to view the one he loved so dearly, only to recall the heart breaking words that Ray had said earlier. There was no denying that Ray was in love with Tyson. Max slid back down, throwing his body back against the headboard. It was then that Tyson's green alarm clock fell from above, slamming it's self onto Max's already sore head.

"OW!" Max cried in pain, holding his now severely bruised head and ego. Max realized that he was in Tyson's bed, as he smiled ready to re-preform his sleeping after getting hit ritual.

"I want a..." He began to comb his mind for what he wanted. "I want…" Max's breathing slowed down as his cute and high voice disappeared as a single tear began to roll down his face. "I want… Ray."

"Hey MAXIE!" Ray cried a few moments later from behind the door. "I brought you something!"

"Come in…" He replied quietly. Ray opened the door grinning, but noticing Max's face, his expression dulled down instantly.

"What's wrong Maxie?"

"Nothing…" Ray snickered nervously as he lifted a tray with a single rose and a covered plate.

"I brought you some cheesecake back from my vacation…" Ray tried to joke, but it came out more seriously that he hoped.

"Thank you." He stated sadly, taking the tray. "Where did you get the rose from? It's winter. And… we're snowed in."

"Oh… yeah… Tala kind a felt bad for almost giving you brain damage, so he sent you the rose."

"Why… that's nice of him." The usually cheerful teen began to move to a more sarcastic response as he looked away from his best friend. Ray's eyes set on Max's usually porcelain face. At this time, his face was flushed either in anger or in sickness. Ray, being concerned, straddled Max's chest, leaning down and pressing his forehead again the blonde's. For sure, Max's temperature had risen significantly.

"You're burning up!" Ray commented, placing his hand against the American's forehead to test again. Max remained silent, obviously blushing. "Max… Why did you interrupt Michael and Mariah?" Max's mouth began to quiver slightly, as his blue pools met with Ray's amber irises.

"Because…" He whispered, not able to get anything else out before bursting into a mass of tears.

"Uh oh, do I need to get a mop again?" Ray joked once again referring to Max's outburst on the first day. He climbed off the younger teen, and lay down next to him, placing an arm around Max's shoulders and pulling him in close allowing the younger boy to cry into his shirt. "I'm here if you want to talk." Max pushed himself up as Ray did the same, re locating his arm around his shoulders once again, this time in an upright position.

"It's because…." Max sobbed full of remorse. "I saw everyone having their moment. They were so happy and it was so cute or romantic… No one seems to want me." Max took in a deep breath.

"Max…"

"I just wanted to have a romantic moment with someone too…" Ray's eyes began to water as he glanced down trying to rake his memory for the right words to say. Ray adjusted himself to place his hand down on the bed for support as he returned to gazing lovingly to his crying friend.

"You know…" Ray smiled sweetly and somewhat nervously. "All we need is a kiss, and this would be one too."

"W-What?"

"Can…. Can I kiss you?" Max nodded in a half dazed state, as Ray leaned in and captured Max's lips in a sweet and gentle kiss. The two of them pulled away as they looked at one and other with a light blush spread across their cheeks. Max smiled playfully as he pounced on Ray, pressing his lips against his once more.

"Welcome to the Uke club." Kenny proudly announced.

"Kenny… Between you and Emily, you decided that YOU Are the Uke?" Tyson snickered slightly. He had a feeling that Emily and Kenny would be together by the end of this incident. It was so obvious that they were in love. They were kissing, and hugging… and exchanging batteries… Tyson wished he could do the same with Kai.

"I know! But Emily is more in charge than I am…"

"Why haven't you asked her out yet?" Michael added. "Why haven't any of us asked the ones we like out?"

"Why are YOU here, Michael?" Mariah turned sticking her tongue out at Michael. "Last time we spoke, you argued that between you and Bryan, BRYAN was the 'girl'."

Michael sighed. "You know, if I'm the seme, I'm expected to ask him to be my boyfriend… But if I'm the Uke, everyone can blame him for not making a move. How can he NOT ask me out. I'm flat out sexy. I would be thrilled to date myself."

"Rambling is the first sign of insecurity."

"Shut up Mariah. I… I know he doesn't like me in that way."

"HE FREAKIN KISSED YOU!" Max said bolting into the room. "Sorry I'm late… Ray and I had a little… Talking to do…"

"Talking?" The entire room looked at each other. "Did he confess to you?"

"NO! And I was SO SURE!" Max whined. "MAN! He'll never give me the recipe for his dumplings."

"… I meant-! … Never mind Cinderella. All you missed is our plans to confess to those we like."

"NO WAY am I giving him my cheesecake recipe!" Max whined once again. The entire room stared blankly at Max before continuing their evil plots. Mariah, Kenny, Michael . Max and Tyson sat in a circle in the kitchen, figuring out what to say to their crushes.

"Tyson, Tala told us about your little…. Moment with Kai right in this very room!"

"It wasn't a moment… It was… Just…"

"He's obviously into you! Who says that Tyson and Kai are a perfect couple?" Mariah snickered, placing her arm around Tyson. A series of 'I's followed and Tyson began to explain his throughts.

"Mariah… He's… He's straight." The entire room went silent noticing that their boys or girl may very well be straight as well.

"I think Ray's into you Tyson." Max stated sadly. Tyson face palmed, realizing that Max had failed to realize that Ray had been stalking him for the past two months. The five of them continued to bicker until they heard a buzzing noise from the washroom. In concern they rushed out of the kitchen, noticing that everyone was crowding together in the dojo. The few remaining teens joined as they began to question what was going on.

"What's that noise?"

"Could it be…" Mariah gasped in slight worry and slight excitement. "A Vibrator?" everyone glanced around. To everyone's horror, Lee was missing. There was a lot of speculation as to why Lee was in the bathroom… and why he was in the bathroom with KEVIN. The entire room went silent… until the door slid open revealing Lee with a plastic bag. Lee shut the door abruptly as he lifted the bag to the light for everyone to see. A mass of green solid substance remained within the bag. Lee placed his hand in the bag and took out a handful of its contents.

"GREEEN HAIR FOR EVERYONE!" Lee shouted while tossing handfuls of the green hair at everyone. Tyson grabbed for the strands. He loved Kevin's hair…. Like… REALLY loved his hair. Everyone cheered and shouted as they grasped their own strands of beautiful Emerald hair. They made hair angles, and hair men… and hair castles... Even Kai was able to make a new dish: "Green hair on a cone". Bryan on the other hand was not impressed. He ran around shrieking: "THE SKY IS FALLING" And scampered around the house to save the orphan pencils from the falling green sky.

"It's okay my babies…" Bryan cooed, curling up in the corner with his five new pencil friends… the only friends Bryan would ever have. "Daddy's here. You're safe from the green raining from above." It was at this time that he pulled out a sharpener to make this point shiny and began to give their erasers a haircut. He named them easily: Melinda, Derik, Kinder, Angel and… Michael… Mariah noticed the cluster of sharpened pencils as she picked up the pencil version of Michael and began to stroke his eraser.

"Hello there Sexy…" Mariah came in close with the pencil. "Got a lover?" Bryan refused to look away from his obsessive need to sharpen his pencils. He remained hunched over as he snatched the pencil from Mariah's hands.

"My boyfriend." He whined childishly, as he continued to sharpen crazily. Mariah quickly snatched Kinder.

"You'll do just as fine my beautiful . Got a name?"

"If only she could love me as much as that pencil…" Spencer cried, now on his knees with Tala patting his back unsympathetically. "I lost my girlfriend to be to a PENICL!"

"There, there… Once you come out of the closet, you can date me."

"In your dreams Tala!"

"TYSON!" Ray cried. "TY-SONNNN!"

"Are you high?"

"I'M HUUUUUUNGRRYYYYYYYYYY~"

"We just ate, Ray."

"HUNGRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~"

"Okay, you may act like Tarzan, but this is ridiculous!"

"FOOOOD! MEAT LOAF!" Ray rushed over to the nearest couch and took a second spontaneous bite out of it. Kai, noticing Ray's action, once again spontaneously slapped him. Ray gnawed at the leather as if he were a dog with a new bone.

"This is too much." Kai complained.

"Calm down Kai." Tyson approached the one he loved, disregarding what had happened earlier. "It'll only make matters worse-"

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"

"What the hell, man? Are you on your period?"

"SCREW YOU! You annoy the hell out of me. Get out of my face!" And there, Kai left Tyson standing in shock, heartache and now in pieces. Kai stormed over to the wall and sat down in anger. He pulled out Roderick, his buddy that was really a battery in a felt cape, and began to chew on him. He chewed harder and harder in anger as he watched as Tyson tried to calm everyone down. But what had set Kai off was when Tyson pulled out a cluster of Kevin's hair from his pocket and took a nice long waft. It was then, that Kai killed Roderick. Kai sobbed and teared up as he gave the battery a burial at sea… In the toilet.

"OMG TYSON!" Spencer shouted, allowing the entire room to rumble. "YOU. HAVE. ONIONS!"

"Uh… Yeah… Like any normal family!" Spencer tore off the skin of the onion and began to make out with it. He then went into the bathroom and locked the door… Tyson did not want to know what Spencer did from there.

"This is insane…" Tyson thought, getting frustrated at his houseguests.

"ZUCCHINI!" And with that, Tyson's head was smashed with a baseball.

"OW!" Tyson screamed. Kevin's hair went flying from Tyson's hands, only to be blown all over the room. "NOOOOOOO!"

"You're welcome." Michael grinned. "I love you too." Tyson stormed away to find Emily nervously hitting a tennis ball against the wall. Within moments, the tennis ball smashed one of the sword cases and everyone shut up for only a moment before continuing on with their insanity.

"Oh… Someone broke that." Emily claimed as she sauntered away. Tyson became dizzy… sickened by this atrocity. He needed air… he needed space. He didn't want anyone here anymore. He whipped around to go to his room, only to catch the view of Tala slow dancing with the Microwave while letting out an awkward evil cackle every now and again. Tyson's realization as to how materialistic the Blitzkrieg boy were had now hit an all-time high. The room went nearly silent as he heard a chime of his name, slowly fading to the blackness as Tyson landed face first on the ground… out cold…

"Uhh…." Tyson groaned touching the hard surface beneath him. Either Tyson was on the ground… or in a parallel dimension... It was too dark for him to tell. He began to adjust his body trying to figure out where he was, and if there was a source of light.

"Tyson?" A voice called from underneath him through the darkness. "Is that you?" That was no floor beneath Tyson… It was Kai's bare chest...

To be continued…

Once again thank you for reading. At this point that we are writing this, we are ashamed to say we are doing this during the Max and Ray scene because we've hit writers bock. This is like pulling teeth. We're trying to find something cute for Ray to say… but it's not working out…

*Finishes with writers block*

Okay.. so what just happened was I wrote the line and didn't like it. So I asked how to make it better, and she replied (Sarcastically and frustrated) That I should bold it, under line it and put it in italics. While joking around, I did all that, put a strike through the line and set it to the power of two.

[After completion of story]

So… I hope that didn't scare you off, and I hope you liked it. I promise you that chapter four will be better. I hope you liked all the coupling and crap, and until next time, don't let Lee near your head or Spencer near a tuba. Thanks for the support! Tell us what you think ^_^

~Roxie

-Crystal